you either shit your pants or you don’t. what is this almost crap? you playing horseshoes OP?

OregonDeadyou either shit your pants or you don’t. what is this almost crap? you playing horseshoes OP?

I believe the term is 'prairie doggin'

Nah I’ve gone over a week without taking a shit it’s pretty impressive

I have an unfortunate shit schedule that hit's right between the time I line up for first chair on a pow day, and when the lifts open. So I'm usually running from the line to take a dump and get back in time for first chair. I have tried for years to change it. Stopping drinking coffee on the drive up has helped....but still. It's an issue.

It’s what gets me out of bed every day, haven’t really started my day till I’ve had my morning bm

OregonDeadwhat is this almost crap?

Intended?

I sometimes almost piss myself sometimes. I have no idea why. I think my prostate is trying to fuck with my jimmies.

SessionI have an unfortunate shit schedule that hit's right between the time I line up for first chair on a pow day, and when the lifts open. So I'm usually running from the line to take a dump and get back in time for first chair. I have tried for years to change it. Stopping drinking coffee on the drive up has helped....but still. It's an issue.

I have the same coffee/ no coffee shit problem. for me I think its not eating in the morning or eating a little. I'd think a solid month of breakfasts with no coffee would fix it

r00kieI believe the term is 'prairie doggin'

turtle head peekin

You can't shit your pants if you dont wear pants...

I have to drink Metamucil every morning which keeps my body on schedule. I dont almost shit my britches every morning but I am very regular at 6am.

Never, i sleep in the nude

Maybe if you didn’t have a sbh stuck up yer ass….

j/k , try warm fluids upon awakening , just enough cardio to speed the heart, planks to shuttle blood to your midsection, water/Gatorade, gargle extremely vigorously with water not mouthwash, ( should need to keep a towel in front of your mouth to prevent splash), give your body 3 hours 45 minutes to digest last meal before sleep, don’t snack between meals, try soluble fiber like carrots and yams, limit starch and carbs, limit caffeine in eve, sleep better, if u can sneak the tip past that sbh, a saline enema will get ya empty before first chair, not my first choice tho

SessionI have an unfortunate shit schedule that hit's right between the time I line up for first chair on a pow day, and when the lifts open. So I'm usually running from the line to take a dump and get back in time for first chair. I have tried for years to change it. Stopping drinking coffee on the drive up has helped....but still. It's an issue.

logged out of the burner I see

SavageBiffMaybe if you didn’t have a sbh stuck up yer ass….

j/k , try warm fluids upon awakening , just enough cardio to speed the heart, planks to shuttle blood to your midsection, water/Gatorade, gargle extremely vigorously with water not mouthwash, ( should need to keep a towel in front of your mouth to prevent splash), give your body 3 hours 45 minutes to digest last meal before sleep, don’t snack between meals, try soluble fiber like carrots and yams, limit starch and carbs, limit caffeine in eve, sleep better, if u can sneak the tip past that sbh, a saline enema will get ya empty before first chair, not my first choice tho

I have settled on no coffee, and jamming about 4 prime pow laps before I need to roll in the lodge and take a dumper.

Very good then, poop interfering with anything just sucks, but interrupting mountain time is just unacceptable

I was also gonna recommend the tails of an mx98, they’re good for digging pivots out if ya know what I mean

SessionI have settled on no coffee, and jamming about 4 prime pow laps before I need to roll in the lodge and take a dumper.

PondyCrewlogged out of the burner I see

naw this is the right account

Yeah I’m not some re re autismo pant shitter like you fellas. Sorry.

i get up early for work every morning and shit before 5am so my body wakes me up to shit around that time, ive fallen asleep shitting on numerous occasions

Skiing life hack...

Dude mine kinda does the same! Same 5am wake up, doesn’t matter what time I go to sleep. Never fell asleep tho, your Hammies gotta be sore as fuck

DeebieSkeebiesi get up early for work every morning and shit before 5am so my body wakes me up to shit around that time, ive fallen asleep shitting on numerous occasions

I fart

wake up

take a shit

get out of bed

if i eat any significant a out of food after 7pm the morning after consists of me shitting like 4 times honestly i might have IBS or some shit i’m always shitting something out

only bad bitches got stomach issues

Yah third period around 9:00 but I hate the school bathrooms so I’d have to hold that shit or find a way to walk across the school to the nice bathrooms

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