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My tummy hurts

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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i think it may be comin out both ends soon guys... ill keep you posted

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Aug 11 2005 1:21AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
aw muffin





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Aug 11 2005 1:31AM
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ejoy
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Get well soon!



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Aug 11 2005 1:31AM
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whitenasty
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what if you spew white out both ends and your mom sees? are you finally going to come out of the closet?

Aug 11 2005 1:42AM
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triebby
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stomach bugs suck, but sometimes you can amaze yourself with your own stink

Republican and proud of it.
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i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

Aug 11 2005 7:58AM
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sKILOve07
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theres some stuff that makes your stomach feel better, its like baking soda and somethin else, or just try pepto bismol

Aug 11 2005 9:26AM
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almostaskier
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"... i mean my stomach, my gut, my poop factory" *nelson nods with approval*

man, i felt like that too earlier this week. get better soon.

- Patty

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wait wait, i have joke: you have mother, and she is very fat! ha ha ha!
Aug 11 2005 9:46AM
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sacchettiadam
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drinking a coke could help









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Aug 11 2005 9:56AM
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bermbuster49
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or it could explode his liver^.....just a thought

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 11 2005 10:25AM
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ejoy
Posts: 524 - Karma: 43
Apparently coke is about 3 on the pH scale!



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Aug 11 2005 12:27PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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just lay down and drink wata

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Aug 11 2005 1:36PM
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d-loc
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drink 2 bottles of liquor and then come screamin



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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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Aug 11 2005 1:42PM
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mattster
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well i ate some imodium last night and my god that stuff works amazingly... i was threating to shit my pants all night but the imodium kept the flow away. I hate the runs cause you cant really predict it... its like BAM ! POO IN YOUR SHOE, but anyways i had food poisning a few years ago and that almost happened, i was runnin to the bathroom and i whipped my pants down and jumped at the toilet, ass first, so i was flying though the air backwards and landed on the toilet. but its like coming onto a rail switch too fast and you kinda miss your landing... so i was sitting with my ass hole over the seat of the toilet and the flow wasnt stopping, so i had to get out the mop and bucket and then after slipping and falling into my own mix of feces and vomit i went back to sleep.

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Aug 11 2005 3:04PM
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skoganskier101
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i could punch

if we had more people like ATLANTASKI the world would be a better place.


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Aug 11 2005 3:59PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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^^sweet story, that ranks up there ALMOST with constipation and wisdom teeth

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Aug 11 2005 4:02PM
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mattster
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haha i think i could have made the grade with some pictures...

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