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Favorite Simpsons Moment?

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What's your favorite simpsons moment? I can only think of two off the top of my head:

1.Homer and Lisa are at the zoo and homer accidentally hit a sloth with a dart and it gets up, starts dancing all limply, and falls back asleep.

2.The episode where Bart and Homer are working at the carnival and when the sun comes up and somewhere in there it shows the wrapper of a hamburger opening, mimiking a flower.

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May 16 2005 11:48PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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when homer calls everyone the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked

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May 16 2005 11:52PM
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KeegLove
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when homer gets a computer and keeps throwing it out cuz he gets confused, or when they try and change homers name to mr. somethin or other i cant remember but it was funny as hell, thompson, that was it mr thompson ahahahahaa , great.

-Keegan McGinnis.
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May 17 2005 12:01AM
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"Max Power hmmm I just love the name."

"thanks, I got it off a hair dryer."

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May 17 2005 12:03AM
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brogilvie
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This one is really recent, but its when Ralph is singing the Alphabet, and he goes like this, " A,B,C,D,E,F,G....... How I wonder what you are.

I like when Homer Calls Milhouse a poindexter, or when he calls him a weenie.



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May 17 2005 12:06AM
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Anathema
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when homer got stuck in the water slide. ahhahaha. that was the first simpsons episode i ever saw. well probably not, but that i remember.


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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(dfp represent)


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May 17 2005 12:09AM
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strode
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when homer drinks the vial of monkey hormone and carries marge up the stairs



-Strode





Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
May 17 2005 12:22AM
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genericname
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when homer gets really fat and bart imagines him like that. and he's like "i wash myself with a rag on a stick."

DRINK TILL YOU THROW UP
May 17 2005 12:23AM
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skier_boy26
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in an older episode, im not sure which one, the family was sitting down talking about when they kids were younger and such, especially bart. and in this story, bart called homer "homer", but homer wanted bart to call him dad or daddy or something, but bart kept saying "homer", and homer kept insisting dad or daddy. bart then went "da... da... da....... domer" and i thought that was good shit because my last name is domer. anywho, there are many more, but that one is the most prominent in my mind

May 17 2005 12:45AM
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primeviltom
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"You dont make love to max power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!!"
-Homer

-+=Hesitation is Devastion=+-
May 17 2005 12:55AM
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SKItheBURG
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when homer gets really fat and tries to make a phone call. "this call cannot be completed because your fingers are too fat."
i'll have to think of more...

May 17 2005 1:04AM
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DrGonzo729
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^then removes the stick underneath the key pad for those situations

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D alton Trumbo, 1970

May 17 2005 1:52AM
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Thorvildsen
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"This is my angry face" - Ralph wiggum


your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
May 17 2005 2:13AM
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brokenback17
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homer verse mario

May 17 2005 2:17AM
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EastcoastAR5
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*BEST*

Homer gos to heaven and is talking to god and homer is saying how good the people of earth are and god says "Well I dont know what you people did to my son, but he hasnt been the same scence"
and it cuts to jesus sitting on a swing all alone just rocking back and fourth looking at the ground



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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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May 17 2005 7:47AM
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mark.p
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"why do people run from me?" - Ralph


"Your name is now Mr. Thompson."

"ok"- Homer

"Hello Mr. Thompson"

"....."- Homer

"When I say Hello Mr. Thompson, wink my eyes, and stomp on you foot, you just have to say hi"

"Hello Mr. Thompson, *wink* *wink*, *stomp* *stomp*"

".......*wispers to the guy next to him*.. "I think he is talking to you" - Homer

-------------------------------------------------- if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
May 17 2005 8:21AM
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wdbo.
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"you better get outta here the sun's about to hit diaper hill"
-homer
(the family was boycotting throwing out the trash)
when bart joins a boy band
"now touch youself right here(touches his crotch)"
-dance instructer
there are to many moment to list them all tyhese two just came to my mind right away


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May 17 2005 9:42AM
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wdbo.
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oh i just thouhg of one

when they revome the crayon from homer's brain and he he asks him self "iwonder how it got in there" then i goes to like a memory of his as a little kid and is shovoing crayons up his nose then blows them out and says "i think thats all of them"
i luaged myass off


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May 17 2005 9:46AM
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MacMahoooon
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when homer is the beer baron and runs out of beer and is offering moe alternatives he finds in the basement and says "how about some chaulk, delicious chaulk"

CMc - *NSFD* ------------------------------------- -------------------------------- "Son , when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." - Homer
May 17 2005 9:51AM
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DANETRON
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when mister burns sings see my vest

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"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
May 17 2005 9:54AM
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almostaskier
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person from Brothers and Sisters: So, Mr. Simpson, why are you here?

Homers brain: don't say revenge, don't say revenge.

Homer: uuuhhhh, revenge?

Homers brain: thats it, im outta here! *stomps off and slams the door*

or like:

Bart: man, sorry for being born!

Homer: *hugs Bart* Oh, how i've waited for you to say that!

or another

Marge: Hey, don't use my pepper spray!

Homer: But Marge, one spray and you're south of the border! *sprays and eats, eyes water* MMM, incapacitated!

but the Max power ones are great, off the hair dryer, i laughed for the rest of the episode...


- Patty

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May 17 2005 10:13AM
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DANETRON
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the one where homer pledges the money to pbs and all the characters chase homer into the church is funny, Mister Rodgers to Homer "Its a beautiful day to kick ur ass!"

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"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

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May 17 2005 10:17AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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the stone cutters episode is one of my personal favorites.

or the one where he gets a prescription for medicinal mary-jane

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May 17 2005 11:04AM
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kjfreerider
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i love the ep when homer goes to work for scorpio and when homer pretends to be bum to earn extra money then marge asks him how hes getting extra money and he says 'marge im not going to lie to u' then doesnt say anything and upon further questioning he giver her dimond earings

dont get it twisted
May 17 2005 11:08AM
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asac
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Hey Flanders, i accidently proved there is no God while doing my taxes.

--------------------- - Good Fun With A Hand Gun Sacadelic
May 17 2005 11:28AM
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SKItheBURG
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^haha, that's a great one

May 17 2005 1:51PM
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cdnskigirl89
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i like the one when homer gets teh crayn stuck out of his brain, and he discovered that their really is no god and homer puts a sheet of that on everyones car, and ned only burns one lol, thats funni, OMG someone should start a cult just 4 talking about simpsons! I would soooooooooo join!:)

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May 17 2005 3:38PM
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Ski-hobo
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I only have about a thousand moments.






"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
May 17 2005 3:58PM
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Ski-hobo
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Homer gets in a car accident while driving home from Moe's.

Insurance guy: "And this place Moe's, what type of establishment was that?"

Homer's Brain: "Don't tell him it was a bar"

Homer: "It was a pornography store, I was buying pornography. "






"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
May 17 2005 4:18PM
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skogenjake
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milhouse "puppy goo goo, fetch me a dream!"



back to the original
May 17 2005 4:19PM
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gmack24
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remember how the first season had terrible animation and sound quality? based on that, the episode troy mclure was in, showed the evolution of "The Simpsons" via differant sketches...

it showed how much the drawing had evolved and the first couple of pictures were absolutely hilarious

May 17 2005 4:21PM
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Ski-hobo
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^that wasn't a season, it was very short animations done on the "Tracy Ulman Show"






"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
May 17 2005 4:22PM
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gmack24
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guess what moron, this first season had totally differant animation and sound quality... fuck tracy ulman or whoever he is and your cracked out theory of simpsons evolution

May 17 2005 4:35PM
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Leckett
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the one when lisa made a thing that says whatever u type and it kepot saying homer H-A-O-M-A-R

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May 17 2005 4:37PM
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Ski-hobo
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your a fuckin idiot Gmack, of course the first fully independant season of the simpsons looked different, and Homer's voice for one sounded different. But there was also sketches made by Matt Groeing that aired on the Tracy Ullman show back in the late 80's. pwned.






"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
May 17 2005 4:58PM
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reezyfbaby
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new feelings brewing in duffman. what would jesus do.

-CCR-
"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."
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May 17 2005 6:22PM
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triebby
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when fat tony and the mob are goin to kill homer for starting spring shield and it shows ralph and a dog goin in circles and sniffin each others butts.

theres alot more but thats just one that comes to mind.

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May 17 2005 6:30PM
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brogilvie
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I like when Homer is going to try to get the letter he sent to Mr Burns, and when he goes to the post office, and says, " Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me". And the guy says, "Ok, and whats your first name Mr. Burns?". And then Homer says, "I dont know...."



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May 17 2005 6:42PM
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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem"

the one were homer goes into a coma and the whole episode is a montage of homer, and it shows bart trying to steal Homer's change jar and homer is chasing bart, but when they get to the stairs homer is rolling down it like a ball, immitating Indiana Jones. Hahaha I laughed so hard when I saw that.

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May 17 2005 6:47PM
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montageskier
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I like the one where homer and bart go on a boy scout trip. also a very old one where bart is in france and has to work at a winery.

theres no business like snow business.


May 17 2005 7:26PM
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lanks
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mmmmm...unexplained bacon.


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May 17 2005 7:31PM
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AwR
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2 moments come to mind, one is when homer starts his Mr. Plow business, and when Homers Granpa gets in the newspaper and the heading reads "Old man yells at cloud"

May 17 2005 10:12PM
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sacchettiadam
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when bart puts a beer can in the paint shaker



red bull, it gives you wings!
May 17 2005 10:18PM
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hahahah old man yells at cloud.

I like it when homer is in the yard trying to unfold a laundry chair and Bart wants to be a comic and he's drawing his dad and Homer is in the backround yelling "aaaaaaah ouch oohoo man I hope no one's drawing this aaah"


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May 17 2005 11:27PM
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there hasn't been one quote through out this entire thread

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yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22
May 17 2005 11:28PM
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Ski-hobo
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the grease episode is good

Willy "Ach, my retirment grease"


And when Homer goes up to that teenager and says it a weird voice " my god your greasy"






"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
May 17 2005 11:56PM
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strode
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were you even alive for the first season of the simpsons?



-Strode





Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
May 18 2005 12:06AM
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thewavebb
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Guess Who has every simpson's episode to date? Hmmmmmmm I love bit torrent

May 18 2005 12:53AM
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SteezePatrol
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lisa: nart, what is the sound of one hand clapping

*bart makes sound*

lisa: you see, questions like this...

bart interrupts: LIS! *makes sound again*

well that one probably sucked compared to others but it's all I can remember...also when homer takes bart to the gay metal work shop to try and make him straight

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

its not like you're stuck inside a woodchipper listening to good charlotte, things could be alot worse. - Shaggy
May 18 2005 12:58AM
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...and then he gets his ass kicked by the reindeer

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

its not like you're stuck inside a woodchipper listening to good charlotte, things could be alot worse. - Shaggy
May 18 2005 12:58AM
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hahaha I like it when homer is about the crush the helicopter owned by the reality show producers but marge comvinces him not to so instead he keeps holding it and it bury him in the ground and as he is sinking you can hear his bones cracking.

Another is how sometimes when something strange happens to Homer the first thing he does in point to Lisa and says "Lisa, EXPLAIN!"

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