post a pick up line thread

this ones good to look down at your penis and then look at the girl, look down again and then back at the girl and say 'its not gonna suck itself!!!!!!'



'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall



'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

dunno if its been said but do the dodgeball
you: we should mate
chick: excuse me?
you: uh i mean we should date

~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~

baaahaha five0! anchorman, yeah pants party, party in my pants, hahaha
~Ashley







hit the rail dumbass!!

this one werked for me last night: hey, u wanna go upstairs?
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I have a bunch, some will probably get you slapped though...

Im new in town can i have directions to your house?

You might not be the most beautiful girl here but beauty is only a light switch away...

you look a lot like my next girlfriend

do you know what winks and makes love like a panther...then wink

Hi, im conducting a feel test on how many women have pierced nipples

thats enought for now

note to self avoid blowing motor....again

hey! i lost my keys. can i stay with you tonight?
(works sometimes. most girls start laughing about it but ensures conversation)

a friend of mine tried that one but he just got slapped:
'hi. i heard you ski.'
'yes why?'
'i also heard you ride pretty good...so...can i test it?'

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riding skiboards is like banging fat chicks.....it might be fun, but you dont tell your friends about it. - weenox

from some random site....

THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? 'What for?' I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
3. Is your daddy a thief? 'No.' Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say 'yes.'
4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
7. The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
10. My name's your name. That's so you know what to scream.
11. My name's your name, but you can call me 'lover.'
12. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
13. Can I flirt with you?
14. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
15. Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, 'What are you doing?': Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
17. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
19. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
20. Grab his/her tush. Pardon me, is this seat taken?
21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
22. Can I have directions? 'To where?' To your heart. Cheese alert
23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
24. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
25. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
27. So... How am I doin'?
28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
29. Tap your thigh You just think this is my leg.
30. Say, that's a nice dress/outfit/article of clothing. Can I talk you out of it?
31. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
32. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
33. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
34. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.



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fuck me or ill cut you bitch





Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-GI Joe(The Man with the red beard)

Is that a mirror in your pocket?......cause I can see myself in your pants.
«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........

Are those your skis? Yes. Both of them?
'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon



'if someone's standing in the way of your shot you can kick them in the balls repeatedly until they move or die' - SteveXs2

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.



-Joel

this isnt a pickup line but o well... your mom got drunk and went in to the zoo had sex with a gorilla and came up with u

'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

www.levelgloves.com

Hey do you work at subway, because you just gave me a 12 incher

He who hesitates masturbates

here ill post the ones i got in a forward. some might of been already posted. there might be repetitions. enjoy

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

If you stood infront of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) `Cause I could
see myself in your pants.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven`t we met before?

Screw me if I`m wrong, but isn`t your name Pocahontus?

How about you sit on my lap and we`ll see what pops up?

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?

What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)

Hi, my name`s {name}. Remember it, you`ll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C`mon! Lower you`re standards a little. I did

I`m studying to be an astronomer, i`d sure like to look up tonight and see Uranus

You already have 206 bones in your body, would you like one more?

Hey baby, lets play carpenter, you get hammered, than I nail you.


If you were a booger in my nose i`d pick you first!


If McDonalds made a new hamburger and you were it, you`d be called the McGorgious.

If I were to rearrange the alphabet i`d put 'U' and 'I' together.

(look down at dick) 'It`s not just gonna suck itself'

You`re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Good candy isn`t made... it`s just born.

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

Would you like to dance? she says 'no' No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a Blow Job? No What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

If I followed you home would you keep me?

Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? `Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!

The word of the day is 'legs.' Let`s go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you sleep on your stomach? (When she say`s no) Well, Can I?

If I said you have a great body would you hold it against me?

What do you say we go back to my place and play army? I`ll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!

Want to play lion? (She asks, 'What`s that?') That`s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

Walk up to a girl who is standing and say, 'You look tired, let me clear you off a place to sit' then wipe your face.

If you were a booger, I`d pick you first.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10-I-See!

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I`ll slam you all night long!

It`s always good for you to see me again.

My wife/husband just doesn`t understand me.

I know where there is a good party. They`ve got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
hey nice paints......theyd look better on my bedroon floor'

'come sit on my lap......well talk abut the first thing that pops up'

'did it hurt' she goes 'whut' u go 'when u fell from heaven'

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

'Hey baby, gotta quarter, I`m supposed to call my Mom when I meet the girl of my dreams'

'If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to I'

'Are those clothes wet? No (lick finger and touch her leg) We should go back to my place and get you out of those wet things'

'Is your father a thief? No. Well then who stole the sun, the moon and the stars and put them in your eyes'

Not really a line but more of a pick up gesture. Spot a target across the room. Make the horns with your right or left hand. Lick you index and your pinkie. Bring hand toward face and smooth your eyebrows (one with each finger) Then, when finished the smooth, shoot at her with you index and thumb. Easier to explain when you can see it. But like everything above it works, because it`s so cheesy.

'Would you hold it against me if I said you had a great body?'

Can I borrow a quarter?
My dad told me to call him when I fell in love...

I lost my teddy bear , would you sleep with me tonight?

im new in town can i have directions to your house


there must be something wrong with my eyes... i cant seem to take them
off you!!!

Hey thats a nice shirt... can i talk you outta it?

guy: do you wanna go back to my place for some sex and pizza?

girl: no

guy: what you dont want pizza??

girl: *SLAP*

Let`s do breakfast tomorrow.
Should I call you, or nudge you?

Stand back! I`m a doctor. You go for help...I`ll loosen his clothes.

I`m on fire...can I run through your sprinkler?

Sex is a killer...wanna die happy?

He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?
She (sheepishly): Yes.
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents?
She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We`ve established what kind of woman that you are, we`re just haggling
over the price.

Are you Italian? Would you like some in you?

Guy: You must be tired
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cause you have been running in my mind all day

My X-Ray vision isn`t working. Mind taking your cloths off

hey, i seem to have lost my number, can i have yours?

'you know baby, its not illegal if i dont get caught!'

your daddy must have been a baker, cause you got a nice set of buns

THERE MUST BE A KEG IN YOUR PANTS CAUSE I WANNA TAP DAT ASS!!!!!!!!

Guy: So, my place or yours?
Girl: How `bout both. You go to yours and I`ll go to mine...
Guy: Fine with me. Truth is I dont give a shit where you go after I`m done with ya in the backseat of my car.

use this if you get rejected!

guy: you wanna dance?

girl: no

guy: sorry you must of misheard me i said you look fat in those pants

guy: is that a mirror in your pocket????
gurl: no why??
guy: cause i can see my self in them

want sex now' or ' im drunk, your drunk, lets get in a bunk, and do the funk' WHAT WHAT








-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-

hey wanna learn how to lipslide ma rail.


I'm White?


My dad shot a walrus once. Seriously. Im like an eskimo now.
-friedcheese

Were your parents chick farmers? Well you sure know how to raise a cock.

What has 238 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper baby.

If you're going to ride the t-bar with a snowboarder girl:
'So how do you like it: between the legs or from behind?'

hahah

use this, guarenteed sucess.

hey baby, wanna suck on my love rod?

its never failed for me

improvement to hucksters:
i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'

Ask the girl if she has any american in her (or any other nationality you think she will say no to and you are) if she replies no say do you want some? or if she says yes say do you want some more?
'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

more skiing ones
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!

Not skiing but it will for sure get a laugh.

'mmmmm you smell like the inside of my momma purse'

Keep a straight face and turn slowly to a woman sitting or standing next to you and say 'You got a purty mouth'


The rebirth of a legend...try not to wet yourself.

lets make love.
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HAHAHA YOU BITCHES MY DADS LAWYER, MICHAEL J KAUFMANN IS ALREDY INVESTIGATING LATS POSTS ON NS AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION

APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI

come over and sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

You have nice eyes...
Okay that's enough let's fuck

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze

we should mate.
what?!?!
we should date.


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Holdin' it down for the South Ontarioans

damnit seen as how im only 15 i have to meet chicks at like field parties or house not in a bar myns suauly just 'wanna go for a walk?' or just 'hey, lets go check out the rest of this house'

i want to have sex with your dissmembered corpse.

organic food= its better for you becuase its straight from nature....just like cow manure.

Once a guy used this on me..

Him: Hey did you have a good day?
Me: Yes
Him: Wanna have a good night? *wink*

I laughed so hard and it was at Canada's Wonderland.

^ hey i like that one

organic food= its better for you becuase its straight from nature....just like cow manure.

There is this guy who I like from my physics class and so my friend and I were jokingly making up physics pick up lines one day. Then a week later when I was drunk this is the one I used on him:

'I can feel the potential energy between us, wanna make it kinetic?'

I...I... dont get it...^
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!

hey bebah, you come here often?




www.labradormtn.com

you have purdy lips





www.labradormtn.com

how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice, im.....


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Everything under the sun is in tune,
But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon

it's so small, it's cute
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who wants to session. oh wait, no one does. 5 more months.


$$$BOSTONBACKCOUNTRY$$$

^i saw it work sucessfully at mt hood
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who wants to session. oh wait, no one does. 5 more months.


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'hey bebeh...iii noticed u have braces.. i have braces too...' said in the butthead beavis and butthead
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that hunter bags that nice 10 point buck.~skiierman


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

In vermont i went up to a girl and then looked her up and down and saiiiid daaaaaamn girl.
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!

she laughed which then led to conversation which then led to sex but not really though
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!