I heard from a friend who heard from a friend that if Eheath points at a female and gives her a wink she will Instantly have an orgasm and collapse to her knees in ecstasy.
I thought this was already established long ago...
JAHpowI thought this was already established long ago...
No contest. Jon has got nothing on Evan.
DolanReloadedNo contest. Jon has got nothing on Evan.
Oh, ok my mistake
Evan is the thiccest bitch around and that's a good thing.
**This post was edited on Jun 18th 2020 at 10:51:48pm
Hellblazer_23Evan is the thiccest bitch around and that's a good thing.**This post was edited on Jun 18th 2020 at 10:51:48pm
Girls these days crave a thicc man. Evan could steal my girlfriend and return her so fast i wouldnt even notice. Im not even kidding.
DolerogadoEteeth is chad
He is no such thing.
Chadsexuality is degenerate
DolanReloadedGirls these days crave a thicc man. Evan could steal my girlfriend and return her so fast i wouldnt even notice. Im not even kidding.
That's the thing. How do we know he hasn't??
Hellblazer_23That's the thing. How do we know he hasn't??
Fuggg...... shit just got real...
DolanReloadedFuggg...... shit just got real...
Frrrrr
For all we know our girls could be sleeping with a member of NS royalty
I have head thanksgiving dinner with Eheath before. whats up.
EHeath literally dm’d me once to tell me I can’t use an alias or i’ll get banned again and I literally came in my pants at the thought of him even speaking directly with me
BLandzEHeath literally dm’d me once to tell me I can’t use an alias or i’ll get banned again and I literally came in my pants at the thought of him even speaking directly with me
id prefer a dm from nate shredz
jl4wid prefer a dm from nate shredz
no you dont
BLandzEHeath literally dm’d me once to tell me I can’t use an alias or i’ll get banned again and I literally came in my pants at the thought of him even speaking directly with me
Rip Ghost Blandz
BLandzEHeath literally dm’d me once to tell me I can’t use an alias or i’ll get banned again and I literally came in my pants at the thought of him even speaking directly with me
You should get the message tattooed.
Once I saw Evan in a ltc episode and I immediately orgasmed
Dude haven’t you heard? dad bods are IN rn.
BLandzEHeath literally dm’d me once to tell me I can’t use an alias or i’ll get banned again and I literally came in my pants at the thought of him even speaking directly with me
Pics of cumstained pants or it didnt happen
DolanReloadedPics of cumstained pants or it didnt happen
Accualy nevermind i believe you
ok shit I guess I suck at embeds so all you get is a still shot from the run in to this glorious rodeo
**This post was edited on Jun 26th 2020 at 12:11:27am
OregonDeadok shit I guess I suck at embeds so all you get is a still shot from the run in to this glorious rodeo
**This post was edited on Jun 26th 2020 at 12:11:27am
I remember that glorious video.
Evan didnt land it on purpose because he felt bad about all the orgasms the females watching would have if he landed it, and he didnt want to get their hopes up that he might go on a date with them or something. Its like in nat geo vids when the killer whale feels benevolent and mercifully brings the baby Seal back to shore unharmed because he wants to give back life and feel good about himself for sparing the poor bugger.
Evan was being merciful and saving the innocence of the females watching him.
Absolutely based as fuck
Can someone just go suck his dick. Like tomorrow.
I nominate Skierman
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They are called “vaginitas” (VAHjeeNEEtas)