mine was my name and then I the guy I forget who he had a Cheezits box that was edited to say Steezits and I thought the idea was cool so I took on the alias dummy bears.

I live the crunchy lifestyle, I have a van, therefore; Crunnchyvanman

Because slowbro is a chill ass Pokémon.

@1337 is the big bro so im little1337, I've been riding off his success for the past 11 years

little1337@1337[/tag] is the big bro so im little1337, I've been riding off his success for the past 11 years

Xoxo

Marek Doniec posted a pow pic a million years ago and captioned it jahpow. I liked the word. I think he posts like every pow pic of himself with jahpow come to think of it.

You know how

Nickname since childhood.

It's my name lol

It’s been my internet handle forever- it’s also my insta, snap, steam, discord, and everything else

My name is Rich and I'm a kid

Dude I don't even know

my cousin came up with it for my xbox 360 gamertag when I was like 10 and I stuck with it for pretty much anything I need a username for besides social media

pronounced squeal- ik - bik

I don’t even know and I don’t even wanna know

Thegenericskierhow did your username get chosen to be yours

I wore Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts for all summer in 2014 so my brother called me Safari Sam.

I asked my friend for a skiing related username and added 69 because I'm so funny and original

Mine was chosen. I was a dumbass thinking people would actually pick a good name and here we are. Now I’ve come to love being a dogfart

Old name was a garbled bunch of letters that looked vaguely like my current one.

I take great joy in traversing my backyard upon a pair of sticks, I am also caucasian and sometimes refer to my friends as "crackers"

hence "backyardcracker"

ColoradoDogfartMine was chosen. I was a dumbass thinking people would actually pick a good name and here we are. Now I’ve come to love being a dogfart

Dogfart dot com as everything u need

safarisamI wore Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts for all summer in 2014 so my brother called me Safari Sam.

I remember when it was immas and it took me like 2 years to realize it was sammi backwards lmfao

MinggI remember when it was immas and it took me like 2 years to realize it was sammi backwards lmfao

Sometimes I miss immas

swagmasterflexDude I don't even know

Nothing to do with funkmaster flex?

ASAPCarterNothing to do with funkmaster flex?

Nope

swagmasterflexNope

Wait really? this whole time I thought it was a reference to the radio host hahaha

Fuck i really don't even know. I think i remember my friend saying it, or something. Or I was drunk. Idk. It's been like 12 years as my username other than a couple quick changes. It works.

The coat hanger was def my friend connors suggestion on the way to mt snow once in the spring.

Im tall and I wear a purple skisuit

Slacker was taken and a few others so I'm stuck with this

safarisamI wore Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts for all summer in 2014 so my brother called me Safari Sam.

Wholesome vibes

I had just seen idea for the first time and made my account after

Lingered on the site for about a month after finding it while healing from a knee surgery, knew I would be one of the oldest members if I made an account. Oldmanski was born.

ASAPCarterWait really? this whole time I thought it was a reference to the radio host hahaha

Nah lmaoo idek where it came from maybe that’s where I heard it and just never knew

I looked on my desk there was a calculator

it's literally my name

danbrownit's literally my name

This is my favorite response

danbrownit's literally my name

Source?

swagmasterflexSource?

I was about to text my parents and post a screenshot but it’s also my dads name so my mom wouldn’t get it

danbrownI was about to text my parents and post a screenshot but it’s also my dads name so my mom wouldn’t get it

I pictured you having a Michael Bolton complex about the rapper Danny Brown..

“There WAS nothing wrong with that name until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammies!”

i had to change it way back when because some kids in school figured out who i was on NS and i got mad social anxiety

CaseyI pictured you having a Michael Bolton complex about the rapper Danny Brown..

“There WAS nothing wrong with that name until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammies!”

I was about to comment and tell you I was older than him so had it first, however I just looked at his wikipedia and he’s 7 years older than me. I guess i’ll take solace in the fact that i’ve had an NS account wayyy longer than he’s been famous

I used to be quite the dirty hippy so a few people called me nasty haha

Pineapple Express reference

I got drunk and made it because I really didn’t want to deal with thinking about a username. I added the Fi when I moved to Finland. Only felt right to update it

I'm a biochemistry/immunology student. Immunoblotting is a standard lab technique that every biochem major pretty much knows in their sleep, and I thought it would be a cool ns name so yea

My name is Brayden, one time a kid was making fun of me and called me Brayblade but I thought it was kinda sick

My buddies and I were deep into an lsd trip years ago when the words "i am fucking zoinked right now” were spoketh. Ever since that faithful evening, the word zoinked has remained an integral part of my very existence.

I ate a banana once and thought it was pretty good. People suck, too