i taught a lesson once of pakistani people! they didn't know much english so i had to teach sans talking!
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
last year i was skiing in the park and it was totally empty except for these 3 mexican guys snowboarding and they didnt have on boots. just basketball shoes in their snowboard. and, they would go up to the jumps so slow, then not make it all the way up the face (even on the small ones) then turn sideways and hop up the face of the jump with the edge of the board. it was quite strange
'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221
that reminds me of a funny story, i was at brighton night skiing in 8th grade and at like half hour to close these egyptian people asked us if we would teach them how to ski and they paid my friends and I each 20 bucks for the 2 runs on the baby hill
Dumont has mad sick style... but hes black with white face paint
what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day. were crashing all over the place.
theres tons of mexicans who live in jackson, they migrate up there (no i'm not kidding) every year to find work, construction mostly. when i was there all of last season, i saw a couple of them every now and then, but pretty god damn rare. they are really really cool people though, super nice, although they really need to work on the no cotton sweatshirts when its snowing and 8 degrees.