u forgot to add the part where u eat shit

vibechecku forgot to add the part where u eat shit

I ski better while drunk

Next time make a good thread

BiffbarfNext time make a good thread

Next time pee standing up

Your threads are worse than mine

Jerry.at.tricksNext time pee standing up

you got it, open your mouth

Hey @WoFlowz and @Biffbarf you two should check out my new thread and see if you like that one better!

clicking in this was a waste of my thumb moving

dognutsclicking in this was a waste of my thumb moving

Your parents not opting for an abortion was a waste of tax payers money.

Jerry.at.tricksYour parents not opting for an abortion was a waste of tax payers money.

that doesn’t quite add up

dognutsthat doesn’t quite add up

Oh I just figure you are retarded as shit and have to be watched over 24/7

Jerry.at.tricksHey @WoFlowz[/tag] and @Biffbarf[/tag] you two should check out my new thread and see if you like that one better!

Cute. Don't act so hurt kid. Just upload vids to the 'post' link by 'alerts' and 'my threads' if you don't want to start a thread and get clowned on.

Jerry.at.tricksOh I just figure you are retarded as shit and have to be watched over 24/7

who are we talking about again? u?

BiffbarfCute. Don't act so hurt kid. Just upload vids to the 'post' link by 'alerts' and 'my threads' if you don't want to start a thread and get clowned on.

Hard pass there my guy. Ill keep posting where I want to. Plus its fun talking shit to you no ball pussy losers.

dognutswho are we talking about again? u?

It took you 3 whole minutes to come up with that?

a bunch of literal pussies hating on this thread lol

dans12a bunch of literal pussies hating on this thread lol

Let’s give them a break. @Biffbarf was conceived in a back alley behind his local Grease Monkey, and @WoFlowz jacks off to Sears calendars in his free time.

Not much else for them to do.

Jerry.at.tricksLet’s give them a break. @Biffbarf[/tag] was conceived in a back alley behind his local Grease Monkey, and @WoFlowz[/tag] jacks off to Sears calendars in his free time.

Not much else for them to do.

ak has to produce the biggest amount of autists per capita on the planet. Is it the cold? the dark? the isolation? The never leaving your hometown? 10:1 male female ratio? Serious. So many kids acted just like you when I lived there, just completely oblivious that their machismo is paper thin and bound by nothing. It's a wild phenomenon

Biffbarfak has to produce the biggest amount of autists per capita on the planet. Is it the cold? the dark? the isolation? The never leaving your hometown? 10:1 male female ratio? Serious. So many kids acted just like you when I lived there, just completely oblivious that their machismo is paper thin and bound by nothing. It's a wild phenomenon

The only thing I got from what you just wrote is you’re too big of a pussy to live in AK.

Jerry.at.tricksThe only thing I got from what you just wrote is you’re too big of a pussy to live in AK.

of course it is

Biffbarfof course it is

By the way 75% of the votes on my newest thread think you scissor each other more than ten times a week. I think we will all get together and round up some cash to buy you guys some baby powder. I’m sure your chafed to shit from all that friction.

Y'all still have snow? Man I just love the east coast

bmickY'all still have snow? Man I just love the east coast

We’ve gotten 22” in the last three days. Supposed to snow the next couple weeks too. Been a great season here.

I am so genuinely confused by what happened with WoFlowz, BiffBarf, and OP.

But @Jerry.at.tricks, you are being an attention whore. All your threads are just about you having some weird crashes. It's like you're trying to be JOTD but just post clips of yourself being confused on skis. Maybe don't be a douche when people give you advice about skiing. Also just have thicker skin, you are getting way too upset about some people not liking your threads on the internet.

Bended_ToenailI am so genuinely confused by what happened with WoFlowz, BiffBarf, and OP.

But @Jerry.at.tricks[/tag] , you are being an attention whore. All your threads are just about you having some weird crashes. It's like you're trying to be JOTD but just post clips of yourself being confused on skis. Maybe don't be a douche when people give you advice about skiing. Also just have thicker skin, you are getting way too upset about some people not liking your threads on the internet.

I’m not upset lol. I’m over here laughing my ass off talking shit to all you guys.

Jerry.at.tricksI’m not upset lol. I’m over here laughing my ass off talking shit to all you guys.

you gonna make threads about dudes scissoring every time you're 'not upset' or just this time?

Jerry.at.tricksI’m not upset lol. I’m over here laughing my ass off talking shit to all you guys.

Your posts would beg to differ. Also, you missed the point of my entire post.

Biffbarfmachismo

The only other person I’ve ever heard use the word “machismo” was my high school Spanish teacher who banged one of her students and had his baby. I guess it makes sense though since you two both enjoy touching little boys.

Bended_ToenailYour posts would beg to differ. Also, you missed the point of my entire post.

Y’all no ball pussy losers take everything so fucking seriously haha

Jerry.at.tricksI ski better while drunk

that explains your "should I quit skiing" videos

Fancy_Lattethat explains your "should I quit skiing" videos

Bar was closed those days

send that vid to the special olympics bro!! they always looking for new skiers

gorbdawggybrentsend that vid to the special olympics bro!! they always looking for new skiers

@Biffbarf took my spot. Turns out he’s 1 level higher than me when it comes to retardation. Dude wipes his ass with his bare hands. Sick mother fucker.

idk if you should quit skiing but maybe you should quit this website, or at least put some effort into the threads

Notaskibumidk if you should quit skiing but maybe you should quit this website, or at least put some effort into the threads

For not “putting any effort into these threads” y’all sure do like commenting on them.

Jerry.at.tricksFor not “putting any effort into these threads” y’all sure do like commenting on them.

bro if we had lives we wouldnt be on newschoolers dot com

Notaskibumbro if we had lives we wouldnt be on newschoolers dot com

Then maybe quit complaining about my posts and go find yourself a hot guy to plow.