Put my dad's riding lawnmower on cruise control and fell off. It ran through my mom's flower garden garden and hit a fence.

Made an mtv cribs video for NS

Tried to kill self

getting blackout drunk in a foreign city, alone at 18. woke up with empty pockets in some dirty cigarette filled canal and i had burns all over my back.

Made an NS Acct

Horninggetting blackout drunk in a foreign city, alone at 18. woke up with empty pockets in some dirty cigarette filled canal and i had burns all over my back.

goddamn

I was getting a good chuckle picturing post #2, then things took a dark turn pretty quickly with post #4.

Monsieur_PatateI was getting a good chuckle picturing post #2, then things took a dark turn pretty quickly with post #4.

one time i poopoo'd in my pants lol

Didn't save all my money from first 2 years of work.

XxAc1DtR1PxXDidn't save all my money from first 2 years of work.

Coke habits will kill ya

Post in this thr.... no no im not falling for a repost

Scrambled a 850’ slide area alone looking for mines when no one knew where I was, almost fell multiple times.... finally reached the top at dusk to find cougar tracks (sketchier to turn back and go the same way so I had to keep climbing).... didn’t think I was gonna make it out of that one. Long story short search and rescue was called, both of my bosses were called, the mountain manager, the fire chief, yada yada, essentially everyone. Someone thought I had tried to kill myself so they called everyone, good to know people care for sure. Definitely the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. 10/10 don’t recommend.

One time in High School we made a "works bomb" (Similar to a dry ice bomb but with Works toilet bowl cleaner, tin foil and 2 liter bottle) and were going to blow it up in front of my friends house. We pulled up and my brother armed the bomb and was about to throw it when we saw his mom pulling weeds in the garden looking at us. I panicked and floored the car which knocked my brother backwards and he lost control of the bomb as it was smoking and the bottle was bulging. He finally grabbed it and chucked the thing out the window and it blew up in the air about ten feet from the car. If that thing would have gone off in our Subaru we would have been fucked.

SuspiciousFishOne time in High School we made a "works bomb" (Similar to a dry ice bomb but with Works toilet bowl cleaner, tin foil and 2 liter bottle) and were going to blow it up in front of my friends house. We pulled up and my brother armed the bomb and was about to throw it when we saw his mom pulling weeds in the garden looking at us. I panicked and floored the car which knocked my brother backwards and he lost control of the bomb as it was smoking and the bottle was bulging. He finally grabbed it and chucked the thing out the window and it blew up in the air about ten feet from the car. If that thing would have gone off in our Subaru we would have been fucked.

Crap man, close call.

tried to make double coffee

TRVP_ANGELtried to make double coffee

Dogfart

Getting arrested multiple times

JoeF2661Getting arrested multiple times

Wut u get arrested for?

everlastWut u get arrested for?

Which time?

JoeF2661Which time?

What types of stuff u get arrested for?

everlastWhat types of stuff u get arrested for?

Possession, tresppasing, street terrorism, arson, and a DUI. I'm a good side but on paper I have made a lot of mistakes when I was younger. All that shit is behind me though.

155km in a 70

accidentally deleted an email from the school i currently go to that almost made me miss out on being accepted

I was 12 and was fishing. I casted my line out with a deep sea hook that was about 5" big. I didn't see where it went. Turns out it was in my calf. I didn't know this, so I tugged on the pole as hard as humanly possible, and managed to get the whole hook even deeper in my leg. I then realized i hooked my self, so i ran to get my dad. While running, I tripped and fell and got it even deeper and was ripping my leg open. Ended up sitting in a bath tub for 2 hours with ice trying to get it out myself, only to have to go to the ER and get it removed with surgery. Ah, childhood...

JoeF2661Possession, tresppasing, street terrorism, arson, and a DUI. I'm a good side but on paper I have made a lot of mistakes when I was younger. All that shit is behind me though.

What's street terrorism?

Climbing a 600 ft radio tower to the top

lmmccWhat's street terrorism?

I threw Molotov cocktails at the sheriff of my county's cop car when it was parked in his driveway and that is what it was classified under. But I have seen many examples of that same charge ranging from petty s*** to pretty major stuff.

SuspiciousFishOne time in High School we made a "works bomb" (Similar to a dry ice bomb but with Works toilet bowl cleaner, tin foil and 2 liter bottle) and were going to blow it up in front of my friends house. We pulled up and my brother armed the bomb and was about to throw it when we saw his mom pulling weeds in the garden looking at us. I panicked and floored the car which knocked my brother backwards and he lost control of the bomb as it was smoking and the bottle was bulging. He finally grabbed it and chucked the thing out the window and it blew up in the air about ten feet from the car. If that thing would have gone off in our Subaru we would have been fucked.

That sounds like the plot to the butterfly effect

A lot. Far too many things. But good learning lessons.

Scariest one and the biggest regret I have was getting absolutely shitcanned while living alone in SLC and somehow talking Cottonwood Heights Police out of a DUI for a routine speeding ticket. I was in this super weird toxic relationship and would get drunk and go over to this girls house super late (Another huge regret and mistake) and somehow got out of jail numerous times.

Almost crippled a guy when I was like 10. I didn't check to see if my jet-ski was actually in reverse. The dude was really chill about it thank god.

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Actually believed Saga would ship the stuff I bought.

One time I railed 2.5 grams of MDMA in 12 hours. There is no way I didn't cause brain damage.

I'm wiser now lol

sat by the fire as my mom put a can of soup an inch from the fire to heat it without removing the top.

nasty burns through my chair and me

put my hand on a dartboard sober

made it through about 6 throws and then it hit me deep in the finger

really hurt deep inside for a while

Dougie_FreshAlmost crippled a guy when I was like 10. I didn't check to see if my jet-ski was actually in reverse. The dude was really chill about it thank god.

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If there is a single machine out there literally designed to get you into some shit unless you 100% know what you are doing its a Jet ski. Lol imagine a car that didnt turn unless you stomped on the gas...

Said "Hold my beer and watch this".

first manual car I had. Figured I could turn the engine off on long highway downhills to save gas. Soon realised the steering locks up, brakes lose almost all their power, etc. Thank god I was middle of nowhere montana, screeching e-brake halt in middle of the road, nearly shit myself

Evantheshredsterone time I lit a field on fire with fireworks and had to call the fire department.

When I was probably 10 years old this happened, my parents wanted to make use of the leftover fireworks so we went out to a soccer field to launch them since it was a week or so after the 4th. The grass was had dry/dead patches everywhere. Not sure why none of us realized this was a terrible idea, but fast forward a few minutes and fire was spreading on the ground as we desperately stomped it out. Luckily we got it before it became too big to control. Would've been a huge deal.. Thank god we got it put out.

SuspiciousFishOne time in High School we made a "works bomb" (Similar to a dry ice bomb but with Works toilet bowl cleaner, tin foil and 2 liter bottle) and were going to blow it up in front of my friends house. We pulled up and my brother armed the bomb and was about to throw it when we saw his mom pulling weeds in the garden looking at us. I panicked and floored the car which knocked my brother backwards and he lost control of the bomb as it was smoking and the bottle was bulging. He finally grabbed it and chucked the thing out the window and it blew up in the air about ten feet from the car. If that thing would have gone off in our Subaru we would have been fucked.

Omg I miss making those things. I think you guys would have been deaf but probably fine. One way to find out.

got a kid to lift jump off like a 40ft drop shattered heel and everything felt super bad

vgod69got a kid to lift jump off like a 40ft drop shattered heel and everything felt super bad

Holy shit how did you convince him to do that?

friesHoly shit how did you convince him to do that?

money n juul pods

RparrOne time I railed 2.5 grams of MDMA in 12 hours. There is no way I didn't cause brain damage.

I'm wiser now lol

Jesus...... I think alot of people are uneducated about the seriousness of the psychoactive effects of this drug (not saying you are not one aware of them)

vgod69money n juul pods

i love america

Started vaping and weed when I was 13. Didn’t turn out well with my school and parents.

graemechiltonnStarted vaping and weed when I was 13. Didn’t turn out well with my school and parents.

Yesterday?

vibecheckYesterday?

found the 13 year old

In recent times?

Got caught climbing around on the roof of a bar downtown on a thursday night with 2 friends. Me and my good friend got caught and fortunately we were just escorted out by the staff, no policia. The other person made it down the way we came and we all just reunited and spent the rest of the evening doing a little more mellow stuff.

_GHOSTJesus...... I think alot of people are uneducated about the seriousness of the psychoactive effects of this drug (not saying you are not one aware of them)

I think it's batshit that some people want it legalized. It's literally one of the most potent neurotoxins out of all the popular drugs of abuse.

I knew all too well what I was getting into, I was just a fucking pig that night

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wdym I have been 14 for a while now

vibecheckYesterday?

The summer after frosh yr of college i swam out into the atlantic ocean at 2 am to get away from cops who were about to bust me for drinking on the beach. I made it home safe after 2 hours of swimming away from the scene and getting chased back into the ocean but i almost got attacked by a shark i kicked when i was 2 football fields away from shore so it was probably stupid. I made it though so at least my kids wont think im a fuckin pussy.

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DolanReloadedThe summer after frosh yr of college i swam out into the atlantic ocean at 2 am to get away from cops who were about to bust me for drinking on the beach. I made it home safe after 2 hours of swimming away from the scene and getting chased back into the ocean but i almost got attacked by a shark i kicked when i was 2 football fields away from shore so it was probably stupid. I made it though so at least my kids wont think im a fuckin pussy.

**This post was edited on Oct 28th 2019 at 8:11:18pm

Sure