Things I?ve done today.

Got a sunburn. Started drinking before noon. Went in the ocean. Won a goat race. DJ’ed for a beach resort. Laid in a chair on the ocean and answered emails. Doused my entire body in aloe vera. Made this blog post. Mission accomplished.

By Newschoolers

Got a sunburn.

Started drinking before noon.

Went in the ocean.

Won a goat race.

DJ’ed for a beach resort.

Laid in a chair on the ocean and answered emails.

Doused my entire body in aloe vera.

Made this blog post.

Mission accomplished.

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