Tell us about your new kidney. Was it from a Democrat or a Republican? What religion was it? From a white person or a black person? If from black, will you now be able to claim African American on application diversity sections?

iFlipTell us about your new kidney. Was it from a Democrat or a Republican? What religion was it? From a white person or a black person? If from black, will you now be able to claim African American on application diversity sections?

Idk the answer to any of that...all I know is it came from a deado and I am very thankful

I once thought about selling a kidney but you really don't make enough money to justify it.

Glad you snagged one though!

Maybe the pain is God telling you to stop your impure thoughts and focus on him

Hey man congrats, I donated one of mine about 10 years ago. The biggest thing I can tell you about the catheter is when the nurse pulls it out DON'T WATCH you don't want to see the size of the balloon at the end. Best of luck and be ready to eat a ton once your off the meds.

waiting4snowHey man congrats, I donated one of mine about 10 years ago. The biggest thing I can tell you about the catheter is when the nurse pulls it out DON'T WATCH you don't want to see the size of the balloon at the end. Best of luck and be ready to eat a ton once your off the meds.

Haha yeah fuck that thing.

Thanks for your donation, as someone who has now received one, you really changed someones life!

even the thought of a cathader is one of the scariest things in the world to me, tbh the scariest part about surgery to me.

Deepskiereven the thought of a cathader is one of the scariest things in the world to me, tbh the scariest part about surgery to me.

dude u r on so many painkillers that u dont even feel it. thinking about it is scarier than it actually is

doublecupdude u r on so many painkillers that u dont even feel it. thinking about it is scarier than it actually is

Yeah probably but fuck that.

doublecupdude u r on so many painkillers that u dont even feel it. thinking about it is scarier than it actually is

can confirm that this is not actually the case

freewilliecan confirm that this is not actually the case

This is true, a recipient does not get a lot of pain killers as they could counter act the anti rejection meds. Now a living donor gets lit up for a month!

freewilliecan confirm that this is not actually the case

Can also confirm. Not the case. Boy its strange watching something other than bodily fluids coming out of your dong.

bnewbs6Can also confirm. Not the case. Boy its strange watching something other than bodily fluids coming out of your dong.

had me cock tube removed today and it felt like real life actual fire was coming out of my urethra

freewilliehad me cock tube removed today and it felt like real life actual fire was coming out of my urethra

How long do u have to wait until u can use your beak?

doublecupHow long do u have to wait until u can use your beak?

I'm dead doubkecup killed me i cant stop duing fuck.

But congrats man stay string dude you got this shit. Bestbof lc7k to ya stay strong i dont thi k i coukd make it through something like that you're a hero.

crotchventI'm dead doubkecup killed me i cant stop duing fuck.

But congrats man stay string dude you got this shit. Bestbof lc7k to ya stay strong i dont thi k i coukd make it through something like that you're a hero.

Dog you can get so much pussy after a surgery you have no idea. Girls will act all domesticated and look after you, and take care of you, and want to make you feel better. I had surgery last year to correct a deviated nasal septum, and I was able to pick up a ton of puss by playing the surgery card. After you have a surgery ppl will feel bad for you and go out of their way to be extra nice

crotchventI'm dead doubkecup killed me i cant stop duing fuck.

But congrats man stay string dude you got this shit. Bestbof lc7k to ya stay strong i dont thi k i coukd make it through something like that you're a hero.

We need a new forum thats just a compilation of your posts for when you atr fucked uo cause they makes yiu deads at tjat pints.

crotchventI'm dead doubkecup killed me i cant stop duing fuck.

But congrats man stay string dude you got this shit. Bestbof lc7k to ya stay strong i dont thi k i coukd make it through something like that you're a hero.

doublecupDog you can get so much pussy after a surgery you have no idea. Girls will act all domesticated and look after you, and take care of you, and want to make you feel better. I had surgery last year to correct a deviated nasal septum, and I was able to pick up a ton of puss by playing the surgery card. After you have a surgery ppl will feel bad for you and go out of their way to be extra nice

crotchventWe need a new forum thats just a compilation of your posts for when you atr fucked uo cause they makes yiu deads at tjat pints.

Fuxkem app u quoted myselfd agian??? App

waiting4snowThe biggest thing I can tell you about the catheter is when the nurse pulls it out DON'T WATCH you don't want to see the size of the balloon at the end.

The balloon should be deflated before coming out. otherwise you'll be left with something resembling a hotdog that was microwaved too long

crotchventFuxkem app u quoted myselfd agian??? App

you need to simmer down on the drinking bud, jesus christ

Goonsquad_Prod.you need to simmer down on the drinking bud, jesus christ

the kid is a fucking drunk

Goonsquad_Prod.you need to simmer down on the drinking bud, jesus christ

doublecupthe kid is a fucking drunk

He is probably 20 years old enjoying time getting fucked up on a wednesday night. Thats what young 20 somethings do. Actin all high and mighty.

NBCskierHe is probably 20 years old enjoying time getting fucked up on a wednesday night. Thats what young 20 somethings do. Actin all high and mighty.

Pretty much but it was a Saturday

crotchventPretty much but it was a Saturday

no u have serious alcohol problems and need to go to an AA meeting

doublecupno u have serious alcohol problems and need to go to an AA meeting

Just as soon as you go to a psychiatrist for the fantasy world you live in.

crotchventJust as soon as you go to a psychiatrist for the fantasy world you live in.

dude u cant handle your alcohol admit it

crotchventJust as soon as you go to a psychiatrist for the fantasy world you live in.

Yeah like every thread I see you in, I can't understand 90% of what you try and say

Goonsquad_Prod.Yeah like every thread I see you in, I can't understand 90% of what you try and say

Maybe reading is your issue because that was all just on one night and far from accurate representation.

crotchventMaybe reading is your issue because that was all just on one night and far from accurate representation.

dude u have a fucking alcohol problem

doublecupdude u have a fucking alcohol problem

Yes I understand that is what you think. You have said it plenty of times.

crotchventYes I understand that is what you think. You have said it plenty of times.

go get fucking help already

doublecupgo get fucking help already

I drink maybe three times a month. Not sure how that qualifies me as a drunk.

crotchventI drink maybe three times a month. Not sure how that qualifies me as a drunk.

dude everyone on here says u got fucking alcohol issues, do urself a favor and get help.

doublecupdude everyone on here says u got fucking alcohol issues, do urself a favor and get help.

Ok

crotchventOk

just lay off the booze bro. maybe try not drinking for a day

doublecupjust lay off the booze bro. maybe try not drinking for a day

I would like to refer to what I said a few posts up.

crotchventI would like to refer to what I said a few posts up.

alcoholics are always in denial of their problems

Well I broke my hip 3 months ago. I was awake and I couldn't pee cause I was all drugged up and I had to go really really bad to the point like I was like fuck it shove that cathedor up my dick. Needless to say I was on drugs so it didn't hurt to bad it was a relied when I drained my bladder and filled up the bag. The next day they took a drain tube out of the side of my leg and I wasn't feeling it that shit hurt so bad it felt like a snake was coming out of my leg! Grats on the kidney!