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Motivate me to finish this essay

Jems
Posts: 7252 - Karma: 93,078
Mar 16 2021 12:31AM

active my pea brain pls

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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,174
Mar 16 2021 12:44AM

i fucking hate essays. good luck☺️

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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
Mar 16 2021 12:49AM

Do yer essay ya dunce

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Jems
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Mar 16 2021 1:01AM

byuboundDo yer essay ya dunce

thanks

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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
Mar 16 2021 1:03AM

Jemsthanks

no prob man you got it

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,717
Mar 16 2021 1:06AM

Just finish the essay about how you can't churn-up any more thoughts to put on paper. Teacher will at least give you some points for respect maybe.

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Jems
Posts: 7252 - Karma: 93,078
Mar 16 2021 1:10AM

DeebieSkeebiesJust finish the essay about how you can't churn-up any more thoughts to put on paper. Teacher will at least give you some points for respect maybe.

or i could not do it and smoke weed 😎

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,717
Mar 16 2021 1:14AM

Jemsor i could not do it and smoke weed 😎

roll a chop with your essay

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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 66,463
Mar 16 2021 1:27AM

Jemsor i could not do it and smoke weed 😎

Take a snap and then write it about whatever your snap song was about

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asparagus
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 27,816
Mar 16 2021 8:47AM

Did you finish the essay?

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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 62,594
Mar 16 2021 9:31AM

High school or college?

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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,174
Mar 16 2021 10:40AM

CatdickBojanglesHigh school or college?

he in middleschool

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Mar 16 2021 1:09PM

I'm going to ban you until you finish your essay

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Jems
Posts: 7252 - Karma: 93,078
Mar 16 2021 1:31PM

MinggI'm going to ban you until you finish your essay

I’ve actually considered asking a mod to ban me for a day to curb my addiction

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Mar 16 2021 1:34PM

JemsI’ve actually considered asking a mod to ban me for a day to curb my addiction

I'm always here to help when you need, we do it all the time actually lol

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Deez_Mcskis
Posts: 382 - Karma: 3,784
Mar 16 2021 1:42PM

think about the sense of accompishment when you finish, and how it really wont take that long to get it done.

but who am i to say that i'm supposed to be in class right now

good luck anyway

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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Mar 16 2021 1:52PM

MinggI'm going to ban you until you finish your essay

I'll ban OP if he doesn't get a good grade.

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,471
Mar 16 2021 2:16PM

@eheath will sign your titties if you get a good grade.

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meatrocket8
Posts: 19 - Karma: 71
Mar 16 2021 2:35PM

your mom gonna be real disappointed if you dont get a good grade remember that

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Young_patty
Posts: 3238 - Karma: 36,713
Mar 16 2021 2:37PM

Bruh you’re paying to be in that class which means you’re wasting money by not writing the essay.

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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
Mar 16 2021 3:02PM

when I had trouble writing my papers I'd just drink 6-8 beers. Not a joke.

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Obama_care
Posts: 581 - Karma: 2,759
Mar 16 2021 3:04PM

1337I'll ban OP if he doesn't get a good grade.

heyyy nice website

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meatrocket8
Posts: 19 - Karma: 71
Mar 16 2021 6:06PM

zueswhen I had trouble writing my papers I'd just drink 6-8 beers. Not a joke.

double shot of expresso + one cigarette >

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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Mar 17 2021 1:58AM

JemsI’ve actually considered asking a mod to ban me for a day to curb my addiction

I had Rowen ban me in college because I couldn't stop watching ski videos and I had a project due.

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_Garagely_
Posts: 1940 - Karma: 3,204
Mar 17 2021 5:12PM

zueswhen I had trouble writing my papers I'd just drink 6-8 beers. Not a joke.

Truth to this. It’s probably not quality writing but a few beers will get you flowing.

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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,475
Mar 17 2021 5:15PM

DeebieSkeebiesJust finish the essay about how you can't churn-up any more thoughts to put on paper. Teacher will at least give you some points for respect maybe.

OP should just compile his NS post history and submit it as it is

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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
Mar 17 2021 5:27PM

_Garagely_Truth to this. It’s probably not quality writing but a few beers will get you flowing.

In all seriousness I've written my best stuff while drinking. You can't let yourself get sloppy drunk... but writing buzzed really unleashes what you want to say. The next day I'll go back and proofread.

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Jems
Posts: 7252 - Karma: 93,078
Mar 17 2021 5:40PM

i finished this shit a while ago why are people still posting

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CatdickBojangles
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Jul 20 2021 12:14PM

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Didn’t you write Clerks?

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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
Jul 20 2021 8:27PM

Jemsi finished this shit a while ago why are people still posting

How do we know you finished it. Are you like some sort of expert on finishing essays or something?

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Jems
Posts: 7252 - Karma: 93,078
Jul 20 2021 8:34PM

DolansLebensraumHow do we know you finished it. Are you like some sort of expert on finishing essays or something?

i’m an expert on fucking your mom

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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,475
May 24 2023 10:37AM

JEMS!

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Jems
Posts: 7252 - Karma: 93,078
May 24 2023 10:41AM

someone delete this thread stupid ass bots

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Newsheepers
Posts: 2148 - Karma: 3,937
May 24 2023 11:13AM

Da Fuck is an essay?

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Angioedema
Posts: 339 - Karma: 1,503
Jun 4 2023 6:20PM

Chatgpt for "ideas"

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AaronO.
Posts: 1165 - Karma: 3,185
Jun 4 2023 7:07PM

I wrote my ese in Denver

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littleman34
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 3,995
Jun 5 2023 9:20PM

Don't cross your essays bro the cartel ain't gonna take that lightly if you know what I mean bro

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