Also I feel personally attacked

Sounds like dude can't hang. Sunnies on, pockets full of beers, fast and surfy as fuck. Vroom vroom bitches!

it's all just preference. Like i don't personally don't like to drink and ski but thats no hate to anyone that wants to have some brews while spinning laps. as long as you're having fun and not crashing into anyone who cares its not that deep

Sunny spring days, yes

Powder days at LCC I need my cardio in top shape to hike baldy or out traverse others. Beer comes later on in the chopped up crud

Jerry pointing em straight heading right for your knees is way more dangerous than locals chugging beers. Keep your head on a swivel dude.

I love drinking beers but can't drink and ski because it gives me a crazy headache every time, but I more than make up for it with excessive chron smokeage

I’m not saying get hammered but a few lot beers and chairlift beers aren’t a big deal especially on a spring or early season day

This guy makes it sound like people were chugging burnetts at 8:30am in the lift line.

Drinking while skiing is great. Drinking in the morning is great. Drinking and skiing in the morning is awesome! (Also hit that blunt)

Wait, you can ski sober?

Drinking and skiing isn't a problem. However, when you're drunk and skiing, it will be dangerous for you as well as for other people. So don't get drunk and ski.

That was the most aggressively douchey column I've ever read.

What the fuck am I reading

"skiing is an athletic pursuit"

so is lawnmowing your kid through life

how this guy got published is beyond me

Guarantee this guy rides either DPS or Black Crow skis

Next time your buddy breaks out pocket beers, you have to ask yourself, “Am I a skier? Or am I a Squi?”

That hit deep

https://www.facebook.com/marc.peruzzi

When did Outside Magazine start publishing opinion pieces written by Al qaeda??

jjdsteezehttps://www.facebook.com/marc.peruzzi

He looks like a grown up nerd.

Custom skis that suck? He's ragging on all those indie brands with this one. Clearly a believer in the tools make the skier. Guaranteed you throw a pro on skis from the 60's and they'll still ski 100 times better than you. Dude prob rides DPS.

The tell tale accessory of a try hard townie, the Kinco work glove.... Oh man. Just offended like 90% of NS. Honestly tho, I bought a pair last year for $20 and they perform almost as good as my $200+ goose down mittens. The gloves are quality l, comfortable, and durable so fuck this dude. He's prob just mad his Hestras cost him $150 and are no better.

This dude talks about a crisp German Pilsner or three after skiing. Seriously? Who's go to is a pilsner? Scrub. About the most boring beer ever.

This guy is acting like drinking is something new to skiing. It's not and if anything is less now than it used to be. Idk where you've been bud, but those try hard locals could prob out ski you blitzed out of their mind. No one is gonna hit your kid. Relax helicopter douche.

This guy embodies everything to hate about CERTAIN people from Colorado and their pretentious egos.

I will say I don't drink when I ski because I could never forgive myself if I got hurt because I was drunk or high. But if someone else wants to party before going out, who cares, rock on. Mind your business grandpa.

Rum_HamAlso I feel personally attacked

same

I saw someone drinking a beer before skiing, so here are a bunch of stories about running and biking. What a fucking turd sandwich!

Wait a minute I’m still stuck on the fact that he used the term “wood booger”

You do you bro... How can anyone be such a grumpy gus in the tram line on a powder day? Those Coors Lights are calorie replacement cold snacks. Scientifically proven to be better for you and cheaper than stopping for lunch on a powder day.

I guess skiing just can't cure some people, and I am glad I am not one of them.

Dude sorta has a point, but also doesn't seem like the best person to be making that point because he likely sucks ass at skiing. If your whole argument revolves around the idea that beer makes you a worse skier, then you better be fucking sending it at all times and lead by example if you are going to be that preachy. I doubt he does this and to most good skiers he probably looks and skis like a jerry.

tldr: dude is a jerry

I think i ski better with a good buzz. Numbs shin bang too

gapersarefriendsWait, you can ski sober?

Dude has never roundhoused a cold one on the lift after the first few runs

You gottta stay hydrated

So he can camp illegally in the lot overnight ... but the boys need permissions from him AND his son to sip on brews??? who cares what time it is... Friday is Friday.

"My son and I are standing in the gondola line at Jackson..."

He's a dad now. Having children changes your outlook on life and drinking while skiing, I totally get his perspective.....that's why I put my kid up for adoption and kept the apres going.

PS - this article is click bait. Don't feed the troll.

yeahhhh thats gona havta be a NO for me

egg.yeahhhh thats gona havta be a NO for me

yikes at anyone who un-ironically calls people "poseurs"

like imagine this guy skiing up to you and calling you a poseur at the hill, I'm dead

Being called a wyoming hypebeast would crush me

"I also knew one New Hampshire tree-skiing buddy, the wood booger of all wood boogers, who was locally famous for carrying “three sticks and a six” in his parka on big days. But his family had a special tolerance gene."

*Justifies drinking and smoking because his buddy from NH has a high tolerance, continues to rant how locals riding custom skis are inferior and a threat to safety*

Fuck you dood I'm smoking a kief covered joint before hitting the park first day on the hill this year

finder"I also knew one New Hampshire tree-skiing buddy, the wood booger of all wood boogers, who was locally famous for carrying “three sticks and a six” in his parka on big days. But his family had a special tolerance gene."

*Justifies drinking and smoking because his buddy from NH has a high tolerance, continues to rant how locals riding custom skis are inferior and a threat to safety*

Fuck you dood I'm smoking a kief covered joint before hitting the park first day on the hill this year

at least i got a great term out of this jabroni's article: "3 sticks and a six"

I get that drinking while shredding is 100% personal preference, but that has to be the most pretentious thing I have ever read.

Im cracking up on the DPS hate - is DPS the douche brand or whats the deal?

I took a few shots before a pow day and I got a girl pregnant by my sheer carving ability

CoaxArcIm cracking up on the DPS hate - is DPS the douche brand or whats the deal?

Its bought almost exclusively by dentists that ski 3 days a year and think they are better than everyone simply because they have DPS skis

and thats why OutsideTV sucks.

Same website that thinks fat black chicks with purple hair and septum piercings are disenfranchised in the outdoor rec world. Outside is nothing but a bunch of leftcoast shills

Can someone explain to me why this is catching dislikes?

FIRATDrinking and skiing isn't a problem. However, when you're drunk and skiing, it will be dangerous for you as well as for other people. So don't get drunk and ski.

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CoaxArcIm cracking up on the DPS hate - is DPS the douche brand or whats the deal?

Dentist Preferred Ski

this the type of dude to take his family to a ski mountain and then take them down the terrain park to watch people hit the rails and get in everyone´s way

haha, this guy is a tool. I have Velcro on my 193cm GS skis and some fold-able shot glasses for shot skis on the mountain.

Sounds like the type of guy who stands around with his family underneath a Cat track.

806---Three Sticks and a Six.

BASEDJAHlike imagine this guy skiing up to you and calling you a poseur at the hill, I'm dead

Id be like “meet me a’top of ye ol’ terrain park for a “parlay” upon the stroke of 3 ... pussy”

This dude would have a heart attack watching Hood Crew

NedStarkSame website that thinks fat black chicks with purple hair and septum piercings are disenfranchised in the outdoor rec world. Outside is nothing but a bunch of leftcoast shills

You know, women and POC are generally disenfranchised, women of color more so. As absurd as this article is, you aren’t doing yourself any favors by railing on people who don’t look like you.