I'd rather shout at Eheath

Andri Spaghetti and Eheath combining to make the most loved and revered combination on newschoolers

Andri and eheath would be a good couple

Wait so does like evan actually like do anything? Being the park city sex haver must be a full time position

I'm more concerned with Brock Deetz's take on Ohio.

LonelyShout out Eheath

Shout out Eheath

MichiganCatFartI'm more concerned with Brock Deetz's take on Ohio.

Very concerning indeed

skierman_jackWait so does like evan actually like do anything? Being the park city sex haver must be a full time position

He can shotgun a beer faster than anyone I know.

CatdickBojanglesHe can shotgun a beer faster than anyone I know.

That can got fucking evaporated.

CatdickBojanglesHe can shotgun a beer faster than anyone I know.

weastcoatThat can got fucking evaporated.

As a functional alcoholic and as someone who wants to beat eheath shotgunning when I see him I need to know more. I need that insider information...

Diameter of hole? Did he use car keys or his thumb? The temperature of beer? Brand of beer?

Anything that could give me an advantage

LonelyAs a functional alcoholic and as someone who wants to beat eheath shotgunning when I see him I need to know more. I need that insider information...

Diameter of hole? Did he use car keys or his thumb? The temperature of beer? Brand of beer?

Anything that could give me an advantage

doesnt matter there is no getting an advantage. @weastcoat post the vid

eheathdoesnt matter there is no getting an advantage. @weastcoat[/tag] post the vid

switchlip2

Lol maimhelp, eheath, catdick, and weastcoat in one video

i did not shotgun because I was driving 2 hours home in an hour

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switchlip2

That was actually insane

switchlip2

Poorest shotgun I’ve ever had. @eheath

@CatdickBojangles deserved better out of me but it was a true honor.

switchlip2

My man in the foreground got more on himself than he got down the hatch

QuaggyMy man in the foreground got more on himself than he got down the hatch

Yeah poor play, not used to the skinnier cans usually I can crush it a little for optimal flow and it won’t spill

MaimHelpLol maimhelp, eheath, catdick, and weastcoat in one video

i did not shotgun because I was driving 2 hours home in an hour

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Damn, y'all are shit eHealth started after y'all too and still won

but...

A michelo? Eheath doesn't stand a chance against me and two ice cold cans of hamms

Not going to knock eheath because that technique is perfect but I feel up to the challenge. Eheaths draw seems to be the strongest so I will have to work on that.

LonelyNot going to knock eheath because that technique is perfect but I feel up to the challenge. Eheaths draw seems to be the strongest so I will have to work on that.

I look forward to the challenge

Real talk tho shoutout eheath dudes a G irl, don’t let the bans and forum arguments fool you.

weastcoatReal talk tho shoutout eheath dudes a G irl, don’t let the bans and forum arguments fool you.

100%. It was a pleasure to meet the man

switchlip2100%. It was a pleasure to meet the man

Had quite the NS meetup

catdick, Maimhelp, eheath, swlip2, sutter, what a fuckin lineup. Hell of a time.

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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switchlip2

shotguns a beer faster than he can get in an argument in NSG

Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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I just cried

MaimHelpI just cried

The second analysis comes out tomorrow going over the form and how to properly throw rodeo 5's and shotgun with a guest appearance from eheath. Should we make a podcast?

LonelyThe second analysis comes out tomorrow going over the form and how to properly throw rodeo 5's and shotgun with a guest appearance from eheath. Should we make a podcast?

Yes, your voice reminds me of the woodys got wood mf

Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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Thanks for shitting on me for my horrendous shotgun attempt I needed to hear it. This is a really sick analysis tho the video really shows the cleanliness and efficiency of the eheath method.

weastcoatThanks for shitting on me for my horrendous shotgun attempt I needed to hear it. This is a really sick analysis tho the video really shows the cleanliness and efficiency of the eheath method.

Like I said more in depth analysis coming in the future once I redownload premiere, get the original highquality clip, and get eheath on the call with a 30 rack of hamms

Serious question though, would anyone be interested in a shitpost esque podcast pertaining entirely to skiing/newschoolers drama? I've always dreamt about it, something akin to angrysnowboarder, but it's just shit posting about internal NS shit and whatever is happening in skiing.

Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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god damn this is fuckin beautiful, bravo.

Both retards

Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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This shit made me laugh so hard

LonelyLike I said more in depth analysis coming in the future once I redownload premiere, get the original highquality clip, and get eheath on the call with a 30 rack of hamms

Serious question though, would anyone be interested in a shitpost esque podcast pertaining entirely to skiing/newschoolers drama? I've always dreamt about it, something akin to angrysnowboarder, but it's just shit posting about internal NS shit and whatever is happening in skiing.

So yeah yes, would be funny as fuck. And with all the stupid shit people say and do on here it would go especially.

LonelyLike I said more in depth analysis coming in the future once I redownload premiere, get the original highquality clip, and get eheath on the call with a 30 rack of hamms

Serious question though, would anyone be interested in a shitpost esque podcast pertaining entirely to skiing/newschoolers drama? I've always dreamt about it, something akin to angrysnowboarder, but it's just shit posting about internal NS shit and whatever is happening in skiing.

you should remake the golden wheelchair award but in spoken form

Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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WHAT A FUCKING VIDEO

switchlip2

Did you guys confirm the can in real life? Video only shows a shotgun and dropping a can without showing it's empty. How do we know there wasn't leftover that leaked on the ground?

Edit: that was a clean shotgun I'll give ya that. Not like that jabroni spilling it all over his hoodie like a blonde bimbo shotgunning for the first time.

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Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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This is fucking awesome. Shotgunning beers vertically is the best way. I missed the tab or else I would’ve came closer to beating eheath. Need a rematch.

I have gained a whole new perspective on our leader. Salute.

Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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switchlip2

No matter how many arguments I get in with eheath, I’ll have to admit. That wa a pretty good

Ultra Lights don't seem to be helping Evan!

Must be the chemicals they use to reduce the calories.

Maybe that junk is like diet sodas.

evan

Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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This man deleted his beer like he deletes Newschoolers members. LOL

LonelyLike I said more in depth analysis coming in the future once I redownload premiere, get the original highquality clip, and get eheath on the call with a 30 rack of hamms

Serious question though, would anyone be interested in a shitpost esque podcast pertaining entirely to skiing/newschoolers drama? I've always dreamt about it, something akin to angrysnowboarder, but it's just shit posting about internal NS shit and whatever is happening in skiing.

That podcast would be awesome, the dozen or so of us would really enjoy it.

that was all of sub 3 seconds good lord Jesus

LonelyAndri Spaghetti and Eheath combining to make the most loved and revered combination on newschoolers

Forming like voltron

HypeBeastDid you guys confirm the can in real life? Video only shows a shotgun and dropping a can without showing it's empty. How do we know there wasn't leftover that leaked on the ground?

Edit: that was a clean shotgun I'll give ya that. Not like that jabroni spilling it all over his hoodie like a blonde bimbo shotgunning for the first time.

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I don't drop a can unless it's empty

eheathI don't drop a can unless it's empty

Winning. ;-)

HypeBeastlike a blonde bimbo shotgunning for the first time.

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I will upload a shotgun video I promise that was a fluke and I was already somewhat hammered. eheath made me nervous too so that didn't help

Lonely

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I'm a simp for eheath except for when I'm not

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Jomboy quality breakdown

weastcoatI will upload a shotgun video I promise that was a fluke and I was already somewhat hammered. eheath made me nervous too so that didn't help

I love the fact we didn’t even watch a single run from Saturday night 😭😭😭