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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
Hello. This is a post where you try to be smarter than me just before I bash you with flawless wit.
Proceed, plebians.
May 4 2003 4:09PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
your name is polictally incorrect./.. cuz jibber isnt a real word. its not in the dictionary, i just burned your ass like pizza in an oven.. BITCH!


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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May 4 2003 4:16PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ur gay
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Lord of the Macaroni
May 4 2003 4:16PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
Other words that one can't find in the dictionary include 'cuz' and 'jenny craig.' I imagine that a fat fool named 'beefy tits' uses both, though.
May 4 2003 4:18PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
but that doesnt prove your smarter than me.. and the jenny craig thing really hurt, so bad... thats the first ttime anyone has ever said that to me, well, since 4th grade. dick wad


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 4 2003 4:20PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
o sam, he owned u
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Lord of the Macaroni
May 4 2003 4:20PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i'm smarter than all. you know those tests that we took in like 6th grade and shit. well i scored in the top 99% of the population of america beoooooooooothces


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

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'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:21PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
And the level of incompetence required to burn pizza in an oven is on par with circumcizing your first-born with a rusty wooden spoon.

And because I know you can't process the joke on your own, I'll give you a hint: wooden spoons don't rust.
May 4 2003 4:22PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
wow, you're a fucking moron
'a rusty wooden spoon' you know, since wood gets so fucking rusty cumwad


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:23PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
I'm glad to hear that you finished in the top 99%. I finished my SATs in the top 1%.
May 4 2003 4:23PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
oh , and skisundownjibber, you forgot to capitalize Jenny Craig, smart ass


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 4 2003 4:24PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
he said it dosnt rust
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May 4 2003 4:24PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
I knew people wouldn't get the rusty wooden spoon part, so I explained it. I wasn't, however, prepared to hear that someone still didn't understand it after having read my explanation.
May 4 2003 4:25PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
ah shit, i didn't read that part as i thought it was his sig


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:25PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
Beefy one: you didn't capitalize jenny craig either. read back.
May 4 2003 4:26PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea it confused me too, maybe he is smarter than all of us
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May 4 2003 4:27PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
but assface, im not the one tryin to be smarter than everone


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 4 2003 4:27PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i doubt it, he seems like another tipshift


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:28PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
no, you're merely the insignificant challenger that is trying to be smarter than myself, who is, indeed, smarter than most.
May 4 2003 4:28PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
and by most he means most under the age of 10


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Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:29PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
Haha! A rusty wooden spoon! Noone gives a flying fuck about your SAT's. Honestly, how are we to know if you are lying or not? Moron! Come on now, if you were smart, you wouldn't talk with such a drawn out stretching one hard sought misplaced word to the next manner of your intrepretation of the English language. You're also an idiot for coming on here and thinking that a single ' Plebian' ( we are waay below this kid because he says so) would take a moment of their time to give you the respect you're utterly dying for. Go on though! Give us some more of your SAT scores, because we all know thats concrete evidence...because you say so.

Patrick
patproductions.com
May 4 2003 4:29PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
wow. madd_trixx. Bordering on wit. I'd say you're at the dim-witty, or even half-witty stage at this point.
May 4 2003 4:31PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
pat just took a big black dildo and put it in skisundowns asshole...


touche pat.. touche


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 4 2003 4:31PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
oh yea, and the top 1% sucks balls. that means you're dumber than 99% of the population


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:31PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
You said: smarter than myself
Correction: smarter than I

Maybe your English section wasn't 'up to par'

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:32PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
wow pat is on a fuckin role.

role on pat... role on


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 4 2003 4:34PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
AGAIN on your first post you said: try to be smarter than me
CORRECTION: try to be smarter than I

I-D-I-O-T

Get that down?

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:34PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
I am smarter than you.


since you opened this thread with you challanging people and not giving an example of your smarts right off the start than this is open to anything.


so - now I am challanging you - to prove that I am smarter than you I will use your stratagy and cockyness to see what you got.

I am smarter than you - prove me wrong.

Darryl Hunt

'Come, LOOK!' friend Amy pointing at a cum stain on Paul's bed.
May 4 2003 4:35PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
The SAT comment pointed out a flaw in his semantics. He said he was in the top 99% of the population(which means he could've been in the first percentile) when what he really meant was that he was in the 99th percentile.

As far as my level of articulation goes, I can use 5 words in an 8 word sentence that you've never seen before. For example: An ubermesch like myself never speaks with brobdignagian bombacity unless the vernacular of the statement is essential in the telling of a versimilar fact or story. Translation: A person of many abilities, like myself, doesn't speak with excessively large verbosity unless the vocabulary used in the statement is essential in the telling of a truthful fact or story.

thanks for coming out.
May 4 2003 4:36PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
if you were so damn smart, then why try and make enemies with almost everybody here? Thats a stupid thing to do, especially since donators can boot your ass off this site. Not a smart move.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:36PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
by % i mean percentile, i'm just a lazy bastard that didn't want to type it out


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:38PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
Thats very nice...but you should at least check your grammar.

Patrick
patproductions.com
May 4 2003 4:38PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
and 8 word sentence? learn to count genius


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Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:39PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
Actually, in my first post when I said 'This is a post where you try to be smarter than me just before I bash you with flawless wit,' I was speaking perfectly in the grammatical sense. Maybe you shouldn't correct grammar mistakes that don't exist.
May 4 2003 4:39PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
it's pretty cool, i've been smoking herb for like 3 years now and my grades haven't dropped at all. i'm second in my class right now, it's cool
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May 4 2003 4:40PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
maybe you shouldn't suck so much cock?


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:40PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
^bombacity has no denotative meaning.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:40PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
no sane person would boot me off the site because I invited people to go wit vs wit with me.
May 4 2003 4:41PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
so ure not really smart, just spend too much time thinkn up new words



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:41PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i'm going to once i become a donator


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 4:41PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
Nah man ' than me' is use of comparission to objective case, now tell me how a subject is linked to an objective case pronoun? Is 'than i (am)' with the 'am' as an understood but not stated verb. Now would you say ' me am'? Asshole.

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:42PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
bombacity, what the fuck were you smoking?



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:42PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Okay smart guy... just because you use big words doesn't change the fact that you are a fag, a loser and nobody likes a showoff, go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.

~Founding Member of the NS Anti Post Whore Commitee~
May 4 2003 4:42PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
Hey now. I did misuse bombastic. If I said bombacity, then I used a form that doesn't exist. Win some, lose some, concede some.
May 4 2003 4:43PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
^word whistlerman!!!



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:43PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
obviously i am not as edumacated as you and i said 'have' instead of 'can' in my last post, my bad.

~Founding Member of the NS Anti Post Whore Commitee~
May 4 2003 4:43PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
'the grammatical sense' which grammatical sense is this? Certainly not the English one.

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:44PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
either way is correct, actually.
May 4 2003 4:45PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
Not in the English langauge.

Patrick
patproductions.com
May 4 2003 4:47PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
either way, your a faggot... actually


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 4 2003 4:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
skisundownjibber,how tall are you???


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 4:47PM
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