Tell Me Your Shitty Jokes/Puns

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Tell Me Your Shitty Jokes/Puns

Dougie_Fresh

Posts: 109 - Karma: 460

Feb 28 2019 9:16AM

Shittiness is optional. I'll start,

I dated a Hoe once but we broke up. . .

Now she's an afterthot

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iFlip

Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,089

Feb 28 2019 10:28AM

Oh, I thought all jokes in this thread had to be about shit. Disappointed. Anyway, here’s one staying true to the title.

What’s wrong with a gay BBQ? All the hotdogs taste like shit.

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vibecheck

Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,174

Feb 28 2019 11:02AM

dogfart

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Iamtrapangelsalt

Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,040

Feb 28 2019 11:31AM

Y did the condom fly across the room?

It was pissed off

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PsychicMigration

Posts: 2089 - Karma: 10,852

Feb 28 2019 11:53AM

Used this before but her goes. Are you my pinky toe, because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

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tsingtaofanatic

Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579

Feb 28 2019 12:06PM

three snowboarders were sitting in the back of the car. Who was driving the car?

the police.

you could also say another snowboarder because they travel in packs.

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Dougie_Fresh

Posts: 109 - Karma: 460

Mar 1 2019 11:49AM

iFlipOh, I thought all jokes in this thread had to be about shit. Disappointed. Anyway, here’s one staying true to the title.

What’s wrong with a gay BBQ? All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Title to the truest

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powderdrunkie

Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976

Mar 1 2019 3:07PM

Who is the most well-rounded knight at the round table?

Sir Cumference

What's the worst part about being an egg?

You only get laid once in your life and it's by your mom

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ASSholebomber22

Posts: 6594 - Karma: 69,721

Mar 1 2019 3:27PM

Gotta say it aloud for it to work

What's marios overalls made of?

DENIM Denim denim

What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees!

What's a mexican's favorite cheese?

Chi-chi's!

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