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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75

Ill call u an addict cuz my lyrics got you hooked
To compare to them ud need to use a rhyming book
Even if u had lyrical grasp im sure ud choke
Like Martha Stuart if she would try to smoke
Rhymes like yours are seen more t then a common oak
When myne are so rare they never been seen before
Like, to see Mr.Rogers steel from a candy store
your challenge requires only 20% of me
If I did lay down 100% of me, you would be
swetin like vanilla ice when he went for his soul train nominee
You couldn’t K.O me, Even Your where Mohammed Ali
Cuz Ud be my slave like liven in 1880
Me stressen, is very unlikely to happen Like America actually catchin bin laden
Stop messen, your talent is see through thin, Like a bikini on that olsnen twin
U cant win, u are all wase missin, like shack shooting free throws hittin the rim
Iv got control so put your childish rhymes to a halt
I kill u, Like the JFK assault
Why bother trying, should of let me win by default
Cuz now your skillz seem worse then JA’s, and it’s all my fault

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
May 13 2003 1:33PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
mmmmm tacos, banditto likes poo in place of beans, what a freak

CoC session E
May 14 2003 7:12PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
so im stroaking it with jelly.
then i bust one on your moms belly.
a quick fart in between her eyes.
after her fat pussy sweats, she cries.
her spine pops out of her eye socket.
12 seconds after gobbling my skin rocket.
after i shave my pubes over your dads noodle soup.
i call up my friends and we go watch a movie.
May 14 2003 7:42PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^not bad

-Ryan
May 14 2003 8:39PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
your a fool martin
'handing out flyers is jus ridiculous...when you hand somebody a flyer its like sayin, hey man why dont you throw this out for me ok?'
-mitch hedburg
May 14 2003 9:48PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
you're all fools

-Ryan
May 14 2003 10:18PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
yes, martin you are a fool, their was just nothing even slightly amusing about that post
May 14 2003 10:47PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
rsd..just stop posting all together...
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 15 2003 6:09AM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
martin is gay
May 15 2003 10:06AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
word signor banditto



'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg
May 15 2003 11:51AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
martin is cool.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 15 2003 3:56PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
martins cool too. i think we all agree banditto is gay.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 15 2003 4:48PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
El Banditto,
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 15 2003 6:51PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^haha

-Ryan
May 15 2003 8:02PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
no one messes with martin
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 15 2003 9:23PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91

Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
May 16 2003 11:48AM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
blinds you dirty canadian hippie, the fact that you have these homosexual pictures raises strong suspision in my mind tward you sexual prefrences.........no wait, the fact that you are in posesion of a picture like that confirms all suspisions----verdict:flammer, faggot, anol pirate, and shrimper.


i own you sucka........arrrrrribbaaaa
May 16 2003 3:17PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hey way to spell anal retard
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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 16 2003 3:23PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
ha ha. good call martin.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 16 2003 5:17PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
line skier, your truly worthless, if all you have on me is the fact that i spelled anal wrong i piity you.......fucking amature

blinds you've been owned through out this argument, you must spend endless amounts of time on your favorite buttbuddie web sites looking for pictures to post here....hahaha, idiot.

none of you show any amount of wit or intelligence, you can't fucking contend

and martin is gay.
May 16 2003 5:41PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
we all hate you, i havent been owned once, you came close, but thats it, how often have we all owned you? suck my big canadian cock.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 16 2003 5:42PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
blinds is in denile.


martin is gay.


i am king.........game over
May 16 2003 6:00PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
hahahhah this is so funny. almost as bad as the time when the e brothers got bashed so much that they just gave up. hahahah this is much better cause this kid is just a faggot. hahaha
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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
May 16 2003 6:14PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
guys, el banditto is a serial kiddy rapist, who likes to bone young children up the ass with no lube or condoms. he is a bastard. hope he dies.

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 16 2003 7:40PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
is that really a crime?



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 16 2003 8:00PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
benditto, if your gonna make fun of me u can atleast spell my name right u peace of shit
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
May 16 2003 8:11PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
dowelfuck, what are 'meicans'????? stupid

blinds your last post is proof that you've got nothing on me so you resort to some weak ass shit that is realy just another way to secretly conffess your uncontrolable habbit to fuck little under age acny-ridden school boys.

your shit is old and over used, i found it hillarious at one point but you've over played it to the extream, don't even bother posting back unless your cunuck brain can handle coming up with some new material.

face it, you can't fucking contend I OWN YOU, YOU HAVEN'T HAD ME ON A THING EVEN ONCE. haha just sit down you child malesting hippie slut, or show some fucking wit.

martin your game was over before it started......

and you are gay, !faggot!
May 17 2003 1:05AM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
your a tuff guy eh
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May 17 2003 1:19AM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
gotta hate the internet tuff guys eh neil
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one one two.... tha one tweezy

Bitchin, truly Bitchin

L1P
www.level1productions.com

www.onetweezy.cjb.com
May 17 2003 1:19AM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
neil is talking to BENDITTO a different user intirly
May 17 2003 1:24AM
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Andy_De_Kam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
haha, no one will 'battle' you, this isnt 8mile
Homo Un Erectus
May 17 2003 9:59AM
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ski-bum-1080
Posts: 747 - Karma: 63
that shit is written
May 17 2003 11:20AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
hahah no one likes el banditto, this is funny


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 17 2003 4:53PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
well for one thing normal people freestyling isn't cool

2 Inchers Club
May 17 2003 4:58PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
^ if ur good at it its cool


jigga say wha??
May 17 2003 5:11PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
*neil


Moe.
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Pimps don't pay taxes.
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May 17 2003 5:17PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
wow... i never this would cuz so much hate... u guyz are weerdos
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
May 17 2003 5:25PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
hahaha.......another failed attempt at humor by publicenemy, congrats
May 17 2003 5:36PM
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Big-L
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
el' banditto, your a fucking flamming piece of shit. what the fuck do you have against canadians you ass raming donkey fuck. just be quiet, no one wants you here and if your 'goal' was to create 'havok' then you have way too much damn time on your hands. go eat a dick you fag

® cru represent
May 17 2003 6:19PM
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Big-L
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
oh ya, an thas a pretty dope rhyme neil, nice

® cru represent
May 17 2003 6:19PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i dunno, el banditto is doing quite a number on you guys. its like 20 on 1. just the way mom likes it.
May 17 2003 6:44PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
time for me to set the pace back the fuck up get outta my face even your mom thinks your a disgrace
she even tried to lace your lemonade with pepper spray mace n cyanide now it's time for you to run and hide from the spider over your head too late now
shit man,
you're dead.



SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

May 17 2003 7:16PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
big-L, that petty shit dosen't deserve a responce.........stupid
May 17 2003 8:58PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i chew the spounge soft.
liquid drips wildly.
im hiding in a loft.
this is pure poetry.
May 17 2003 9:34PM
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snow-bunny
Posts: 571 - Karma: 10
you are the lowest part of my life
when i see you its like my eyes are burnt from a wound of the knife
yours seaters are gay
bet you've never been layed
i am really bored and have nothing to say
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*~cRazY cAt*~
May 18 2003 9:04AM
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Andy_De_Kam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
homo un erectus fucking asswipes
I fucked your retarted sister
May 18 2003 10:12AM
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