The school counselor didn’t see WoFlowz coming.

Lmao based

Fuck that. College debt life is gnar. Homeless life is sick. Be homeless.

Counselor lady sucks major, boutta get some pee delivered to her butt via me

theabortionatorFuck that. College debt life is gnar. Homeless life is sick. Be homeless.

College debt is the fast track to homelessness

Woflowz counselor bouta send him home with a “Go-Army” brochure

Story time:

In high school, we had a project in sophomore year language arts class where we had to present a 10-minute speech on a career. Our teacher for that class, Mr. Hurrianko, had the biggest stick up his ass and was always self-righteous and condescending and he was fully aware of how much students complained about him. He'd assign bullshit essays and not even grade them just to make us do the work. He was a true asshole and he knew it.

This speech was the last major assignment for the year. Every kid needed to choose a different career, and you had to run it by Hurrianko a few weeks early to get it approved. You then had to interview someone who actually had that career. And you couldn't BS an interview, because Hurrianko would call the person and confirm that you actually spoke to them.

Enter Carter. He fucking despised Hurrianko. Even more than everyone else. He chose electrical engineer as his career. Hurrianko approved it, and nobody thought anything of it at the time. On presentation day, Carter walks up and starts his speech. He starts off "So I interviewed an electrical engineer. He told me how difficult and high-pressure his job is. He works long hours and had a ton of debt coming out of college. That's not the life I want to lead. Instead of talking to you about electrical engineering, I'm going to explain why being a bum and living out of a van is the career I want to have." The whole class was thinking "holy shit". Hurrianko was visibly pissed. Carter fucking crushed his speech about how sick it would be to live in a van and follow the surf up and down the Pacific Coast. By far the best speech of the whole class, which is what made it so perfect. After he finished, Hurrianko told him to "come see me after class."

The next day, I asked Carter what Hurrianko told him. I was hoping Hurrianko was going to say "Wow that was unique and creative and very well done. Way better than the repetitive cookie-cutter speeches everyone else gave. Great job". But nope, Hurrianko was too much of a dipshit to get over himself and gave Carter a 70% because he "didn't follow the rubric".

Fuck off Hurrianko, I bet you're still just as miserable 8 years later.

Life your life man. Just know it's not the same as it used to be and it comes at a price of $$$$ and mental health

Not gonna lie. She's right tho. No dignity in being a burnout ski bum.

NotaskibumNot gonna lie. She's right tho. No dignity in being a burnout ski bum.

Found WoFlowz's counselor

NotaskibumNot gonna lie. She's right tho. No dignity in being a burnout ski bum.

I swear by your username that you’ve been waiting your whole life to say that

WoFlowzBefore I start I didn’t not say homeless she took it that way and freaked out. Ok so she’s asking me what I wanna do for college when scheduling classes and I go you know I don’t really know at all. Tbh just kickin it around ski bummin and backpacking, maybe living out of a car or something seems really appealingly. This made this lady Vv upset and she decided to tell my parents which was absolutely retard because it’s not as if I don’t talk about skiing 24/7. So if ur seeing this Mrs I forgot your name already you’re annoy as fuck and can’t even respond to emails you incompetent fucking dimwit. Also kiss my ass when what ever works out in my life makes me a lot happier than your shitty condescending desk job

**This thread was edited on Jun 22nd 2021 at 12:11:41am

Your high school counselor isn’t core

switchlip2Your high school counselor isn’t core

Smh she’s such a gaper

Damn Woflowz, your one cool dude! You totally told her off. You should have added that you wanted to live off government handouts too.

I dont recall us being your school counselor, go tell her that in person.

Butterytips69Found WoFlowz's counselor

Y'all laugh but having a job with benefits and money is ideal for skiing.

You can travel, buy all the gear you want, actually afford to see the doctor when you hurt yourself etc etc

Good luck getting to the hill on a powder day when your 98 Subaru with bald tires is broke and you can't afford repairs on your pizza boy salary much less take off without getting fired.

Most of the true "ski bums" I know are depressed alcoholic deadbeats with underdeveloped pre frontal cortexes.

HS counselors are garbo. They have this belief that you need to know what you wanna do as a career the moment you leave high school. They also try and "guide" you towards various careers based on tests and school performance. They push college degrees like it's a sale on prime day. Fucking jokes. The one thing I've learned is you can still do anything you want in college, as long as your grades are good enough to get in. Professional schools don't care about HS, but rather your college performance in prereqs. You can still make a darn good living without a college degree or by learning a trade.

If the school pothead got inspired one night watching planet earth and wants to get his PhD in marine biology then encourage him. If woflowz wants to be a ski bum and then figure out his life, who cares. I'm so sick of this mold everyone thinks we should all fit into. Society acts like most college kids don't spend 3 years dicking around, broke as a joke, and tens of thousands in debt before they figure their life out.

Tdlr: school counselors have too much influence on moldable minds. Their advice should really be taken with a grain of salt because in the end, they are a fucking guidance counselor lol.

Your counselor is trash just like the rest of public education teachers these days.

Same goes for colleges.

HypeBeastHS counselors are garbo. They have this belief that you need to know what you wanna do as a career the moment you leave high school. They also try and "guide" you towards various careers based on tests and school performance. They push college degrees like it's a sale on prime day. Fucking jokes. The one thing I've learned is you can still do anything you want in college, as long as your grades are good enough to get in. Professional schools don't care about HS, but rather your college performance in prereqs. You can still make a darn good living without a college degree or by learning a trade.

If the school pothead got inspired one night watching planet earth and wants to get his PhD in marine biology then encourage him. If woflowz wants to be a ski bum and then figure out his life, who cares. I'm so sick of this mold everyone thinks we should all fit into. Society acts like most college kids don't spend 3 years dicking around, broke as a joke, and tens of thousands in debt before they figure their life out.

Tdlr: school counselors have too much influence on moldable minds. Their advice should really be taken with a grain of salt because in the end, they are a fucking guidance counselor lol.

It's changing but high schools really under sell the trades

Tell her you want to be a school counselor so you can get good benefits without having to use a single brain cell or do any meaningful work.

**This post was edited on Jun 23rd 2021 at 4:24:07am

Don’t worry about her man, I think you’ve got the right idea in finding what makes you happy and building your life around that

I dinna even gradiate hs meez not a scholarly learn-Ed individial but I just kept doing what made me happy, used that to make others happy and one day BOOM! You seem creative and personable stick with the happy thing I imagine one day you’ll do well, even if that only means being happy, in the end that’s most valuable, shame so much happiness requires money but you’ll get it your young, options are still limitless, stay headstrong,do think about how your gonna do you in the future but don’t over dwel, LIVE, use those counselors opposing words as fuel, take what you can from it and move on.

WoFlowzBefore I start I didn’t not say homeless she took it that way and freaked out. Ok so she’s asking me what I wanna do for college when scheduling classes and I go you know I don’t really know at all. Tbh just kickin it around ski bummin and backpacking, maybe living out of a car or something seems really appealingly. This made this lady Vv upset and she decided to tell my parents which was absolutely retard because it’s not as if I don’t talk about skiing 24/7. So if ur seeing this Mrs I forgot your name already you’re annoy as fuck and can’t even respond to emails you incompetent fucking dimwit. Also kiss my ass when what ever works out in my life makes me a lot happier than your shitty condescending desk job

**This thread was edited on Jun 22nd 2021 at 12:11:41am

I'm excited for your thread in 15 years about how its impossible to afford a home in america these days.

I just find it hillarious that you have to decide your career path for the rest of your life at that age when you still have to ask to use the bathroom.

JAHpowYour counselor is trash just like the rest of public education teachers these days.

Same goes for colleges.

This guy wants to rant about indoctrination, I can feel it.

TOAST.This guy wants to rant about indoctrination, I can feel it.

Facts.

@WoFlowz you need to take a gap year and its fucked your counselor didn't suggest it. Bum it for a year and see how it goes. Could be great and theres a chance you could find out more of what you want out of life. Maybe that includes college maybe not. Make sure you find some sort of backup or long term career to make money tho cause you do not want to be poor in this country when youre 50+

Work a trade job. Work your ass off in the summer and then take more days off in the winter. No debt either. Plus you won’t be scratching for pennies, you’ll have something to fall back on when you wanna buy a house or a new car or something.

I’d rather ski 4 days a week and make decent money than ski 7 days a week and be broke as a mf then have my life get thrown down the shitter when I can’t ski everyday anymore.

going to be a lot easier to take ski vacations when I’m pulling in over a 100 racks a year building bridges as a civil engineer, plus I’ll still be able to ski weeknights.

weastcoastWork a trade job. Work your ass off in the summer and then take more days off in the winter. No debt either. Plus you won’t be scratching for pennies, you’ll have something to fall back on when you wanna buy a house or a new car or something.

I’d rather ski 4 days a week and make decent money than ski 7 days a week and be broke as a mf then have my life get thrown down the shitter when I can’t ski everyday anymore.

going to be a lot easier to take ski vacations when I’m pulling in over a 100 racks a year building bridges as a civil engineer, plus I’ll still be able to ski weeknights.

I’ve meet engineers their the most annoying people ever especially the civil engineers my dad works with at the army Corp

WoFlowzI’ve meet engineers their the most annoying people ever especially the civil engineers my dad works with at the army Corp

Yeah it’s usually the stuck up smart kids that are kinda geeky and awkward. Glad I don’t fit in their clique but I’m doin it anyway

Yah know I’ve always thought having my own restaurant would be dope af but to time consuming to ski or bike much

I'm super into robotics, and I can confirm that's the type of kid that goes into engineering. They're smart, have zero social skills and are all incredibly awkward. Im one of the 3 kids in our state who compete who can actually have a conversation with someone else.

weastcoastYeah it’s usually the stuck up smart kids that are kinda geeky and awkward. Glad I don’t fit in their clique but I’m doin it anyway

I told a skin doctor that I believed sunscreen was a scam and that it had nothing to do with skin cancer.

weastcoastYeah it’s usually the stuck up smart kids that are kinda geeky and awkward. Glad I don’t fit in their clique but I’m doin it anyway

Yeah engineers are nerds. Source: am an engineer

lol dude go to school or get a job, or take a deliberate gap year. aim to enjoy what you're doing but set yourself up for success. As someone who was once in highschool (no shit) and is now 29, just do what you have to do and save $$$ along the way. You'll thank yourself massively in 10 years.

Now that’s a vibe check. Just send it dude. Better to figure it out rather than switching your major 69 times