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long story short he overshot. tried to finger a girl wearing a skirt in the movies, but overshot and got the pooper. then proceeded to wipe the poopy finger on the friend next to him.
ya totally, i dont know why they drive when they do not have any snow tires on and only 2 wheel drive going down a steep fucking hill. i always avoid the hills in portland cause i never know who will be coming down like those stupid people that who cant stop...
thats fucking hilarious, My street is a big hill and Im right at the peak. So funny watching cars blast it all the way up and getting stuck with like 3 feet to go.
"He'll run up to someone and be like get the fuck on the ground you fucking asshole or i'll spray you with my mace gun. and than in the car he'll be like go with christ bra"- Burgrider
that was some danks shit. that one car was going sideways perfectly. i laughed.
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'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
Are those fucking people just retarded or what? OMG IM LOSING TRACTION ITS REALLY SLICK, ILL JUST SLAM ON MY BREAKS TO STOP! OH NOSES I HIT SOMEONE!!! I BETTER SLAM ON THE GAS AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!! OH NOSE IM SLIDING REALLY FAST AGAIN I BETTER SLAM ON MY BREAKS!! OH NOSE I HIT SOMEONE AGAIN!!
^Oh, no kidding! I drove down to the Bay Area from the Oregon coast over Thanksgiving 2006 weekend, and when I drove home up I-5, it was absolutely insane, especially just south of Weed. There was anywhere from zero to three inches of snow on the ground, and people were stopping in the middle of the highway to bust out their chains and shit. I was the ONLY 2wd car that was actually driving with out chains (at least the only one within 100 yards both in front and behind me). At one point, we were dead-stopped for 45 minutes, so a Jeep, filled with five snowboarder guys a few vehicles back in the other lane, and I just turned off our cars and hiked the mini hills on the side of the highway and rode down, haha. It was so pathetic. It literally took over three hours to go two miles.
It is pbly a really steep hill, you just cant tell because the filming angle. At the same time, can anybody straighten out their car? Watching this video made me think of how good a driver i really am.
...but this is our hill, and these are our beans...
That first guy was all over the place. Cruisin along....o I can't stop, WQUICK REVERSE! DAMNIT A POLE! Alright....I stopped, slowly ease on the gas...O no...to fast quick brak, wait thats gas! AUUGH WALL! O look I bounced! It must be ok now right? I mean I've slid through half a street, how much more can there be right? O hey I'm in reverse now quick if I put the pedal to the metal I'll make it THROUGH that car!
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i live in seattle... we just had a major ice storm and a fucking ricer hit my new 06 impreza, now it looks like I am a fucking shitty driver because my hood is all jacked up and I can't afford to repair it.
NOBODY here knows how to drive in the snow. When it snows, it is fucking gridlocked until like 10 at night with people trying to get home.
i ended up killing my friends cat because i thought it looked at me funny. long story short my friend doesn't even have a cat and i woke up naked in a burger kings bathroom with a turd on my face.