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Walking the fuck out the store with cases of B**R

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skieveryday
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Well, I work at the local Petroleum Fuel Distribution center and one day a couple friends from school pulled up and called me over. He pulled off an orange tarp from the back of his truck and it was fucking FULL of beer cases...varieties (24 packs...LIKE 30 OF THEM) I almost shat myself. They put it all in shopping carts and walked the fuck outta Albertsons...anyone ever tried this? They're selling it for 10 bucks a case...they're addicted to the shoplifting rush...so now they got so much beer they don't know what to do with it...sheit...LATE



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Jul 21 2003 1:25AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
thats hard to believe man,usually that method only works when your running like a fuckin fast animal.







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 21 2003 1:59AM
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Lateralis
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why did you put stars ** in for the e's on beer?


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Jul 21 2003 2:07AM
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Danger.
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good question
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Jul 21 2003 2:42AM
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ductapeboy
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no dude... that was the shit... it was for efect.... the *s make it sooo bad ass. like shit. that fucking b**r is fucking good. yep.


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Jul 21 2003 3:58AM
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westcoaststyle
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f**k yeah
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Jul 21 2003 5:35AM
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unnatural
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**** ** ***** *** ******** *****!!!
Jul 21 2003 8:28AM
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1212j5j5
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.... fuck you.
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Jul 21 2003 8:28AM
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SkeeOrDye
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if its a big supermarket, it will usually work
Jul 21 2003 9:51AM
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*Neil
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excpet big supermarkits got camras on every door
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Jul 21 2003 10:10AM
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moe
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yah, what i usually so when im gonna steal something, and waht EVERYONE SHOULD DO, is actually buy something too, so the security sees you go the the cash, and they think u paid for it, but u only baught a chocolate bar. works every time.

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Jul 21 2003 11:25AM
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PurpleSkier
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at the smiths where i live, the only isle that has no camera is the candy and cookie isle, if they were smart theyd put the camera there, and take it off the isle with health food, since that shit is nasty

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Jul 21 2003 11:29AM
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UpDawg
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yeah what sucks about that is that beer has only 3.2% alcohol in it becuase that's all that grocery stores can sell
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Jul 21 2003 12:02PM
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skierdudeguy
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i piss %93.737 alcohol, so if anybody wants some...
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Jul 21 2003 12:22PM
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P-JO
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All the groceries stores can only sell beer?? Not american ones, we have isles of hard liquer and beer in our grocery stores? Wait, What???







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Jul 21 2003 1:31PM
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*cowboy*
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In PA, we arent allowed to have any alcohol in grocery stores... down south though, there are whole isles of all kinds of alcohol.
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Jul 21 2003 2:06PM
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UpDawg
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yeah i can see how that was confusing, i was saying that as far as beer goes, grocery stores can only sell 3.2 beer- they still sell hard liquor in most cases though
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Jul 21 2003 2:47PM
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P-JO
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Really, for some reason that doesn't seem right? Are all beers only 3.2 alcohol per volume? Thats pussy shit then. Well actually one beer equals a shot so its not that pussy.







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Jul 21 2003 3:43PM
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UpDawg
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no, usually beer is around 5 or 6% alcohol by volume, but i remember getting some beer in colorado at the grocery store, and was pissed to discover that it was only 3.2 by volume...cant really get you anywhere.
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Jul 21 2003 4:22PM
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Lateralis
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fuck buy some maximum ice and its fucken almost 8% beer, 3.2% hahahhaah pussies


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Jul 21 2003 4:22PM
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P-JO
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fuck you, i pour 151 proof on my cereal in the morning, im hardcore, yeah man yeah...

yeah ill have to try maximum ice sometime though.







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 21 2003 4:27PM
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Lateralis
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ahahah


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 21 2003 4:29PM
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gambino500014
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maximum ice is 7.2 i pitty the fools that drink 5 down in the states.... poor kids....
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Jul 21 2003 4:59PM
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-madd_trixx-
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PA is shitty about that. where in PA do you live, cowboy?


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Jul 21 2003 5:13PM
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*Neil
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3.2 hahahhahahaha hahahhahaha That is why canada is so much better the nthe u.s
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 21 2003 5:17PM
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UpDawg
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its not like every beer in the US is 3.2- just the shit in grocery stores...go to a real liquor store in the US and you can get the same stuff you can in canada
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Jul 21 2003 6:03PM
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Lateralis
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us canadians can still outdrink the americans muahahhahahaha!


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 21 2003 6:04PM
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Jul 21 2003 6:05PM
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linejibber550
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fuck shit ass m**her fucker bi***


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Jul 21 2003 6:37PM
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g-man
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its all about the quality of a nice 40 oz of Olde English my friends.
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Jul 21 2003 10:42PM
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therealjerk
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each state mandates what their laws are as far as gas station/supermarkets and liquor. CO is one of those gay states where you can only get 3.2. i like Washington, you guys have fortys at your gas stations and high gravity 40s too!


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Jul 22 2003 12:19AM
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wolfmansbro
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come to wisconsin and there is more beer and liquor at the gorcery store then there is milk

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Jul 22 2003 12:33AM
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lagwagon
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Dont know what to do with all that beer? your fucking kidding me right? how bout fucken drinking it!!!!!!!! your got 30 cases of beer and your like 'what should we do with it?' oh my god, party or something.
addicted to the shoplifting buzz ah, id get over that and get addicted to the beer buzz, wahoooooo.

and that pic looks like El hefe dressed up as an Arab.
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Jul 22 2003 2:06AM
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