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Who is J.D._May?

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extraordinary
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Who is J.D._May and what has he done? tell me..please

May 30 2005 8:53PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
I wish i was cool enough to have hate threads, but i guess i dont piss enough people off, oh well... Oh yah and just so i dont ruin your thread J.D, you fucking suck, die (even though i have no reason to hate)

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'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
May 31 2005 2:47AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
JD may can go suck a fuck for all I care.
Fucken fuck is fucked the next time I see that fucken fuck.

--- It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
May 31 2005 3:30AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Oh fuck... well fuck me. It's fuckin' on now, motherfucker. Glow-in-the-dark knife duel at dusk.

May 31 2005 3:38AM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
I'm sorry, but J.D. sounds like a completely useless asshole in this thread. Clean yourself up, son.

May 31 2005 3:40AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
I heard JD was the king of all that is emo?

May 31 2005 4:06AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^you didn't get the memo. he passed the title on to me because i've been a miserable wreck for far too long now. but considering my hair is straight blond and i don't even like emo, it doesn't seem too fitting. plus the whole depression thing just isn't me. i'm working on it



-Strode





Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
May 31 2005 4:17AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Ugh...i cant believe you guys are trashing JD whom has to be one of the chillest people on this site. Lay off.



i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
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May 31 2005 6:58AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
to put a rabid animal of any kind in someones pants goes by the name of smushbushing here in sweden...
hahaha JD, you got smushbushed!


- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
May 31 2005 7:24AM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
who cares?

******************* FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!! PUNK'S NOT DEAD! RAILS SUCK! POWDER SKIING RULES! DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
May 31 2005 8:32AM
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shasta
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
hah, I love this.
I remember back when JD took up all of newschoolers complaining and bitching about having no money, life being gay etc etc.... if memory serves me correctly, I think he also dominated one of the "life isnt worth living any more" threads.
He was yet another of the bitching kids around here.

Then I stopped using the site for a while, and I come back and find out that he is Mr. Intellectual-God of NS.

PROPS TO YOU J.D!!

I like his posts, how informative and they are.

Just to clear it up - no hating from this corner.



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"Dude, AS IIIFFFFF!!! only clowns like having icecream shoved up their rectum! I know - one told me!!!" - Dean when toasted

like playing leapfrog with a rhino #>#
May 31 2005 8:50AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i get paid 8 hrs a day to post on NS... looks like yuor the one with time on ur hands to post at home



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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
May 31 2005 8:53AM
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t-mack101
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i have time at school

dynastar crew in da house
May 31 2005 8:56AM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
It's the people like J.D. and Melvs etc. who actually make me carry on using the forums on this site, as the topics are slightly more interesting than the 'Snowbladers r gay' type threads that seem to prevail nowadays. There used to be a fair bit of rubbish in the forums, but now most of the posts seem to be immature and poorly constructed - sometimes to the extent that i cannot understand them. It is good to see interesting and intelligent topics now and again.

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May 31 2005 9:13AM
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shasta
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
agreed....
i guess the problem with this site is that everyone acts their age...

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"Dude, AS IIIFFFFF!!! only clowns like having icecream shoved up their rectum! I know - one told me!!!" - Dean when toasted

like playing leapfrog with a rhino #>#
May 31 2005 9:32AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
or like me loves to start commotion and get threads kicking. its just the net and i could care less of what everyone thinks of me or everyone else... uless u meet in person u dont know shit



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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
May 31 2005 9:33AM
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shasta
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
^thats true.....

On another note, I remember when J.D used to be known for his killer payouts on all the dicks on here, instead of his witty educated remarks.

I'd love it if you brought that aspect of your personality back a bit J.D. They were hilarious.


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"Dude, AS IIIFFFFF!!! only clowns like having icecream shoved up their rectum! I know - one told me!!!" - Dean when toasted

like playing leapfrog with a rhino #>#
May 31 2005 9:43AM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
This is a pretty funny thread…but it is kinda pathetic how some people are so fascinated with him.

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Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?

A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'

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May 31 2005 9:44AM
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shasta
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
he's one of the cooler people on here, so what?

*and he pulls out the pic of JD's icon to fornicate over*



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"Dude, AS IIIFFFFF!!! only clowns like having icecream shoved up their rectum! I know - one told me!!!" - Dean when toasted

like playing leapfrog with a rhino #>#
May 31 2005 9:50AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
oh shiiit jd sweared

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May 31 2005 10:20AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
J.D._May killed my first-born child.

Kid can't even read good.


-teddy
WWTJSD?
May 31 2005 10:57AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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"Oh no! not Meg!"

"... the first born child..."

"Not Stewie!!!"

"... Chris..."

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May 31 2005 11:22AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
^NO, come on.

"Oh no, Meg!"
"..first born..."
"Stewie!"
"...your wife"
"Chris!"


-teddy
WWTJSD?
May 31 2005 11:42AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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Bah, i was close enough, and you all knew what i was talking about!

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May 31 2005 11:47AM
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DoUbLeF
Posts: 335 - Karma: 11
are you trying to impress us? i guess i wouldn't mind getting paid to post on here...but still, you have to have a better life than that?

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May 31 2005 1:54PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
He doesn't need a life when he makes 600k a year to post on here.

May 31 2005 2:10PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
now how does that work?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry.
May 31 2005 2:30PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc
... (this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)

More here!
http://www.purepowder.net/d-loc.html

May 31 2005 2:46PM
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DANETRON
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i dont think he works on ns to who ever said that just he spends his time at work here on ns

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May 31 2005 2:47PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
no i mean, how can he post on NS for 8 hours and be paid for it? doesn't he program anything?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry.
May 31 2005 2:50PM
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Maximumsushi
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Obviously, when you get paid 600K a year, you don't have to actually do any work.

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Some people are trying to snowboard here!
Oh I get it. Sorry to ruin your day.
May 31 2005 2:52PM
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DANETRON
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^^ well if they pay him that much then what he does must be valuable.

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May 31 2005 2:54PM
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Skipig25
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extraordinary = JD May ??????

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

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May 31 2005 3:47PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
JDmay is probably the smartest person on newschoolers that still posts alot. his posts usually help people but he does get really pissed because of huntachick's typing

May 31 2005 3:50PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Hehe, I helped compile that.

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Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?

A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'

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May 31 2005 3:55PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
but so, how does he do it? he just sits on his butt all day and posts on NS? looks like he earned his cash then...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry.
May 31 2005 4:06PM
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Quinny
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He also owns a power plant.

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Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?

A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'

-kamikaze
May 31 2005 4:14PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
aaaaaahhhhh....

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry.
May 31 2005 4:25PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
jd's a thug get off is balls






SGB

May 31 2005 6:27PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
yeah this kid knows whats up. that JD May is a tool. AR-six, you rule.

May 31 2005 6:41PM
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McStooge
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J.D. is the pinnacle of success. J.D. is what I thrive for in life. In fact, J.D. is my life. I think it's his Liberally-charged ego that attracts me and so many others.

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Currently looking for: 2003 - 2005 Marzocchi DJ series fork. Locals preferred and Canadians only. Thanks
May 31 2005 7:26PM
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jtski
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jd may....i have no more words for that one.

G R I P S E T
May 31 2005 8:20PM
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Geoffrey
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jd is a geius .... really he changed my life and taught me that me previous viewpoint was wrong..... jd gave me new hope..... for that i am eternally grateful..........and sucked his dick just like every1 else on this site



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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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May 31 2005 8:26PM
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skogenjake
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thats 60 thousand blow jobs.

and i dont see how his diction on NS.com could reveal anything about his intelligence.

i make 6 dollars an hour, so dloc, watch you ass or ill buy you out.


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May 31 2005 8:48PM
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