Ollie More

To keep ahead of the game these days, creativity must prevail. My suggestion is to get rid of some jumps...

By KyleMeyr

My local mountain sucks. If you live in (or near) Oslo, then you know of Tryvann and you know what I'm talking about. The jumps don't work, the half-pipe could be more likened to half a box and the rails are direly unkempt. Each day that I go there, the first lap is reserved for jokes and awkward attempts to clear everything and all subsequent laps for bitching about it to no avail.

However, in a stroke of genius, one day they fucked up so hard that they completely forgot to put a kicker onto one of their rails. A 6 meter long flat box lying dead in the middle of the upper part of the park... It was the most fun rail I've ever hit.

I spent the rest of the day lapping this box. Every approach to it was something completely new to me and physically took a lot of effort not only to get onto it but to make the trick look half decent ("steezey" I think the kids call it). After about 50 fast plants onto the front of the box later, I was snaked by some asshole snowboarders who just popped right onto it from the side. Jealous, I decided to try my hand at approaching it like they did... This is when I discovered the joys of the ollie.

As much as it hurts to admit, those asshole snowboarders were onto something. Being a former skateboarder, I should have realized the greatness of the ollie sooner. But now that I know what's up, I find it hard to look at rails the same way as I used to. The jump has become less of a tool and more of a hinderance. I'm not quite at Travelling Circus level, but something's definitely changed.

If you've made it this far congratulations. I owe you some karma.

CONCLUSION (skip to here because I know you're lazy):

The hunt for creativity isn't necessarily about adding elements and features, it could just as easily be about taking them away. I think it's time we realized that skiers can ollie too so let's try getting rid of a few transitions and working those thigh muscles. Not every feature needs a jump...

I don't have any pictures of people ollie... ing, but here's a random shot of Walter Wood boostin' off a corner at Tryvann.

Walter Scott Wood

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