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NS slang and definitions

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noggin_buster
Posts: 32 - Karma: 9
Being a newbie, I'm looking for your help in creating a list of NS slang terms and their definitions...like butter, skeeze, grom, etc. Creativity with definitions is appreciated.
Feb 4 2008 12:07PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
turkish delight- when your in pow and you hit a pillow expecting it to be full of white fluffy snow but instead you hit rock. refer to Gnarnia  for full definition of turkish delight
Feb 4 2008 8:26PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
HAHAHA
i almost peed a little
Feb 4 2008 9:12PM
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ahmedthesailor
Posts: 314 - Karma: 38
1. GabJab        Gab. Jab.  
The act of thrusting your meatsword into a girls mouth while she is talking about.... anything

2. Chodo K.O.     Cho-Do. K. 0.

The act of inflicting a knockout blow with your manhood while undoing your fly.

3. Cleveland Steamer        Cleave-Land. Stea-mer.

The Act of crapping on someones chest and then buldozing it with your ass.



Feb 4 2008 9:16PM
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ballerman
Posts: 414 - Karma: 15
sue me. was tryin to make it clear to the guy who was wrong about the pretzel. fag
Feb 4 2008 9:24PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
these are more of freestyle skiing terms in general
Feb 5 2008 12:29AM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
NS = Newschoolers
Jib = Anything you can trick off/on
Jea = Yeah!
 
Feb 5 2008 12:46AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
steeze comes from gangstar dummy.
Feb 5 2008 10:28AM
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armadillo
Posts: 161 - Karma: 14
lol
Feb 5 2008 10:49AM
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Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
^ i'm cooking up a new one myself


Bagel Bite - 90 on, switch up orbit 360 pretzel out, cork 540 to 40 foot cliff drop to powpow landing.


Feb 5 2008 11:21AM
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noggin_buster
Posts: 32 - Karma: 9
Chill.....I did a search before I created the thread. If you aren't interested don't click on it. Simple.
Feb 5 2008 1:50PM
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Pirruccio
Posts: 1301 - Karma: 70
no its 180
but whos counting?
Feb 5 2008 4:47PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
Can't forget "Safety Meeting" - Getting high.

On that note, I participated in a rail jam on Saturday, and before the contest started the judges called for a "Safety Meeting" - but this actually involved a discussion on how not to get hurt.  I was extremely disappointed.
Feb 5 2008 7:03PM
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wunderskier
Posts: 418 - Karma: 9
biggle: cool/legit, or totally wierd/odd, or just plain dumb
Feb 5 2008 7:10PM
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noggin_buster
Posts: 32 - Karma: 9
I'm no one's alias. I registered and read through the site and didn't know some stuff....I'm not embarrassed to admit I didn't know some slang. I was just looking to have some fun, and some people chose to join in. I don't look for credibility by talking; I get it by DOING. I'm not a great skier but as an athlete (2 bronze medals in world track cycling championships; multiple medals in time trials) I appreciate athleticism in others and applaud them for it, instead of cutting them down. BTW I'm probably old enough to be your mother.....does your mother ski the park?
Feb 5 2008 7:44PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
you are whats wrong with this site.  Who the hell cares whether she created the account to ask this or not, thats her (or his) insecurity.  The bottom line is that they want help, because the people on this site talk like this constantly.  She asks a question, either answer her and help her out, or keep your opinions to yourself. You just seem like one of those pathetic members who just hates on other people to make themselves feel good.
Feb 5 2008 7:48PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
style+ease=steeze

Feb 5 2008 9:39PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
recently (as of jan 3rd) formed (or to me it is) "chads effect".... meaning: see How do you get to chads from the bottom of alta???? or Unrockering Hellbents. let me know what you think..
Feb 6 2008 2:49AM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
steve stepp= god
green goblin= steve stepp because he wears the burton ronin 2L suit in green and light blue
gaper-gayper= anyone that doesnt have style usually wearing anythiing from bright ass 80's clothes to carharts
jib- anything u can trick off of
sessioning- usually referring to skiing where u or multiple people jib a certain object EX. a down rail or i have heard it referred to as sex ex "i was sessioning this chick"
dumping- referring to an extreme amount of snow falling from the sky
helly hansen 686 oakley orage aeryx (RIP) are all clothing companys (i know im missing a lot)
salomon line bluehouse moment movement ( dont get them mixed up) icelantic rossignol liberty 4frnt k2 volkl head are all ski companys ( i missed a couple)
Feb 6 2008 8:40AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
"The referenced post has been removed." - When you say something really pointless, useless and unnecessarily hateful, the mods come in and delete your post.

This is all that is left referencing said stupid post.


Feb 6 2008 9:42AM
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
terms for doing good

that was dank

that was nuggs

that was steezy

that was ill nasty

ambush clothing, will make you all of thy above
Feb 6 2008 10:03AM
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YetitheWookie
Posts: 95 - Karma: 70
That's awesome...I love older ladies, they are soooo hot!...you should come ski here....haha.
Boo ya!
Feb 6 2008 2:41PM
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Lukey_1080
Posts: 618 - Karma: 679
hahaa
Feb 6 2008 4:11PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
4bi9   the better shit. 
it's more sturdy. 
Feb 6 2008 4:24PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11

Correct me if im wrong but i think gangstarr came up with it. Look up the song you know my steez-gangstarr.

Feb 6 2008 4:29PM
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Gharf
Posts: 1390 - Karma: 983
pics or it didnt happen.


means that we dont believe you when you claim a 810 out of a down urban rail.
or when you say you cleared a 80 feet jump.
Feb 6 2008 5:06PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
a phrase which is used surprisingly little, considering the claims some people make...
Feb 6 2008 5:45PM
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i-like-skiing
Posts: 49 - Karma: 10
milf-mom id like to fuck
Feb 6 2008 9:11PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
Jah - Jah (IPA: ) is the name commonly used for God in the Rastafari movement. It comes from the Hebrew יָהּ = Yah
Feb 9 2008 4:00PM
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wellpreparedrare
Posts: 651 - Karma: 11
let's bring back totally

and radical

here's my contribution

Rippin' Trees - dual meaning, 1) skiing the glades with utmost skill, 2) smoking marijuana


Feb 9 2008 7:32PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
haha
Feb 9 2008 7:52PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36

it's always very mysterious and intriguing if you don't catch the post before it was deleted. cuz now everyone's like...omg what did he say?!?!?!?

Feb 9 2008 8:25PM
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aznpcskier
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 113
K-FED
Feb 9 2008 8:45PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
idk - i dont know
imo - in my opinion

to be honest i didnt know what those meant for a while
Feb 9 2008 8:46PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
yea the same, idk what the hell they meant imo they should just use full words but yea, idk its just imo.
Feb 9 2008 9:52PM
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Hovan
Posts: 664 - Karma: 30
that would actually be the definition of pwn
Feb 9 2008 11:11PM
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three6steeze
Posts: 484 - Karma: -3
Although you are correct about the gaper-gap and the gaper-tuck (never heard it called huck) you were incorrect about a gaper.

A gaper is one who gapes in awe at another (generally talented) skiers abilities. Or basically a tourist who has no fucking idea what is going on.
Feb 9 2008 11:21PM
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turbo_penguin
Posts: 282 - Karma: 15
excellent comedy.  was this lost on all the other competitors and judges?  or was there a snicker that went through the crowd? 
Feb 10 2008 1:34AM
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turbo_penguin
Posts: 282 - Karma: 15
^^ my understanding of "GAPER" is that it comes from the GAP between the goggles and the beanie where the forehead shines through.  (and the general lack of skill/touristiness that usually accompanies said gap).  Someone should look this up though and find the truth, with some sort of authority/backing.
Feb 10 2008 1:39AM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
I hear the terms "skiing" and "ski" thrown around alot on this site. Will someone elaborate?
Feb 10 2008 6:21PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
ahhhhahahahaha
Feb 10 2008 6:44PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
yea... copy that, I'm getting hung up on the word "jump" aswel, I think skiing is the thing Paris Hilton does... doesn't she ski down long lines of white powder ?? she also just loves that feeling after she's done a double black.
Feb 10 2008 9:21PM
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