Pickle dance pickle dance shit in my pants, spin me around play with my ass.

A true contrarian of our times, a standing hero against the status quo. We live in a society. We live in a society where oppression is accepted and the weak fall to the grimy, capitalist views of the rich and greedy. It is quite unfortunate, then, that the weakest group in all of society, the old wavers, are the most oppressed. Those who rebel against the status quo of pure malice are silenced immediately. Thus, I have come to an inevitable conclusion. For the freestyle skiing race to survive this unparalleled discrimination and hate, they must rise up. This is a simple of facet of life in our society.

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Unpopular opinions for the win.

Fuck new wave skiing. For real hahaha

Old Wavers Movement !

which skier is new wave?

codizzlewhich skier is new wave?

The one skiing rearwards

TRVP_ANGELA true contrarian of our times, a standing hero against the status quo. We live in a society. We live in a society where oppression is accepted and the weak fall to the grimy, capitalist views of the rich and greedy. It is quite unfortunate, then, that the weakest group in all of society, the old wavers, are the most oppressed. Those who rebel against the status quo of pure malice are silenced immediately. Thus, I have come to an inevitable conclusion. For the freestyle skiing race to survive this unparalleled discrimination and hate, they must rise up. This is a simple of facet of life in our society.

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Can we please bring motm back for trvp?

LonelyCan we please bring motm back for trvp?

Last time i got MOTM, they refused to award me the prize.

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Yeah dude no fun allowed. I swear every time I see skiers not corked or not spinning at least 4 on/out of every rail I get so mad. I wanna see kids with their spines straight and scissoring those rails with proper form. Knee bending is not allowed. Also everyone has to use poles. Also if you're not wearing actual ski clothes It ruins my day. Wear a coat. Also don't even do a butter that's not cool it's just too easy no one can do those. I want big rails and big spins and I want it all clean don't let me catch you having fun the way you want or else I'm removing you from my friends on NS

Pretty sure you’re the first person to ever say that. Your post is truly avant-garde.

KevskiPretty sure you’re the first person to ever say that. Your post is truly avant-garde.

I sense sarcasm.

TRVP_ANGELA true contrarian of our times, a standing hero against the status quo. We live in a society. We live in a society where oppression is accepted and the weak fall to the grimy, capitalist views of the rich and greedy. It is quite unfortunate, then, that the weakest group in all of society, the old wavers, are the most oppressed. Those who rebel against the status quo of pure malice are silenced immediately. Thus, I have come to an inevitable conclusion. For the freestyle skiing race to survive this unparalleled discrimination and hate, they must rise up. This is a simple of facet of life in our society.

**This post was edited on Aug 12th 2018 at 11:29:17pm

Well, hello crazy karl marx

TRVP_ANGELLast time i got MOTM, they refused to award me the prize.

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bring back motm

midwesternmaniacYeah dude no fun allowed. I swear every time I see skiers not corked or not spinning at least 4 on/out of every rail I get so mad. I wanna see kids with their spines straight and scissoring those rails with proper form. Knee bending is not allowed. Also everyone has to use poles. Also if you're not wearing actual ski clothes It ruins my day. Wear a coat. Also don't even do a butter that's not cool it's just too easy no one can do those. I want big rails and big spins and I want it all clean don't let me catch you having fun the way you want or else I'm removing you from my friends on NS

Triggered.

quesadillaTriggered.

More like I was taking a big poop and figured I could leave my traditional weekly comment on an ns thread since I have some phone time at my disposal. I don't get why people even say "new wave" I thought the whole point of FREEskiing was being FREE

midwesternmaniacMore like I was taking a big poop and figured I could leave my traditional weekly comment on an ns thread since I have some phone time at my disposal. I don't get why people even say "new wave" I thought the whole point of FREEskiing was being FREE

you keep digging ya whole deeper and deeper

trifonitchevyou keep digging ya whole deeper and deeper

Yeah you're right newschoolers posts gotta look good on the resume I'm sorry

While you’re talking about New Wave, who is your favorite, Echo and the Bunnymen or the Talking Heads?

CaseyWhile you’re talking about New Wave, who is your favorite, Echo and the Bunnymen or the Talking Heads?

David Byrne over Ski Man every time nahmsayin? Amiright?

Some shits sick. The flat ground daffys needa go tho....was doing those in 6th grade with my classmates I think

860media*Some shits sick. The flat ground daffys needa go tho....was doing those in 6th grade with my classmates I think

Go ahead and rub it in you jerk.

I wasn't allowed to ski until 7th grade.

Hey guys, look!

another new wave thread!

weastcoastHey guys, look!

another new wave thread!

Yes but I really put my time and thought into this one.

What the fuck is new wave anyway?

The only thing I relate the term to is the south park episode: "Your getting old"

860media*Some shits sick. The flat ground daffys needa go tho....was doing those in 6th grade with my classmates I think

Hate that trick...dumbest shit ever

I can't believe all these kids think its so cool to not have poles.

Seriously? Just imagine that your friend just double tomahawked and you have to wait for him to get his shit together. Your just going to stand around? No way. Its the perfect time to use the ski poles for a mock sword fight. You need to keep your sword skills sharp so you can defend your virginity.