That one time I got a compliment three years ago about my shoes. Really hits home ya know?

Did a three and ate shit under the lift then as I was laying there got pissed on

Every time a skimom asks me if I forgot my belt

TreegrabberDid a three and ate shit under the lift then as I was laying there got pissed on

Did you at least open your mouth?

Prince_PolloDid you at least open your mouth?

Yeah it actually got me conscious again

Standing on top of a cool but fairly routine line in the cirque at Snowbird called elevator. Basically a straightline through a narrow gap. Some kid and an instructor see me. The kid looks at what I'm about to hit and goes, 'no way!!!'

I just drop and head him go 'oh my god!!'

Shane Mcfalls told me on the way to the airport a few years ago that My HUMAN BEING videos were the only ski videos he watched. I immediately soiled my diaper.

had this french snowboard teacher tell me he “liked my steeze”

Lost my lighter at Loon once. Ski over to the top of Sunset (probably the most basic/popular blue trail) to find someone who had one. Go up to this group of guys/girls probably in their early 30s and ask if they have one I can borrow. Girl says yep and I light up my spliff at the top of the trail. One of the guy goes "you gunna smoke that one the way down" which I hadn't really thought of/wasn't planning on but I toss him back the lighter go "yep" and immediately straight-line the whole thing spliff in hand/mouth.

Waiting in the lift line at the bottom and one of them comes up to me and goes "that was the most badass thing I've ever seen"

and I felt great.

A kid asked me if I was Elias Syrjä😤

GrandThingsLost my lighter at Loon once. Ski over to the top of Sunset (probably the most basic/popular blue trail) to find someone who had one. Go up to this group of guys/girls probably in their early 30s and ask if they have one I can borrow. Girl says yep and I light up my spliff at the top of the trail. One of the guy goes "you gunna smoke that one the way down" which I hadn't really thought of/wasn't planning on but I toss him back the lighter go "yep" and immediately straight-line the whole thing spliff in hand/mouth.

Waiting in the lift line at the bottom and one of them comes up to me and goes "that was the most badass thing I've ever seen"

and I felt great.

How much of your spliff did you share with the wind?

Perfectly acceptable

SchoessShane Mcfalls told me on the way to the airport a few years ago that My HUMAN BEING videos were the only ski videos he watched. I immediately soiled my diaper.

TreegrabberDid a three and ate shit under the lift then as I was laying there got pissed on

Jokes on them, free urine therapy session

Prince_PolloHow much of your spliff did you share with the wind?

Hahah yeah it like pretty much all fell out tbh, but they didn't see that....

when im the best skier on the mountain ripping the liftline. everyone from the lift is screaming. girls are taking off their shirts and throwing their bras at me as I send a 40 foot backflip. a twelve year old boy pees himself in awe. the ski patrol is yelling at me to "slow the fuck down you asshole!" a 23 year old kid with a backcountry backpack and touring setup decked out in full neon green black diamond kit tells his homie on the lift, "psh I could do that..."

I remember it was an epic pow day at Vail years ago with about 12'' of blower fresh and my buddy and I figured we would burn one of our free Vail days on our pass. I stomped a double cliff on the backside cliffs and was riding out and this kid came up and was like, "Wow! That was the coolest thing ever. I hope I can do that someday!". Not going to lie it felt pretty awesome. Then we got into a 5 car pileup on I-70 on the way home...

prolly that one time Seidel got stoked on my swerves back in 2017. hyped me up from the lift

700billionwhen im the best skier on the mountain ripping the liftline. everyone from the lift is screaming. girls are taking off their shirts and throwing their bras at me as I send a 40 foot backflip. a twelve year old boy pees himself in awe. the ski patrol is yelling at me to "slow the fuck down you asshole!" a 23 year old kid with a backcountry backpack and touring setup decked out in full neon green black diamond kit tells his homie on the lift, "psh I could do that..."

Very vivid imagery

When i afterbang the fuck out of that 8 foot rail and ride away knowing everyones looking at me thinking "that dudes so sick!!!!".

They don't say anything but they don't have to. I know how they feel snd that's all that matters.

Did a backie under the lift and got cheers from all the gapers

yall havent left the resort and it shows. ego is the number one reason people get injured or die.

you will hear this over and over again, the mountains dont give two shits about you or what you think of yourself...

Lots of thanos crip pant complements that make my day. The other day some little dude from a USASA comp at woodies pc told me they were cool. Warmed my lil heart🙂

Skiier pee😩

Prince_PolloDid you at least open your mouth?

AwelteregoEvery time a skimom asks me if I forgot my belt

every time a milf nervously starts laughing as I see her pussy dripping wet when she starts looking at me in the lift line. they always orgasm on the rope tow when im taking my lap, this one milf the other night started shaking and moaning and fell over. guess im a pretty big deal.

I did a quintiple cork into a double black diamond then proceeded to save a little kid who was stuck under the snow and everybody clapped

ajbskiyall havent left the resort and it shows. ego is the number one reason people get injured or die.

you will hear this over and over again, the mountains dont give two shits about you or what you think of yourself...

Tell us more about your touring setup.

I did a sicko mode hockey stop at the lift line and kissed every girl who saw it on the lips after

Blew my knee up right under chair 5 at whitefish. Was a sick drop but there was only 20 feet of run out before it went completely flat. G'd out and sent one of my skis flying nearly to the loading area of the lift. Got a cheer which felt nice

Late last year, I hit the cliff under the Crest lift at Brighton and had a guy literally yell “LETS GOOOOOO” from the lift. Some of the most hyped I’ve been riding away from something ngl

When girls tell me they like that way my dick tastes

When I beat my older brother arm wrestling.

MichiganCatFartWhen I beat my older brother arm wrestling.

Downvoted.

MichiganCatFartWhen I beat my older brother arm wrestling.

r00kieDownvoted.

Ego boosted X2 now

When people cheer from the lift and you weren't even trying to show off or send anything crazy.

Had sex once

One of the kids I teach, dad goes hey look to the kid, it’s Wil the Thrill watch him. I then almost washed out and landed the most awkward safety 3 over a snowmaking mound I’ve done in my whole life.

nolliebackflipA kid asked me if I was Elias Syrjä😤

Identical

Last weekend some guy came up to me in the lift line and asked me how I learned to ski like that. I started park last year, and that really made me think about how far I have come in that time.

prolly after i greased this cliff today at jackson

shit goes on for like another 30 seconds but my sisters got a lil nervous and stopped recording

shits also super low quality lol

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I hit a ~25 ft cliff in front of class of 10 year olds. Right after, my girlfriend at the time, came snowboarding down the powder field next to my air (very gracefully I must admit). I hear the kids exclaim she must be pro and not even acknowledge my feat. It was very funny, and gave her a deserved ego boost

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Every time I ollie into the wooded patch to the right of the patroller shack at the top of blue/MoHoEx at Mt Hood Meadows. Especially when there's a crowd of snowboarders or gapers in jeans lazing about.

met zeb at dew tour this year and @Mackaroni_space was wearing one of the beanies i made, zeb commented on it and said it was sick and even asked where he got it. legit nutted at that very moment i stg

Can’t remember a time. Getting yews from the chairlift is a normal daily occurrence when you’re the best skier on the mountain

What really makes me feel like good is when I throw a 3 and then everyone just stares at me or claps. That’s the best

A couple times this past season have been good for the ego, walker shredz coming up to me and saying what’s up Macks, Jai coming up to me and saying “Ay Kit chat bars”, Benni Harrington recognizing me at target, Hannah the vishnu girl remembering my name and asking for my instagram, meeting Colby stevensons mom, I’ve had a few this year

ajbskiyall havent left the resort and it shows. ego is the number one reason people get injured or die.

you will hear this over and over again, the mountains dont give two shits about you or what you think of yourself...

Ok, I grew up on 150ft vertical hill. Now what?

SchoessOk, I grew up on 150ft vertical hill. Now what?

The mountains might not care about your ego but the hills do

SteezMaster68The mountains might not care about your ego but the hills do

MN Nice type shit

r00kieThat one time I got a compliment three years ago about my shoes. Really hits home ya know?

I used to be kind of in to shoes and walking to class anytime someone said anything I’d feel like such a g

I notice i get more reactions and fist pumps from snowboarders than skiers.