No ones gonna read that you giant meat man

SammyDubzNo ones gonna read that you giant meat man

Didnt ask bud

_mcjakkDidnt ask bud

Go shoot some black tar

pussy

SammyDubzGo shoot some black tar

pussy

I only shoot elephant tranqies bruh

Don't bring a knife to a hammer fight

Breathe in breathe out, their time is almost up.

Fuck old people who think they own all these public places because they've been going there for 50 years.

10-4, dinosaur

Its likely that he's had experiences with other skaters who wern't as nice about leaving. People tend to assume that all skaters are the same person.

GrandThingsIts likely that he's had experiences with other skaters who wern't as nice about leaving. People tend to assume that all skaters are the same person.

Even if other skaters werent as nice abt leaving do u really a think a hammer was necessary 🗿🗿🗿

_mcjakkEven if other skaters werent as nice abt leaving do u really a think a hammer was necessary 🗿🗿🗿

Oh of course not haha, people are fucked. One time my friends and I were skating this ledge/curb behind the grocery store in my hometown and some old dude/manager came out telling us to leave. We said we werent bothering anyone (the way the store is positioned, we were out back so nobody could even see us)

He came back 2 minutes later and poured FOUR gallons of milk in the area we were skating so that we couldn't hit it anymore.

We were polite and quiet the whole time, not littering or smoking or anything. People are just crazy and hate skaters.

GrandThingsOh of course not haha, people are fucked. One time my friends and I were skating this ledge/curb behind the grocery store in my hometown and some old dude/manager came out telling us to leave. We said we werent bothering anyone (the way the store is positioned, we were out back so nobody could even see us)

He came back 2 minutes later and poured FOUR gallons of milk in the area we were skating so that we couldn't hit it anymore.

We were polite and quiet the whole time, not littering or smoking or anything. People are just crazy and hate skaters.

Everyone gangsta til da boomer pulls up wit da milk 😳😳😳

Lol this reminds me of a time I saw a longboarder bomb a hill near my work when I lived in UT. He skidded to a stop as I was pulling away from the office and had a dress shirt and tie on because that is what I had to wear. He was on the sidewalk as I pulled up and rolled down my window and said, "Hey". He looked at me pissed off like I was going to chew him out but instead I just said, "Damn, kid that was fucking sick!" It was funny because he was so expecting a fight and I had on a tie it took him a min to process that he was getting props.

SuspiciousFishLol this reminds me of a time I saw a longboarder bomb a hill near my work when I lived in UT. He skidded to a stop as I was pulling away from the office and had a dress shirt and tie on because that is what I had to wear. He was on the sidewalk as I pulled up and rolled down my window and said, "Hey". He looked at me pissed off like I was going to chew him out but instead I just said, "Damn, kid that was fucking sick!" It was funny because he was so expecting a fight and I had on a tie it took him a min to process that he was getting props.

Lmao i love that

Op type that again this time without the tears

As a kid this happened to me dozens of times. I got kicked out of every place imaginable, yelled at by cops and school administrators more times than I can count.

The only thing I understand now as an adult is that private property is really expensive, and people who run businesses put everything they have into keeping their storefronts open and nice, if they let you stay they are opening themselves up to liability if people get injured.

Other than that, who cares. If someone wants to skate a rail at a school on Saturday or whatever just let them be. No reason to get mad about it.

CaseyAs a kid this happened to me dozens of times. I got kicked out of every place imaginable, yelled at by cops and school administrators more times than I can count.

The only thing I understand now as an adult is that private property is really expensive, and people who run businesses put everything they have into keeping their storefronts open and nice, if they let you stay they are opening themselves up to liability if people get injured.

Other than that, who cares. If someone wants to skate a rail at a school on Saturday or whatever just let them be. No reason to get mad about it.

Ya bro but the thing is i was on the roof of a closed school, like its public property and it hasnt been open in forever, the guy who gave me shit for it didnt even work there, according to him i was spreading disease even though i was entirely alone

_mcjakkYa bro but the thing is i was on the roof of a closed school, like its public property and it hasnt been open in forever, the guy who gave me shit for it didnt even work there, according to him i was spreading disease even though i was entirely alone

Lol yeah I’ve had that fight before.

“You can’t be here!”

”I go to school here? ...”

im girl so boomers cant threaten me 😌

bongripperim girl so boomers cant threaten me 😌

Lucky bastard

CaseyAs a kid this happened to me dozens of times. I got kicked out of every place imaginable, yelled at by cops and school administrators more times than I can count.

The only thing I understand now as an adult is that private property is really expensive, and people who run businesses put everything they have into keeping their storefronts open and nice, if they let you stay they are opening themselves up to liability if people get injured.

Other than that, who cares. If someone wants to skate a rail at a school on Saturday or whatever just let them be. No reason to get mad about it.

Liability is really the big issue. Its usually the same story- Kid cracks skull on skateboard behind store, parents get $47,000 ER bill and freak out, parents call local skeezy lawyer they heard on the radio to sue business to cover medical bills, lawyer pulls some bullshit in court saying the business was not active enough to keep kids off property, business ends up getting hit with the medical bills and court fees.

Ok sure but the school was closed, he didnt work there, and free healthcares a thing

Dogfart

Thanks buddy, very profound

Oi bruv it waz me wif da ammer I was gettin ready to fuck youz up mate , mes was gettin ready to scrap you man, yous was disrespecting the park, yous was givin the trees da coronavirus maitey, listen I'm the best fighta pound for pound in glasgow so youz best not come back you little punk, an das a threat mate

ArtyomOi bruv it waz me wif da ammer I was gettin ready to fuck youz up mate , mes was gettin ready to scrap you man, yous was disrespecting the park, yous was givin the trees da coronavirus maitey, listen I'm the best fighta pound for pound in glasgow so youz best not come back you little punk, an das a threat mate

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_mcjakk🗿

Das a fighting emoji isnt it mate , youz gonna regret postin that

ArtyomDas a fighting emoji isnt it mate , youz gonna regret postin that

Take a grand ol munch out my shorts why dont ya, ye pickin a tussle ya cant handle busta

_mcjakkTake a grand ol munch out my shorts why dont ya, ye pickin a tussle ya cant handle busta

youz best take back those words youz know you're talking to a future marine matey, I'll get hella free applebees here soon

Artyomyouz best take back those words youz know you're talking to a future marine matey, I'll get hella free applebees here soon

Ye picked da wrong scuffle bloke, ya aint prepped 4 my fists of fury r ya bruv, 'int think so ya wee shit brained twat lookin ass bloke

_mcjakkYe picked da wrong scuffle bloke, ya aint prepped 4 my fists of fury r ya bruv, 'int think so ya wee shit brained twat lookin ass bloke

bruv now youz just bein mean,

Artyombruv now youz just bein mean,

Nah bruv, imma sorry 4 hurtin yaz feelins ye cuck

_mcjakkNah bruv, imma sorry 4 hurtin yaz feelins ye cuck

⚔⚔⚔ pistols at dawn if youz really sorry, we can duel just like the founding fathers intended

Artyom⚔⚔⚔ pistols at dawn if youz really sorry, we can duel just like the founding fathers intended

Imma head down wit honor, ya? and join me ol ancestors 'innit?

_mcjakkImma head down wit honor, ya? and join me ol ancestors 'innit?

Youz best believe it you prat

ArtyomYouz best believe it you prat

Affirmative ya cock sucka ye

_mcjakkAffirmative ya cock sucka ye

Youz gonna end up like this bruv

ArtyomYouz gonna end up like this bruv

Bro i love monty python

_mcjakkBro i love monty python

i think everybody does

_mcjakkSkateboarding has such a bad reputation for no apparent reason.