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Things you did wen you were younger that you never knew you werent supposed to do

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Edward.
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i used to pee in the radiator with my older brother wen we were like 3 and 4 in my old house, we never knew it was bad we just basically thought of a radiator as something like a mini urinal i guess. we realized that it was a bad thing to do after our grandma saw us doing it one day in the morning wen we were watching cartoons and almost got a heart attack
Jan 21 2007 9:49PM
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Schmitz
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flipping people off, upside down. i dind't htink it was bad
Jan 23 2007 8:23PM
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skijunkiedtm
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HA ha
Jan 23 2007 8:23PM
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TonyTheTiger
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I put a picnic table in the middle of a pretty busy street a night, it was almos invisible cau's it was on top of a hill, a car hit it, so almost did the motorcycle.
Jan 23 2007 8:27PM
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punkrock32
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In first grade I decided a snake sounded like a good pet so I took a different way walking home one day in order to find a snake, got lost, and eventually found my way home about 3 hours later to hear that my mom had sent a search of some cops and teachers to find me.
Jan 23 2007 8:30PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Hahahahaha, a fucking spatula hahahaha.

A few of my friends at afterschool program in 3rd grade got a retarded kid to take off his pants and boxers and run around the playground, I had a small part in it but would have rather it not happen.
Jan 23 2007 8:32PM
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dgcarbs
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i called this black girl a burnt brownie

thats about it
Jan 23 2007 9:33PM
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KillerMonkey
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My brother shit in a urinal once.
Jan 23 2007 9:44PM
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leckett1
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i used to think your penis was called a freddy
Jan 23 2007 9:45PM
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BULLSEMEN
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HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAA

Jan 23 2007 9:50PM
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skijunkiedtm
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mystery of urinal deuce solved!
Jan 23 2007 9:53PM
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HEYLADY
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when i was like 6 i took a crap in the middle of barnes and noble and ran away laughing but i got in deep trouble after that
Jan 23 2007 9:53PM
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Krazy_Karl
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1.my neighbour was haveing a huge weding, so they set up the video cam and let it record and they happend to catch the corner of my house in the shot (it was going on in our fornt yards) and im in the window naked with my weiner pressed up against the window. They now are technical in possesion of child pornographie and seeing as they gave copies of this away, traficking child pornography.

2.one time the same neighbour had a whole bunch of people over before or after a funeral and i went onto my deck and yelled to get there atention and when they looked up i yelled out "hey awnie (his name was arnie) can i come to the party?
Jan 23 2007 10:10PM
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ThaLetterM.
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when my brother was in middle school he called his black friend "nigger nuts"
his friend told him to say it.
the funniest part was the letter the teacher wrote

Dear Mrs. Davis
Today Adrian call Scott Merit "nigger nuts" i suggest you discipline him accordingly.
Jan 23 2007 10:27PM
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samskisalot
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again, i still do that.
Jan 23 2007 11:47PM
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TomK1
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Ha ha ha Thats messed up.

My friend had a fake cell phone when we were 4 that had a pretend police voice when you dialed 911 so one time i took my moms cell and called 911 and hung up repeatedly for about 5 min.

Why is it that alot of the stupid shit we did as kids we continue to do when we get sloshed?
Jan 24 2007 12:15AM
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skibunnie
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oh man this thread is hilarious!

reminded me of lots of things I did...

I would always have my bath before my little sister, but my parents didn't change the water. so I would pee right before I got out, and she would have a bath in my pee.

when I got colds and blew my nose in bed, I would be too lazy to get up and throw out the kleenex. so I shoved it down the side of my bed. when I moved rooms there was a gigantic pile of snotty tissues by my bed.

my mom would take a shower but keep me in the bathroom so I didn't go all over the house and cause trouble (I must have been like 2). and I always ate the toothpaste.

once we were camping with a bunch of other families, and there was this small roped off area in the forest. I figured out it was an underground wasps nest. for some reason I dared a kid to run across it. he ended up getting stung over 100 times and spent a few days in the hospital.

My best friend was a boy. we played "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" a lot.

when my parents put me in ski lessons I tried to ditch my instructor like 1 run into the day. usually my parents would see me on the mountain somewhere skiing by myself.

on our way home from skiing we always stopped at this restaurant at the top of a cliff above the highway. the service was slow so all the kids played outside while we waited. our favourite game was throwing rocks off the cliff and trying to hit cars. we got caught.

A raccoon used to live in our backyard. I told my sister it was a cat and that she should pet it (while I watched from inside the house).

I guess I was kind of a bad kid.
Jan 24 2007 1:41AM
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Collgan
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oh another thing i did, I drew a map from my baby sitters house to my house on the side of her car with a rock. She was not impressed.
Jan 24 2007 8:35AM
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almostaskier
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picking your nose and eating the boogers in public.

picking your eyes and eating the boogers in public, and showing before you ate the blob.

Picking at your ears and eating it.

Lot's of picking and eating...

Standing up in the tub. I sliced my eyebrows open 3 times doing that...
Jan 24 2007 8:41AM
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Smidt
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what happend to him? one day you decided it was enough and you cut off his dick? that would suck to be a boy and then not
Jan 25 2007 11:58PM
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leckett1
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i used to eat my earwax too!
Jan 26 2007 12:07AM
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ProducerXXX
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Hahahaha, in their WEDDING VIDEO? Lmao...
Jan 26 2007 12:54AM
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Tormod1260mute
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poop
Jan 26 2007 2:01AM
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LINE169
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i put a fork in the electricity socket
Jan 26 2007 2:03AM
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~*LoLa*~
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well when i was like 4 me and my sister and our neighbour played this game that we were boys...but inorder to eneter"boy wolrd" we would have to pee standing up on this rcok in our garden. but then one day my mom cought us and boy world no longer existed
Jan 26 2007 3:03AM
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Silence
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haha thats just wrong - having a bath in your own piss
Jan 26 2007 3:44AM
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Elijah.
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Bump.
Jun 7 2008 9:12PM
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SirFryanator
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I used to say fuck a lot, and I said it for my first time on a ski trip to snowshoe. I was about 4, and my parents kept whispering loudly "don't say that" which made me laugh really hard...and then my cousins hit me to get me to stop saying it. That wasn't too funny.
Jun 7 2008 9:30PM
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Malcolm
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i wanted to pretend to be a firefighter so i banged on the window with a bat and it broke
Jun 7 2008 9:34PM
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wildkeykal
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I used to hang from the bridge on 4th street in duluth mn with one hand and the other hand had a bottle of mad dog.
Road trip with two hookers from st cloud mn to san diego
killin bugs
shooting your brother with a bb gun
keeping a bat as a pet
kicking ass
sleeping with ........
Jun 7 2008 9:35PM
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Karcher
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When I was little i would poop in the bathtub. Then it would surface and i would play with it for a while, until my mom came in...
Jun 7 2008 9:36PM
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dave44
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Danm that's a lot

i love ns for threads like these

Jun 7 2008 9:38PM
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TheMoostafian
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i think my brother already said this

but when i was like 4 my brother and his friend were pissing on an anthill so i was like yeaah this is fun so i took a shit on it.... but my shit had a different target than i did, and it ended up in my pants instead of on the anthill

i peed in my sock drawer once

when i had swimming lessons there was a kid who splashed me a bunch one day and i got mad so i pantsed him and ran away with his swimsuit and he was standing at a public pool naked

theres probably more that i dont remember
Jun 7 2008 10:07PM
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TheMoostafian
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i think my brother already said this

but when i was like 4 my brother and his friend were pissing on an anthill so i was like yeaah this is fun so i took a shit on it.... but my shit had a different target than i did, and it ended up in my pants instead of on the anthill

i peed in my sock drawer once

when i had swimming lessons there was a kid who splashed me a bunch one day and i got mad so i pantsed him and ran away with his swimsuit and he was standing at a public pool naked

theres probably more that i dont remember
Jun 7 2008 10:08PM
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fourhundred
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when me and my brother used to have water gun fights outside w'd run around the streets like savages. so one time i was chasing him and whatnot and he just opened some guys car that was parked and hid in the backseat, so when he opened the door i shot him and soaked the inside of the guys car.
Jun 7 2008 10:14PM
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beezey
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People always gave me barbies and we lived near a canal, i would chop off the barbies hands heads feet and put them in shoe boxes, walk to the canal and dump the remains into the canal and watch the bitches float away.

i thought boys couldn't marry girls that were older

i used to climb around in mud and walk home and wipe it all over the carpets

you know when horses just let there junk hang? i used to poke that with a stick through a fence cause it was nasssttty

i would steal eegs from birds and try to raise them

i liked to hide snakes in my brothers room

when i lived in cali and was like 4 my friend that was a boy pulled down his pants and said ill show u mine if you show me yours so i screamed and ran away to my house told no one
Jun 7 2008 10:15PM
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B-VUR
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I peed on a library book.
Jun 7 2008 10:18PM
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Santa-Cruz
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thats awsome and a matress is also fun
Jun 7 2008 10:22PM
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fourhundred
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ohh and once me and my friend had to go to grocery store when we were like in grade 3 with friends mom and we were standing/hanging off the front of the shopping cart and we tipped it and the cart was like half full.
Jun 7 2008 10:22PM
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Santa-Cruz
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were they led based?
Jun 7 2008 10:33PM
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Santa-Cruz
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u run around wit 4 year olds naked u purv
Jun 7 2008 10:35PM
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beezey
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oh ya and i used to put worms in between my toes

Jun 7 2008 10:37PM
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Santa-Cruz
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my friedn did that last year and we are juniors
Jun 7 2008 10:38PM
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ryan.c
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+ karma for the best bump ever



wen my brother was little thought tampons were bandaids and asked for one wen we went away once. my dad said we didnt have any and he said they were in my parents suitcase....

my brother also ran into this girl wen he was in kg or 1st grade. the girl felt nothing and was fine, my brother fell over and went to the hospital cause he had a bump bigger than an egg on his head

he also decided to cut a triangle in the front of his head with scissors in class. my teacher was so shocked, called my dad who thought it was hilarious, but my mom was not happy

wen i was little i couldnt say some things right. instead of calling my brother ashley, i said yoddish. a shower was a showawowa, and an elephant was a hina

i was standing inside of a shopping cart facing forward. me n my mom were going down one of those escalators w/o the steps that just like slightly go down. well we reached the bottom and i fell out

i got to a waterpark with my friend n had to pee reeeeally bad. we were waiting at the top of the slide for the guy to say we go and i couldnt hold it anymore so i just started peeing. my dry bathing suit started to get real wet with pee pouring down my leg n me n my friend starting laughing, jumped in the tube and went down the slide

i have a picture of me wen i was like 2, standing naked, blushing like hell, with a white towel wrapped around my head like a turbin...apparantly my parents thought it was funny
Jun 7 2008 10:43PM
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Bees_Knees
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theres nothing wrong with any of those
Jun 7 2008 10:53PM
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landonn
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when i was 4, i ran arond a really nice hotel we were staying at naked and i got picked up by wat my dad claims to be "the sexiest girl he has ever seen" haha. 
Jun 7 2008 11:44PM
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TheMoostafian
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haha i always used to do that

i remember around 5th grade every time we went shopping i would go in those and when someone was looking at the clothes i would jump out and yell and then run into the bathroom and go in a stall
Jun 7 2008 11:53PM
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samwise
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We were taking our annual summer voyage to the Jersey shore when i was about 6, and I had to urinate very badly in the car. Due to the lack of plumbing in the mini van, I was forced to pee in a McDonald's cup.  My mother told me to dump it out when we got there. I misinterpreted this however, and slowly rolled down the window. I unleashed 32 ounces of hot urine all over the windshield of the car behind us on the freeway.

When I was about 5, a kid in my cul-de-sac told me that you could kill a person by punching them in the throat. There was a nasty little girl in our neighborhood who one day stole my hockey stick and threw it down the sewer. I was so enraged that I went to my garage and pulled out my bicycle. The girl was playing at the end of her driveway, and I knew this was the time to strike. I gained my speed down the straightaway, and set in for the curve of the cul-de-sac. As I came around to her driveway traveling at top speed, I stuck out my arm and nailed her right in the neck, dropping her to the ground. Needless to say, she didn't die and considering my intentions, my punishment could have been much worse.
Jun 8 2008 12:00AM
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KravtZ
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i used to throw watermelon the green part at cars driving by on the main road and once we almost cracked a guys windsheild and got real pissed. also in like 3rd grade at the bus stop in the winter we would take giant snow plow ice things and make road blocks so no one could get by
Jun 8 2008 12:00AM
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ButteredToast.
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Hahahahahah
this thread is fucking awesome.
Jun 8 2008 1:24AM
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