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Biggest secret your keeping from your parents?

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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
mine is that i have a huge hole in my wall from pushing my froend into the wall. i covered it up with a poster and they havent noticed even after over a year

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Jun 6 2005 1:51AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
^well how old would that be compared to you

uum yeah i do
Jun 8 2005 11:48AM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
that i skipped school one day with my friend and my girlfriend, told the school and my parents i was sick. drove around chicago in his dads old ferrari. the by mistakingly crash the ferrari trying to take the miles off by putting it in reverse. also i almost got caught when my pricipal came to the house

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Jun 8 2005 11:52AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
u for got how he chased u around every where and u out smarted him each time. And that u were in a parade

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Jun 8 2005 11:54AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
10 years older or more

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Jun 8 2005 11:55AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
oh thats quite a diferance

uum yeah i do
Jun 8 2005 11:57AM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
fo sho

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Jun 8 2005 11:57AM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
haha thats messed up


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Jun 8 2005 12:12PM
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phatbush
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 20
I Poop my pants

Jun 8 2005 1:43PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
no you didnt dumb fuck, that is exactly what happens in farris buelers day off.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Jun 8 2005 1:48PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
what a coincidence!


.... or maybe thats why he said it. stupid.

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
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Jun 8 2005 2:54PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
^^ he was obviously being sarcastic/ trying to be funny

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Jun 8 2005 3:08PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Nothin. I don't do anything that I need to hide from them.





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Jun 8 2005 3:10PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
haha faris bueller's day off

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Jun 8 2005 3:13PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
did 600$ damage to the underside of my dads car, he stil doesnt know

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Jun 8 2005 4:17PM
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skimexico
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
once i took my bros car around the block and i just turned 15 :)

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Jun 8 2005 7:31PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
actually i think my biggest secret from my parents is that i have a third nipple.





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Jun 8 2005 7:46PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
how much i jerk off, my porn stash, they're startin to think that i smoke even though i dont. they come into my room at randomn times and start saying how they smell smoke. Im not loved



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Jun 8 2005 7:57PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
snowblading

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Jun 8 2005 8:11PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
^that motto sucks. it doesnt mean anything

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
- g-punit*steezer
Jun 8 2005 9:04PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
i knew it... TRAITOR

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Jun 8 2005 9:32PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
hahah the cat one is fucking great, ahahaha

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Jun 8 2005 9:46PM
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skogenchick
Posts: 1386 - Karma: -3
i have 4 tattoos that i kept from my parents for 8 months. then i got my septum pierced at the begining of january, and as of today its 4 gauge, they have no clue, my mom thinks i have black nose hair. ohh and they think my bf's 25, hes 35...

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Jun 8 2005 11:34PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
hahaha 35 ? how old are you ?

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Jun 9 2005 1:14AM
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skogenchick
Posts: 1386 - Karma: -3
18..

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Jun 9 2005 10:55AM
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*nanwi*
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
smoking weed for six years

Jun 9 2005 11:05AM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
elgato you only got a weeks's detertion for that?!!!
HAHAHAAH thats awesome. i dont break ppls noses but i get into a lot of fights at shcool and no one knows

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Jun 9 2005 11:30AM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
i smoked weed in my back yard numors times

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Jun 9 2005 12:08PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
Parents are so clueless these days.



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Have a JIBARITO!
Jun 9 2005 3:53PM
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Fishtaless
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
you're 18 and you're going out with a 35 year old?? thats disgusting.

Jun 9 2005 4:52PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
yeah i agree

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Jun 9 2005 4:55PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i'm not going to say anything because it's not my place to judge it.... but i just would never be able to date someone old enough to be my father.





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Jun 9 2005 5:23PM
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alisly
Posts: 615 - Karma: 10
^ i agree, that would be way wierd

Jun 9 2005 7:02PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
that im a virgin... my parents would KILL me....haha


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Jun 9 2005 8:29PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
gross.....what a loser, was he a band nerd in high school or something.

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Jun 9 2005 8:38PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
you can't even goto bars for christ sake....what does he do, keep you locked up at home?

i date some older women from time to time, not 20 years or anything, but at least when we go drinking they get carded, i don't at all. got i still can't phathom that, you're not even that hot, what the hell is that guy thinking. i could understand if you were like super model material, but.....you have a pierced nose and shit, ewwww

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Jun 9 2005 8:46PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
that is so digusting i had to come back jsut to say EWWWWWWW again. 4 guage nose piercing+35 year old cock+18 year old pussy.....yehck.

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Jun 9 2005 8:53PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
hahahaha i agree thats pretty rank. imagine how desperate and loserish her boyfriend must be...like kip from napoleon dynamite

Jun 9 2005 9:00PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
^ thats not cool.

throwing shit is what monkeys do.

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Jun 9 2005 9:09PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
my friends say my dad loooks like kip haha


Jun 10 2005 1:06AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
acciedently got the hose stck to my penis, so i had to cut the hose.

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Jun 10 2005 1:23AM
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steezymac
Posts: 419 - Karma: 11
that im black

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Jun 10 2005 1:38AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
that i was bigger then root beer back in the 90s...

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Jun 10 2005 10:18AM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
I tried to hide the fact that i got busted for drink-driving. I cancelled my car insurance and told them i could no longer afford to run my car. I went to court and everything. About a week later it was in the court report in the local newspaper, which my gran reads. That kinda fucked things up.

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Jun 10 2005 10:23AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
that fuckin sucks

uum yeah i do
Jun 10 2005 10:24AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
The last words my mom says to me as im leaving our house to do anything are "Be Good". My replie is always "I Allways Am" Of course, i straight lie to her just about every time. Neither of my parents have any idea how much shit i have done, and thats the way it is going to stay. Like the time i went to Carelton and caused over 6000 dollars worth of damage to one res, and broke a bunch more shit in another.

Or the time when they said i could have a party, but there was to no drinking "at my house" because im only 18, and even though iv been at university for a year and with a quick 20 minute drive I can buy my own alcohol legaly, my mom wasnt going to alow drinking. So i ofcouse saw the loophole in my moms statment and took the party outside of the house. Got wasted, and since we wernt at the house, we ended up tearing down an entire park fence - because we could. We aslo took down all the christmas lights that were still up in the neighbourhood. I had a fun time covering that one up.

I also kept hidden from them that i was going out with a girl for 3 years. I dont even know why i kept that one a secret... maybe it made it more intresting?

Like a virgin on promnight!

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Jun 10 2005 10:54AM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
i've been a hibitual marijuana smoker since early days of highschool and my dad is a retired police officer (actually a detective)



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Jun 10 2005 12:36PM
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pommery
Posts: 853 - Karma: 185
three years? wow... you're good. or your parents are totally out of it.

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Jun 10 2005 6:01PM
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cdnskigirl89
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its not really big but i sit on my roof 4 hours at a time but if my parents knew they would freak... there will prob be more secrets as summer comes

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Jun 10 2005 7:17PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
I think my dad might have caught on after a year and a bit, but my mom certianly didnt. It was probaly best that she didnt catch on too, because my mom didnt really like the girl at all.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 10 2005 7:27PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1811 - Karma: 24
i don't have parents..

Jun 10 2005 7:28PM
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