Ok so this one time I was camping at a music festival in October and it was literally snowing. So I’m walking around cold as hell looking for some warmth. I see a big group of people hanging out by a fire close to the indoor stage so I’m like sweet I can warm up my freezing butt cheeks in front of their fire (I had gone over there to warm up a few times earlier)
I walk over to this fire and I say hi to the owners of the campfire and they said welcome back.
So I proceed stick my ass directly over their flames. I’m warming up whenever someone walks up to me and says they had just thrown their friend’s ashes in the fire.
THESE PEOPLE WERE GATHERED AROUND THIS FIRE TO THROW THEIR FRIEND’S ASHES IN IT AND I PUT MY ASS DIRECTLY OVER HIS ASHES
I regret walking up to their fire and at that moment I wish I would’ve just froze to death lol