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An Epic Disappointment

RobKatz
Posts: 28 - Karma: 1,046
May 14 2022 12:44AM

A sad announcement in the Vail Resorts Community.

After a small fire spread around the North Peak zone of Keystone Resort(thankfully no damage) we now also have to announce that our Breckenridge property will be closing this weekend on May 15th due to deteriorating snow conditions. This means that May 15th will be the last day of our Colorado ski season. Here’s to next year and we all hope that you will join us by purchasing an Epic Pass. I’m told a man by the name of eheath is a big fan of our Park City property. I hope we will see you again next season!

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Casey
Posts: 7790 - Karma: 23,519
May 14 2022 1:21AM

Could this be any funnier? No, it couldn’t.

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PrunedLankly
Posts: 137 - Karma: 1,317
May 14 2022 3:50AM

Will eheath’s OnlyFans be included with the Epic Pass next season? Asking for a friend

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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
May 14 2022 10:23AM

Rob does Vail have plans to buy Newschoolers.com?

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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
May 14 2022 10:34AM

I think you guys should sponsor T Hall. He'll have some hot new content out soon, if you know what I mean.

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dwt802
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 30,145
May 14 2022 1:11PM

Good logical move vail! If keystone suffered some minor fire damage, it would be crazy to continue operations at breck, way too dangerous and the fire clearly melted all the snow. What would we do without such intelligent industry leaders that care more about the customers than the profit!

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rojo.grande
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 11,238
May 14 2022 3:12PM

Talmbout blue balls

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switchlip2
Posts: 1908 - Karma: 23,305
May 14 2022 5:56PM

Dear rob, I will hold you hostage if you even dare to touch the parks at 7 springs- switch lip two

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PimpChimpin
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 12,561
May 14 2022 7:19PM

When’s the eheath and rob kissing video dropping

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toe-bang-gang
Posts: 208 - Karma: 1,271
May 16 2022 11:48AM

RudyGarmischRob does Vail have plans to buy Newschoolers.com?

nah they are buying newschoolerz.com it’s more profitable

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rojo.grande
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 11,238
May 16 2022 1:22PM

PimpChimpinWhen’s the eheath and rob kissing video dropping

You’re gonna have to pay extra for that onlyfans link

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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12422 - Karma: 114,574
May 16 2022 3:13PM

i be fartin

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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3804 - Karma: 3,243
May 17 2022 2:57AM

I’m just surprised this douche canoe actually made a ns account

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