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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
for example:
why is the sky blue?
because you touch yourself at night. (doesnt have to be that answer)

Who is the man?
Jun 25 2007 4:32PM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
I am the man

Have you seen my wellie boots?
Jun 25 2007 4:33PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
Either Chuck Norris or Hulk hogan

SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Jun 25 2007 4:34PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
no


im wicked bored. what should i do?
Jun 25 2007 4:34PM
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CLO
Posts: 431 - Karma: 14
wack it


where do you live?
Jun 25 2007 4:35PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Read a book about horses.

What are good sites to go to when you are bored at work and dont want people to hear you.
Jun 25 2007 4:36PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
TOUCH YOUR FACE

Jun 25 2007 4:36PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
Newschoolers.com


Did you hear!?
Jun 25 2007 4:36PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
My fat muffled my hearing


How do you do a flatspin on a trampoline?
Jun 25 2007 4:37PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
that your gay?!

can you awnser a question with a question?
Jun 25 2007 4:39PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
verrrrryyy carefully!

what will video quality look like in 10 years?
Jun 25 2007 4:40PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
so good your face will melt

what is up with the new coke can? Hot or not....
Jun 25 2007 4:43PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
coke comes in a can


have you ever seen a flying pig?
Jun 25 2007 4:45PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
not

when will it snow
Jun 25 2007 4:45PM
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CLO
Posts: 431 - Karma: 14
next winter


wheres your fav mountain
Jun 25 2007 4:47PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
my fav mountain is prob watv


How many mini-carrots can you fit in your mouth while still being able to say "chubby bunny"?
Jun 25 2007 5:00PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
2

Why would you play chubby bunny with carrots?
Jun 25 2007 5:03PM
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ski@work
Posts: 419 - Karma: 6
Maybe 4, I'm not good with words...

WTF??
Jun 25 2007 5:03PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
i dunno what the fuck?

what does html stand for?
Jun 25 2007 5:04PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
scientist tryed to make a pig and eagle have sex but instead they got an eagle with no wings that oinked and rolled around in its own filth

will WV get a huge noreaster to dump 5+ feet of snow?
Jun 25 2007 5:14PM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
no

is there a better sport then skiing
Jun 25 2007 5:21PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
croquet

where are all the bitches at?
Jun 25 2007 5:22PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
dyking out on an island in the atlantic

would a tornado that can lift your roof, lift you as well?
Jun 25 2007 6:32PM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
not if you cling to the floor

what are the odds or la nina happening this year?
Jun 25 2007 6:35PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
102%

whats 4 times 4
Jun 25 2007 6:36PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
1 in 43.569991233543543634


Who will volunteer to cut off my leg?
Jun 25 2007 6:36PM
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DavidHonda.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 711
not very good

who likes chicken?
Jun 25 2007 6:36PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
i like anythign that tastes like chicken

who is mike jones?
Jun 25 2007 6:41PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
Who!?
Jun 25 2007 6:44PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
a pussy bitch

why did CT only get 20 inches of snow
Jun 25 2007 6:44PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
^you are a homo

why doesnt anybody answer my questions?
Jun 25 2007 6:46PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
cuz they ain't baller like SE indiana

how long do 2 inch gashes in side of heads take to heal?
Jun 25 2007 6:47PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
manbearpig

now why is my life like a tag commercial?
Jun 25 2007 6:47PM
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thefilmerguy
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 55
cuz of a dry winter

when is your first ski day?
Jun 25 2007 6:47PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
we should probably quote this shiaat
Jun 25 2007 6:49PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
its not u just wish it was bow chica bow wow


why do guys feel the need to brag about the size of their dicks?
Jun 25 2007 6:57PM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51

either their dicks are really small and theyre just trying to boost their own ego or it really IS big and thats the only good thing about them.



why would you EVER not circumcize your dick?

Jun 25 2007 7:03PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
because im sure its pretty painful if your parents dont have it done when your little

why do pianos cost so much
Jun 25 2007 7:15PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
^because there are small people in Peru who actually kill their abies to make the bones for the Keys

Whats the Capital of Alaska?
Jun 25 2007 7:45PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
keep to your own body, i aint and dont see any reason against it
Jun 25 2007 8:00PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
jeauneu or something like that

why do people keep getting out of order in this thread?
Jun 25 2007 8:08PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
becasue their straight

why are people straight?
Jun 25 2007 8:17PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Because they're not gay.

Why is Russ Buss so goddamn steezy?
Jun 25 2007 8:25PM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
who cares

why is the color of the computer screen many colors?????
Jun 25 2007 8:34PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
he took some steeze pills then started taking steeze steriods

why cant the world be getting colder?
Jun 25 2007 8:40PM
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steve.o
Posts: 628 - Karma: 9
cause im so hot right now

why is this thread so gay??????????
Jun 25 2007 8:44PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
The onion rings werent fully cooked


Where did my keyboard go?
Jun 25 2007 8:45PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
it didn't go anywhere ass

why didn';t it go anywhere
Jun 25 2007 8:47PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
check your arse.

should i take this dump or hold it for later?
Jun 25 2007 8:47PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
go now

wait how far is the bathroom?
Jun 25 2007 8:55PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
3.14159 centimeters from the base of mount rushmore.

Is it possible to lick your own butthole?
Jun 25 2007 9:28PM
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