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GIRLS + HORSES

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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
Yo, Hey I was wondering do chicks 'get off' when they ride horses, coz you see them all bouncing up and down and stuff, and you think it must rub their clit or something? so do they like 'like it', im not trying to sound like a weirdo freak, but im doing a very good job of it, sorry. Just curious. Later people.
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Oct 9 2002 4:46AM
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pikachu
Posts: 359 - Karma: 10
pika pika!
Oct 17 2002 9:46AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
hey mike look closely.. i aint using a saddle in that picture... and shawn what would you know about orgasiming women??

I like the name 'Swollen Members' - Mike Duncan's dad.
Oct 17 2002 10:54AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
cryss, that was low. and if you really want to know, you've seen the pic in my profile, you know what it's all about.




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Oct 17 2002 10:04PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
im just going to STOP FLIPPIN TALKING TO YOU

I like the name 'Swollen Members' - Mike Duncan's dad.
Oct 17 2002 10:18PM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
hahahaha, sure.


Oct 17 2002 10:23PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
you gonna stop talkin to me? sure, I got 250 female goats to keep me satisfied.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 18 2002 9:34AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
ok what?
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Oct 18 2002 11:58PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
im working on a goat farm for 2 weeks.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 19 2002 9:20AM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
cunt
Oct 20 2002 10:27PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
here's some pics to orgasim over...






i dont understand why youd think girls woudl get off, when they dont rub their clit on the saddle unless they dont know how to ride properly and it rubs it. because guys who ride are the ones having their dicks move back and forth on the saddle..

I like the name 'Swollen Members' - Mike Duncan's dad.
Oct 20 2002 11:00PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
note to cryss... they're in the same spot, So if a guy it getting his rod squished by the horse then why wouldn't it touch there for a girl? maybe when you're riding fast and standing up it won't, but what about a slow trott?
-Mike

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Oct 21 2002 12:23AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
right mike. want to test this theory out. cause yeah il come get you and let you ride beau. and we'll see who gets off first.

I like the name 'Swollen Members' - Mike Duncan's dad.
Oct 21 2002 10:59AM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
All i know is that any guy that shows hunters is and must be gay! ;) eh Cryss?
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Oct 21 2002 11:12AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
haha yeah, thats why we keep hitting on them eh aeden? haha

I like the name 'Swollen Members' - Mike Duncan's dad.
Oct 21 2002 11:16AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
wow that came out wrong..... i meant. that we are girls who hit on gay men. and dont get anywhere... yeah....

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Oct 21 2002 11:16AM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
Why the fuck do chicks love horses? I personaaly don't like um, and why make some animal carry your fat ass around in the woods. Get on a bike. They cost bout the same, and are alot cheaper to maintain. oh yeah, they don't shit all over.





and dis big ol monsta comes outta nowhere and asked, 'you got treefitty?'
Whats 'treefity'?
What?!? you litta crackas don't know what thee fitty is?!?! tree dollas n fitty cents.
Oh he wanted money?
Yeah! da damn monsta wantd treefitty!
Oct 23 2002 10:09AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
whoever is in that picture above has bad form. They're too far ahead on the horse and their legs are improperly setup.

Everybody to the limit!
Oct 23 2002 10:12AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
girls who ride horses are gay.

thats why I meet as many as I can find.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 23 2002 11:27AM
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MN_skier
Posts: 171 - Karma: 8
How do you know if a girl likes you?



You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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You think are hot shit but really you are just cold diarrhea.
Oct 23 2002 4:04PM
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