i was sitting on the toilet while humming the various melodies of "tarzan boy" (thanks to maximumsushi). i had just eaten a cointainer of cottage cheese and i knew this was going going to be a sloppy whipe. knowing that the toilet i was sitting on clogged easily, i flushed the feces before i started whiping. long story short, the toilet clogged anyways. the toilet water rose along with shit covered toilet paper. i shit you not, when i noticed this, my dick naturally retracted into my body, just a little bit. my dick can sence danger brewing, i guess. the toilet never did overflow, but my cock took the necissary precautions.