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Jon McMurray in Sports Illustrated
There was this whole article about 'who's next?' in Sports Illustrated, and the 'Next freeskier' is supposedly Jon Mcmurray.
Some quotes from the short article on McMurray:
''The self=described 'addict for adrenaline' specializes in the slopestyle (skiing over obstacles such as rails and tables) and big air (the name says it all) disciplines. In his signature big air jump, the Rodeo, he completes two helicopter spins with his body parallel to the ground.''
''...his own self-produced bit of gonzo cinema verite, Without A Cause, which features him performing such stunts as diving off rooftops into shrubbery''
When I saw shrubbery I couldn't help but think of Monty Python.
Remember you were born a human being
Not a part of their machine
there's already a topic going on this subject......
my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
haha shrubury, thats extremely funny and retarded that they wrote that,
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he completes two helicopter spins with his body parallel to the ground.''
fuck, i wish i knew how to do that...
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Whos on the cover?
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i love it, 2 helicopter spins parallel to the ground. what the heck does that mean? I can picture 2 huge football player frat boys reading this and saying 'Yo Dawg, I've seen Randy Moss do a RODEO before after getting hit by a tuff end before'
''' he completes two helicopter spins with his body parallel to the ground''''
BAHAHAHAHA sounds like they dont know what the fuck they are talking about.
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well they kinda do ...... a 360 was known as a Helicopter or Heli spin way before newschool or twin tips came about.
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they know wht they are talking about maybe 5-10 years ago. that is hilarious, I thought skiing had gotten a bit bigger than it apparently is. sooo freaking funny.
wouldn't that be a flatspin?
We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.
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I don't pay the rent but I buy the booze, and the reefer but I smoke it all so I guess that doesn't really matter.
hahahahaha, what the hell, that is freakin stupid
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Sounds more like a cork than a flat or a rodeo.
that sounds like a dinner roll
tenacious d rocks your fucking socks off
as soon as I read that I thought cork
It's the Sports Illustrated that came on Thursday... Kerry Wood and Mark Prior are on the cover.
Well it did get bigger cuz now it is in main stream mags
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i can see it now: all these southern american jocks start flocking to the ski resorts to see these newfangled big air parallel helicopter spins. uh oh.
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