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ugliest skis?

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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
i dont know about you guys, but i think the Armada ARV's have got to be the ugliest skis i have ever seen.

what do you think is the ugliest ski?
Dec 30 2002 2:04PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
any ski with a bright pink neon bottom is the ugliest ski i have ever seen.
Dec 30 2002 2:28PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
yeah i don't like them too much either
Dec 30 2002 3:24PM
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1080SwitchRider
Posts: 246 - Karma: 9
gotta love those fluorescent 90lb ski's from the 80's...my mom has the sickest pair! i wish i could borrow them...
Dec 30 2002 7:09PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
what the hell is wrong with the old darksides? those are cool skis. i think last years concepts had a pretty ugly base. all the new salomon skis graphics are pretty gay lookin.
'about 15-20 minutes after i'd started pushing, the thing came out of my ass. I felt so relieved i started to cry. now here's the funny part. Because the shit was so hard and so big, after it was out my body went into shock. I turned all clamy, my clothes and my body were soaked in sweat, and i started to shiver and spasm uncontrollably. I just sat back on the pot and decided to wait it out. I sat on the fuckign toilet for over an hour with sweat forming a puddle on the floor, and me feeling like i'd been shoved under snow with no clothes on.' Crystaline Skier

Dec 30 2002 8:03PM
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mogul_racer
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
Seth Pistols might be sick ass skis but I hate the yellow and pink on them.
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Dec 30 2002 8:07PM
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LineMNpro171
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
The Salomon spaceframe crap, and last years concepts bottom it looked like a rainbow.
Dec 30 2002 8:22PM
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powder-pig
Posts: 371 - Karma: 9
best bottom of a ski was dynastr concepts w/ the splotchy cow prints// best top of ski are seth pistols

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Dec 30 2002 8:49PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
Ugliest ski= Solomon anything




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Dec 30 2002 9:01PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
yeah i also really liked the dynastar concepts w/ the splotchy cow print base
Dec 30 2002 9:35PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
salomon crossmax, sick ski but its a good thing i dont have epilepsy.


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Dec 30 2002 9:49PM
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nsskier
Posts: 107 - Karma: 10
Elan - Airtwist, with the two plastic tips
Dec 30 2002 10:11PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
i hated those cow skis


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Dec 30 2002 10:17PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
airstyle nt looks gay, i dunno, most skis looked pretty sick, from all different perspectives, tho i would have to say last years skogs, i woulda bought them if they weren't so bad looking

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.
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Dec 30 2002 10:19PM
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mogul_racer
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
You are all retarded. Stop worrying about what they look like and learn how to ride them.
--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
Dec 30 2002 10:57PM
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crimson1080
Posts: 342 - Karma: 10
I dont really like the yellow and pink on the seth pistols...and Armada, in my opinion, ARVs would look better with just the huge symbol half and half on them somehow

I have the 181 salomon 1080's and they don't look that good close up but in the air i think they look pretty tight. And as that other dude said It's all about how they ride, not how they look.
hey man, that dogs pissing on your 1080's!!!
THAT BASTARD!!!!
Dec 30 2002 11:03PM
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welcometojamrick
Posts: 498 - Karma: 21
i think the new dynastar concepts are ugly
Dec 31 2002 12:56AM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
Airstyles are the sickest skis ever, soo are seth pistils... u guys just need to see the skis in real life like them...

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Dec 31 2002 1:04AM
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skia123
Posts: 429 - Karma: 11
what the hell! the spaceframe is fucking awesome, shut the hell up
Dec 31 2002 1:20AM
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NoTeefa
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mmmmmmm foamy.......


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 31 2002 1:25AM
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ECkevin
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
I think the airstyles look mad gay with the cammoflage and the seth pistols are pretty ugly. They're both good skis though so who cares.
Dec 31 2002 10:56AM
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SUpilot
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mogul_racer what is your icon a pic of?
Taste Death. Live Life.
Dec 31 2002 3:08PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
a fur burger


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Dec 31 2002 3:13PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
ok. the seth pistols are sweet lookin skis. they are seth's skis anyway, and he can make um look however he damn pleases. i got it. the ugliest ski ever. hasnt been mentioned.


Tada!

2003 Salomon 720






Lets go skiing
Dec 31 2002 3:17PM
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ECkevin
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
Yes, the 720 is wicked ugly
Dec 31 2002 5:32PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
i didnt like the cow dynastars at all either. sooo ugly.



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Dec 31 2002 6:47PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
the old 720 was nice tho, i liked it better then the 1080. And my god k2skeepimp, this may be just coincidence, but that foamy thing freaks me out.

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.
Friend-'Dude, i just got a 130 on my iq test'
Me- 'Thats an SAT'
Friend-'Oh shit'
Dec 31 2002 9:17PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
those old skis with weird designs all over random places and the logo of the company going down 3/4 of the ski, those are a product of my ass ugly
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Dec 31 2002 11:03PM
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freeskiing04
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ill tell u whats nice tho...K2 Public Enemy
Jan 1 2003 1:24AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
man, mogul_racer is gay.
Jan 2 2003 1:48PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
yeah mogul_racer you also replied in this thread about the pink and yellow on the Seth pistols then call us retarded for 'worrying' about what they look like
Jan 2 2003 1:57PM
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Skifree737
Posts: 484 - Karma: 13
i liked the original 1080s with the big salomon logo on the top. last years 169's were white which give no contrast to the snow and was very ugly. I like any ski with mostly black on it- i.e. the Mike Nick 171
Jan 2 2003 9:57PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
the ugliest skis ever are last year's skogens w/ the train, and this years 720s.

the sickest ski graphics are the public enemies, and the scratch BCs

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Jan 2 2003 10:33PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Any ski with rainbows on it it ugly.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Jan 2 2003 10:43PM
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Class
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 11
The second year Line made the Dragons they were butt ugly, the red and yellow. Reminded me of McDonalds.
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freestylesupreme: i personally know brian class...#1 he is homosexual...but only goes after little boys, so you might have a chance and #2 don't fix his skis because if they get fixed then he will come and bum lift tickets off me and i'll end up sweeping his remains up after he wrecks himself on the hill anyway.

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Jan 2 2003 10:56PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
GhostDragon...i have some ghetto old rainbow skis...its sad
Jan 2 2003 11:10PM
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bob_dole
Posts: 4076 - Karma: 1,579
i have to say that the jungle concepts do grow on you...i love em now. but when i first saw them i wasl ike wtf is that shit ?!?


so fuck you too

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Jan 2 2003 11:26PM
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mogul_racer
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
tahoefreerider, i was talking to lineweapon. He said that same shit to me in another post.
--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
Jan 6 2003 12:18PM
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albatross.
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The old airtwists with the big red plastic caps on them
Jan 6 2003 1:11PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
im with skifreeordie



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Feb 10 2003 11:44PM
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scratch169
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i think the gayest is the scratch yeah that sux the whole ski


nah jk i think the ARV's are tight ass the pink and yellow they alls nice but yo the gayest skis TWINTIP skis are the elan airtwish they look like skis from K-mart


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Feb 11 2003 12:01AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
alive again
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Feb 11 2003 12:03AM
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mommy
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the 02 skogens make me scream. i have them, but i still think thier ugly.


Feb 11 2003 8:52AM
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Matty.
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lol

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Jul 6 2003 11:54AM
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Mills
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the new dynastar trouble makers are pretty ugly.


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Jul 6 2003 12:02PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
hmmmm...not the ARV's thats for sure

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Jul 6 2003 12:12PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the rossignol skiercross skis are kinda ugly.

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Jul 6 2003 12:15PM
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sketch
Posts: 218 - Karma: 12
it's just me but i think the pink on the arv's is dope....and fuck the graffix those skis ride so so nice in the backcountry...
*Sketchy*
Jul 6 2003 12:15PM
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miss_hevern87
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i really didn't like the old enemies....at all.


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Jul 6 2003 1:13PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
wow, this was my first post

and the enemies with the stars sucked
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Jul 6 2003 2:22PM
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