Oh yeah? What do you call it when you ski backward? Normal people call if backward. Obsessed people call it switch.

Your argument sucks.

iFlipOh yeah? What do you call it when you ski backward? Normal people call if backward. Obsessed people call it switch.

Your argument sucks.

yea but that's a specific thing within skiing. of course people use proper words for specific things.

but skiing in general is just skiing.

and the thing is, normal people don't even know what switch means in the context of skiing. which is why they call it backward. but normal people DO know that film means movie, but they still use the word movie. normal people DO know that firearm means gun, but they still use the word gun.

and impressing girls is pretty much the only reason to ski switch, and if you use the word switch then they know you are probably a real skier and not a poser cause a poser would just say backwards.

did you ever ski switch and then ask a girl out and she said no? I bet not, cause no girl will ever turn you down if you ski switch.

b00mSkisimpressing girls is pretty much the only reason to ski switch

i can confirm this is true, women won’t leave me alone

ski_salmon69i can confirm this is true, women won’t leave me alone

wow nice dude

A normal person calls it a car. The sketchy salesman on tv calls it a "vee-hickle"

I'm obsessed with guns and I call them guns.

But if we're talking mags, and you call it a clip. You're a fudd or a retard or both.

JAHpowI'm obsessed with guns and I call them guns.

But if we're talking mags, and you call it a clip. You're a fudd or a retard or both.

Can’t have a secret club without a secret password. If you don’t know the password, you can’t be in the club.

JAHpowI'm obsessed with guns and I call them guns.

But if we're talking mags, and you call it a clip. You're a fudd or a retard or both.

well good for you, if you have friends who also obsessed with guns, if they ever call them "firearms" then you should call them autistic

or u just like the noise they make

JAHpowI'm obsessed with guns and I call them guns.

But if we're talking mags, and you call it a clip. You're a fudd or a retard or both.

b00mSkiswell good for you, if you have friends who also obsessed with guns, if they ever call them "firearms" then you should call them autistic

It’s not a firearm it’s a “weapon system.”

CaseyIt’s not a firearm it’s a “weapon system.”

Tbh I love that term lol.

Also, "primary" and "secondary" if you're carrying a rifle and sidearm.

CaseyIt’s not a firearm it’s a “weapon system.”

a gun is just a weapon, not a weapon SYSTEM. a weapon system is something like a starship with a bunch of laser cannons on it, and batteries powering those laser cannons, because it is a whole SYSTEM of stuff

b00mSkisa gun is just a weapon, not a weapon SYSTEM. a weapon system is something like a starship with a bunch of laser cannons on it, and batteries powering those laser cannons, because it is a whole SYSTEM of stuff

I became aware of this at work. One of my coworkers a few cubes over just randomly blew up and was like “God Dammit Tony if you refer to AR build as a weapon system one more god damn time I am never talking to you again!”

whoa i am over -100 karma now epic

A very small minority of people say "movie" in Europe but either way I'm not entirely sure what ur point is... a film is a movie, they literally mean the same thing

What about planks?

HypeBeastWhat about planks?

oh fuk u got me

its actually called the Lego system of interlocking plastic bricks

SurfinCowits actually called the Lego system of interlocking plastic bricks

wow you are just next level

normal people call it a grilled cheese, i call it a melt

#paninigang

b00mSkiswow you are just next level

yes sir you know it. Lego gang lego gang

ShRedDiNg

i dislike when people refer to skiing as shredding or anything like that

where tf did you come from bro?

TRVP_ANGELnormal people call it a grilled cheese, i call it a melt

#paninigang

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

r00kieA normal person calls it a car. The sketchy salesman on tv calls it a "vee-hickle"

obsessed people call it autos, normal people call it cars

Fat people call themselves big boned, it's because they're obsessed with their hobby.

b00mSkisobsessed people call it autos, normal people call it cars

If I ever heard a car person refer to something as "autos" I would think they mean they have an automatic transmission.

-a car guy

MichiganCatFartIf I ever heard a car person refer to something as "autos" I would think they mean they have an automatic transmission.

-a car guy

no bro it means automobile and thats why the store is called auto parts store

b00mSkisa gun is just a weapon, not a weapon SYSTEM. a weapon system is something like a starship with a bunch of laser cannons on it, and batteries powering those laser cannons, because it is a whole SYSTEM of stuff

Clearly you’ve never seen a night vision setup.

just because you're brain is so small that you have no capacity for synonyms doesn't mean people are autistic. that's abliest you retard vegetable.🙊

also why the hell did you bump your own thread from 2 yrs ago? lol

**This post was edited on Nov 13th 2022 at 8:41:10pm

SteezyYeeterjust because you're brain is so small that you have no capacity for synonyms doesn't mean people are autistic. that's abliest you retard vegetable.🙊

also why the hell did you bump your own thread from 2 yrs ago? lol

**This post was edited on Nov 13th 2022 at 8:41:10pm

i saw a post i need to reply to haha

b00mSkisi saw a post i need to reply to haha

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