The first step is to start playing Enya

Say his full name 3 times at the stroke of midnight while looking in a mirror....... while listening to Enya. Should work

oldmanskiSay his full name 3 times at the stroke of midnight while looking in a mirror....... while listening to Enya. Should work

Probably gotta be sitting in the jacuzzi full jets I think too

Lots of candles and a crystal ball or just do a ton of drugs maybe

Let's fukinn GOOOOO

I think you should follow all the steps above and bring a Ouiji board. I've seen enough tv to know that ghosts love Ouiji boards

In addition to the other excellent suggestions, you'll need tea lights as well. A lot of tea lights. Also a smoke alarm so that if something weird happens during the seance, your house won't burn down because of all the tea lights.

I know how to do a few things in a hot tub, but this is not one of them

BrandoComandoThe first step is to start playing Enya

oldmanskiSay his full name 3 times at the stroke of midnight while looking in a mirror....... while listening to Enya. Should work

His wife left his iPod touch that's engraved with his name. It has nothing but 28 Enya songs.

I get the heebie jeebies when I'm listening to Carribean Blue in the tub.

I mean, smart money is betting that he was at least a little drunk at the time. So that can't hurt

byuboundProbably gotta be sitting in the jacuzzi full jets I think too

It's when the jacuzzi stops and it gets silent that i can sense him there.

BrandoComandoI think you should follow all the steps above and bring a Ouiji board. I've seen enough tv to know that ghosts love Ouiji boards

Got a link for a waterproof ouiji board?

cydwhitIn addition to the other excellent suggestions, you'll need tea lights as well. A lot of tea lights. Also a smoke alarm so that if something weird happens during the seance, your house won't burn down because of all the tea lights.

Hmm maybe if I get like 400 of these?

https://www.amazon.com/Smokeless-Tealights-Engagement-Valentines-Halloween/dp/B08L3VLNXK/ref=sr_1_8?crid=IIC0K3MA7E9X&dchild=1&keywords=bulk+Tea+Lights&qid=1634924560&refinements=p_n_feature_two_browse-bin%3A23564815011&rnid=23564731011&s=furniture&sprefix=bulk+tea+lights%2Caps%2C147&sr=1-8

I like the heart shaped ones

ElcheapoLots of candles and a crystal ball or just do a ton of drugs maybe

Found his old Facebook... I wonder if anyone from his friends list would be down to show up.

Maybe we can all wear some matching swimsuits with his face on it:

oldmanskiSay his full name 3 times at the stroke of midnight while looking in a mirror....... while listening to Enya. Should work

There is documented proof this works for Biggie Smalls so no reason it shouldnt work for Enya too.

SofaKingSickI mean, smart money is betting that he was at least a little drunk at the time. So that can't hurt

Hmm... Hot tub, ouiji board, candles, Enya, matching swimsuits, champagne... This is shaping up to be quite the hot tub party.

charcuterie of prison foods

No one has mentioned you need a pentagram on the floor for it to work, buncha rookies. I'd recommend blood (from any medium-large size animal) or spray paint. If you use spray paint you can do it again too without having to harvest all the blood.

What a way to go

larilinesignFound his old Facebook... I wonder if anyone from his friends list would be down to show up.

Maybe we can all wear some matching swimsuits with his face on it:

Not getting the elderly ex prison guard vibe from this photo…

larilinesignIt's when the jacuzzi stops and it gets silent that i can sense him there.

He just wants to party. He's trapped there forever, give him a break. Its just as awkward for him as you when you stop the music

Incense in a circle is the basic way to hold a seance.

darth_veeder2Incense in a circle is the basic way to hold a seance.

I haven't had the balls to send it on the seance lol.

I found a photo of the guy, and he is big, bald, jacked, and pissed off looking. Apparantly he used to wake up at 5am every morning, fly his American flag, and do 100 push-ups.

I'm worried that if I rouse his spirit, his naked apparition will appear and start shit with me. That'd be a crazy ghost to have streaking around!

So I'm relegated to spooky knocks and a general feeling of being watched in the tub. I'm seriously afraid to even paddle the pink canoe in the tub, cuz what if that rouses him?

Oh, he already*roused*

Salt around the bathtub and then burn sage. It will force it down the drain

Start making some pottery in the bathroom

that’s how Patrick Dwayne was summoned in ghost so it has to be real

meth_manStart making some pottery in the bathroom

that’s how Patrick Dwayne was summoned in ghost so it has to be real

Swayze

what is a seance?

b00mSkiswhat is a seance?

its when i do ur mom in the tub

Fifth grade humor.... again.

grantlewis_dntmits when i do ur mom in the tub

Abomber22Fifth grade humor.... again.

make a new account old man, you're still not cool

What's cooler than cool?

ICE COLD

what?

ICE COLD

...go post about somebody's mom....

grantlewis_dntmmake a new account old man, you're still not cool