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ductapeboy
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dude... so she wants to be a singer... so she dates Pufff Daddy.... she has some big apearances with him.... then she dumps his ass and moves onto ben afflick... cuz she wants to be a movie star..... now they are putting out some terrible movie with her in it..... like damned.... aren't good looks enough for this girl? no no.... she has to sleep herslef into some good parts.... hey you think she is gona decide to be a skier next? hmm. I wouldn't kick her outa bed. double bag? yes... kick her out? no.


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Jul 21 2003 3:49AM
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Danger.
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she was a good actress before a singer
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Jul 21 2003 3:54AM
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caylorswift
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she was good in 'Enough' that was a good movie.



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Jul 21 2003 3:55AM
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ductapeboy
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she was never, and never will be good at anything..... except maybe sucking cock.


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Jul 21 2003 3:55AM
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Ds91260
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i agree on the deuce baggin, remember, shes still shes still jenny from the block (corner)
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Jul 21 2003 4:56AM
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1212j5j5
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she could soooo marry mosely!!!
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Jul 21 2003 8:41AM
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1212j5j5
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or... better yet... sarah burke... those 2 could have somethin going... and maybe make videos and give them to the public.... oHH!H
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Jul 21 2003 8:43AM
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HelloThisIsDylan
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why would she marry mosely, that guys a sellout.





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Jul 21 2003 12:04PM
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weazelzb
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haha i think shes gettin married to her 4th husband (affleck) soon. wonder how long she'll be with him....

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Jul 21 2003 12:07PM
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skierdudeguy
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^^ya, J.Lo and Burke.... oh my, orgasmic shit
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Jul 21 2003 12:17PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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she would marry moseley because he's a sell-out. i think she's sold-out everything short of her body, which should be coming soon. J-LO PORN!!!
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Jul 21 2003 1:07PM
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icecreamsandwich
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well dave im glad we agree on something....i mean i also wouldnt kick j lo out of bed. ;) teehee.

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Jul 21 2003 1:08PM
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lightingfarts
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jlo made affleck sign this thing where if they got divorced she'd get like 85 million bucks off him...its true.
Jul 21 2003 1:15PM
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P-JO
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J-LO should marry me....

Yeah J-LO and P-JO... yeah... our baby would be
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Jul 21 2003 1:37PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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j lo has been around for awhile. Singin dancin actin. Shes decent at all of them. Plus shes pretty good lookin.

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Jul 21 2003 1:56PM
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Ghost
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before she spent millions of dollars on face makeovers and glamor products, she wasn't anything attractive.

Look at her in Anaconda and Selena.
Ugly.

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Jul 21 2003 2:15PM
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Mayze29
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^^haha he knows where its at. plus she comes off as really stupid. cameron diaz is like that too.
Jul 21 2003 2:55PM
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Ds91260
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that was her in andaconda?
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Jul 21 2003 3:59PM
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Lateralis
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ya she was in anaconda and she played in u-turn with sean penn,


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Jul 21 2003 4:19PM
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Warren
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And before all of that she was a Fly-Girl dancer on In Living Color...
Jul 21 2003 5:10PM
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Ds91260
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i remember u turn, she made her first nude apperance in that one i think, wooohooo
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Jul 21 2003 6:13PM
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B-Wald
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^^yup..never seen it in the movie..but i've seen it on kazaa many a time..
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Jul 21 2003 6:38PM
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Krongos
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yeah only thing shes good at is being hella hot, whch is fine with me
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Jul 21 2003 6:57PM
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rhcp
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i give her and affleck 16 months.

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Jul 21 2003 8:07PM
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five0
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she used to suck a little, now she sucks alot,thats how she knows where she came from
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Jul 21 2003 8:15PM
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Lateralis
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ya in uturn she was real nasty little whore


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Jul 21 2003 8:16PM
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ductapeboy
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so she was playing herself in uturn? cool.


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Jul 22 2003 3:00PM
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KWagner
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you gotta give it to her though...shes printing money


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Jul 23 2003 6:43PM
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*Neil
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ill sleep with p-diddu to be a star
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Jul 23 2003 6:46PM
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rentalrider
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i ageee with hellothisisdylan....mosley is a sellout....hosting some gay mtv show, now that is stooping low
Jul 23 2003 9:05PM
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quebecfreestyler
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She had a music careere before marrying puff daddy and puff was not at his top when she married him.
She played n tons of movies before marrying affleck, and we know shes more popular then affleck...

Still, shes an hoe...


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Jul 23 2003 9:38PM
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cj
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im dizzy, not from reading, but from spinning

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