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The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Committee

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J.D.
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The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Committee has ended its prorogation is now resuming session; the right honourable Prophet presiding. There are way, way too many idiotic people on this website right now and we are left with no other recourse than to highlight some of the dumbest of you on a weekly basis. Our next report will be issued on Friday. Try really hard not to say anything stupid and you won't be on it.

That is all.
Sep 12 2007 8:31PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Even if you're not a member, you can still contribute by PMing links to things.
Sep 13 2007 2:16PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
haha incase board members miss something?
Sep 13 2007 2:17PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
We can't be everywhere!
Sep 13 2007 2:18PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
ill take an invite!

im good at making people feel stupid

but yeah, i can help
Sep 13 2007 3:16PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
People need to stop asking to be invited.
Sep 13 2007 4:41PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Hahaha

People asking to be invited are prime candidates for the award.

Either way, I'm hoping for some public humiliation out of this for winners of the award. A golden handicapped symbol next to the persons username would be a great addition.
Sep 13 2007 4:49PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
haha yes public humiliation is key!!! after we have someone nominated, have somoene else photoshop a classic re-re pic of them and make it front page for a day or two
Sep 13 2007 4:52PM
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TheButterHashira
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i knew not to ask because i knew i wouldnt be invited
Sep 13 2007 5:00PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
The prize for winning will become apparent once we award it tomorrow...
Sep 13 2007 5:05PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
can you tell us the nominees kind of like the oscars do?
Sep 13 2007 5:05PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
No, because nominations are open right up until the thing is presented. We will however at the very least give the runner up in the same thread.
Sep 13 2007 5:07PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
you cannot simply "walk" into mordor
Sep 13 2007 5:20PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
This is a gem:

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Sep 13 2007 5:34PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Hahahaha, I remember that. Andy got mad at me for plagiarizing the idea from an internet comic. There were 2 other ones too, but I don't know where they are now.
Sep 13 2007 5:45PM
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almostaskier
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/75846/

By the way, that thread has possibly the best d-loc quote ever, and aussiepimp retorts that tickle your funny bone.
Sep 13 2007 6:02PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
what ever happened to d-loc?
Sep 13 2007 6:25PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
Sorry about the one, I wasn't aware of the rules at the time.
Sep 13 2007 6:36PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
slap on of these on them

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Sep 13 2007 6:40PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Did you make that yourself?
Sep 13 2007 6:43PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
yea, i have too much time on my hands
Sep 13 2007 6:47PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
im not sure if i was around when this was. when was the commitie active origionally?
Sep 13 2007 6:49PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
make it more golden!
Sep 13 2007 7:08PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
With sparkles!
Sep 13 2007 7:13PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Uhhhh... what is that thing.
Sep 13 2007 8:31PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
golden wheelchair
Sep 13 2007 8:35PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
that my friend is a roman chariot. it usually had a horse or two infront of it. the roman elite would travel in them and they would hold nascar like races with them
Sep 13 2007 8:37PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER!!! MODS DO IT!!!!
Sep 13 2007 8:55PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
That would require effort, and no one likes effort.
Sep 14 2007 12:12PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Wow, this is before my time but i love the idea. Hopefully i don't say anything stupd
Sep 14 2007 2:15PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
i won it once. i also firmly believe i am mature to be on this committee
Sep 14 2007 4:03PM
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prophet
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i think you mean mature ENOUGH.... which means no, you arent.




Our only mandate is to amuse ourselves. You're all just the sheep we get to slaughter. Ominous laugh?
Sep 14 2007 4:08PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
I'm going to go against the rough here and say don't put it on the front page, or make it worthy of a ban. Yes, it is funny and probably even useful towards the well being of this NS community but......as a buisseness I don't think NS should be promoting this kind of thing. Imagine Line skis blocking you from buying their products because you were incoherent on one of their forums or something.

I'll stop before I start rambling, but remember NS is getting big now and hating on users/customers (even if it is all in good fun) aint the way to go.
Sep 14 2007 5:06PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
go away negative nancy
Sep 14 2007 5:13PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I disagree, since NS isn't quite a business. They aren't selling products so to speak.

It's hopefully encouragement for people to think before they post.
Sep 14 2007 5:19PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
It's friday... oh boy oh boy!
Sep 14 2007 5:21PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
oh yess,

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Sep 14 2007 5:23PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
is there a set time when this will be anounced?
Sep 14 2007 5:27PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
JD, if anyone is more perfect at making fun of morons, I believe from experience you have seen that its me.
Sep 14 2007 5:34PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
mines better
Sep 14 2007 5:39PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
i hate you and plato hates you.  that is a drawing. 


im the carpenter bitch.

so your picture loses by default.
Sep 14 2007 9:05PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
STICKY!!!

Sep 14 2007 9:36PM
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