Is there a more embarrassing way to accidentally kill yourself than auto erotic asphyxofapping?

MiIfHunter

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Jul 23 2021 4:28PM

David carradine

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dolanslebensraum

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Jul 23 2021 4:45PM

MiIfHunterDavid carradine

Jesus.

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daannnnieel

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Jul 23 2021 10:11PM

DolansLebensraumJesus.

Jesus was 100% looking the other way

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Dustin.

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Jul 24 2021 6:50PM

It's dangerous, but by God it feels amazing.

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dolanslebensraum

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Jul 24 2021 10:34PM

daannnnieelJesus was 100% looking the other way

Hahaha

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HypeBeast

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Jul 25 2021 11:18AM

Until it doesn't.

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JAHBRADOR

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Jul 25 2021 2:07PM

Threads like this make me want shout out Dolan’s dad for not pulling out 🙏

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Casey

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Jul 25 2021 10:45PM

JAHBRADORThreads like this make me want shout out Dolan’s dad for not pulling out 🙏

His mother should’ve swallowed him

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mrk127

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Jul 26 2021 11:01PM

JAHBRADORThreads like this make me want shout out Dolan’s dad for not pulling out 🙏

You probably had a belt around your neck when you wrote this

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TRVP_ANGEL

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Jul 28 2021 1:29AM

JAHBRADORThreads like this make me want shout out Dolan’s dad for not pulling out 🙏

You are dolans dad

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dolanslebensraum

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Jul 28 2021 1:39AM

JAHBRADORThreads like this make me want shout out Dolan’s dad for not pulling out 🙏

Meh.

CaseyHis mother should’ve swallowed him

Meh

mrk127You probably had a belt around your neck when you wrote this

FUCKING OWNED

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SuspiciousFish

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Jul 28 2021 3:06PM

Some dude in WA state a few decades ago got fucked by a horse and died. That was probably an awkward funeral.

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dolanslebensraum

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Jul 28 2021 3:52PM

SuspiciousFishSome dude in WA state a few decades ago got fucked by a horse and died. That was probably an awkward funeral.

My brother saw the video of that. Horsecocks are no joke.

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SuspiciousFish

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Jul 28 2021 4:42PM

DolansLebensraumMy brother saw the video of that. Horsecocks are no joke.

I lived in Spokane at the time and the news reports were so hilariously awkward.

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JAHBRADOR

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Jul 28 2021 5:43PM

DolansLebensraumMeh.

Meh

FUCKING OWNED

I mean, I was gassing you up but now I think your dad should have put that sticky icky on her tummy wummy

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dolanslebensraum

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Jul 28 2021 6:33PM

SuspiciousFishI lived in Spokane at the time and the news reports were so hilariously awkward.

haha i bet

“this just in, a man who was letting a horse with a 24 inch penis fuck him in the ass yesterday has died from internal injuries related to the horce thrusting its gigantic penis so far up the mans ass that it ripped through his internal organs. We have yet to find out whether the man was able to achieve orgasm before succumbing to his internal injuries”

JAHBRADORI mean, I was gassing you up but now I think your dad should have put that sticky icky on her tummy wummy

Can you imagine what the world world would be like without an adorable little duck named uncle dolan?

DONT ANSWER THAT

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roddy116

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Jul 28 2021 7:19PM

yes dying to extreme environmental hazards because your dick got stuck in something.

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JAHpow

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Jul 28 2021 7:33PM

SuspiciousFishSome dude in WA state a few decades ago got fucked by a horse and died. That was probably an awkward funeral.

Wut, how does someone let that happen?

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dolanslebensraum

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Jul 28 2021 11:12PM

JAHpowWut, how does someone let that happen?

He was beastioslamming. Jack helped him off a horse so he helped jack off a horse then he convinced the horse his boypussy was a horse vagina and the horse didnt seem to notice the difference.

this is based on what my brother told me about the video. I didnt want to see that.

that being said ive seen a video of 2 cartel soldiers getting chainsaw decapitated by a rival cartel on live leak. Pretty crazy what vids are out there on the web.

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SuspiciousFish

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Jul 28 2021 11:23PM

JAHpowWut, how does someone let that happen?

Apparently there was some weird animal sex ring out in Enumclaw, WA. I dont know much more on the details. Dolan is right there is supposedly a video that went around of it but its not something im down to look up.

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SuspiciousFish

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Jul 28 2021 11:28PM

hunterS.dolansonHe was beastioslamming. Jack helped him off a horse so he helped jack off a horse then he convinced the horse his boypussy was a horse vagina and the horse didnt seem to notice the difference.

this is based on what my brother told me about the video. I didnt want to see that.

that being said ive seen a video of 2 cartel soldiers getting chainsaw decapitated by a rival cartel on live leak. Pretty crazy what vids are out there on the web.

I remember the internet era like 10 years ago where it was all about finding the most fucked up shit and bragging about it. I never got on that band wagon but there are some pretty messed up stories. Stuff like "2 girls 1 cup", "two guys one hammer" and shit like that. There was even one where this crazy German dude found someone online who was down to be eaten and he invited him over, they got blackout drunk and he slit the dudes throat and ate the guy.

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mrk127

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Jul 28 2021 11:32PM

JAHpowWut, how does someone let that happen?

I wish I could link you the video without getting banned

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JAHpow

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Jul 28 2021 11:46PM

hunterS.dolansonHe was beastioslamming. Jack helped him off a horse so he helped jack off a horse then he convinced the horse his boypussy was a horse vagina and the horse didnt seem to notice the difference.

this is based on what my brother told me about the video. I didnt want to see that.

that being said ive seen a video of 2 cartel soldiers getting chainsaw decapitated by a rival cartel on live leak. Pretty crazy what vids are out there on the web.

SuspiciousFishI remember the internet era like 10 years ago where it was all about finding the most fucked up shit and bragging about it. I never got on that band wagon but there are some pretty messed up stories. Stuff like "2 girls 1 cup", "two guys one hammer" and shit like that. There was even one where this crazy German dude found someone online who was down to be eaten and he invited him over, they got blackout drunk and he slit the dudes throat and ate the guy.

What the fuck

mrk127I wish I could link you the video without getting banned

Pls don't

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dolanslebensraum

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Jul 29 2021 12:07AM

SuspiciousFishI remember the internet era like 10 years ago where it was all about finding the most fucked up shit and bragging about it. I never got on that band wagon but there are some pretty messed up stories. Stuff like "2 girls 1 cup", "two guys one hammer" and shit like that. There was even one where this crazy German dude found someone online who was down to be eaten and he invited him over, they got blackout drunk and he slit the dudes throat and ate the guy.

Wow. Yeah i remember the 3 boys 1 hammer threads on ns back when that shit was trending a decade ago. I wasnt a channer at that point so without ns i probly wouldnt have heard about it. But i have no interest in watching something like that. I dont think watching videos like that is good for your mental health. Same with scary movies like the ring.

The rabbit hole of potential negativity there is in this world is so deep you dont want to go searching for the bottom. You will never find it.

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