How 2 get laid?

profa_212

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Sep 3 2016 10:33PM

Lol sloots aren't hard to come by here man

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270on420out

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Sep 3 2016 10:34PM

Call her Scoobert Doobert. It'll drive her nuts

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TACO-DOG.exe

Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239

Sep 3 2016 10:49PM

stop being yourself because obviously nobody likes you.

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.Hugo.

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Sep 3 2016 10:52PM

Sounds like its finally time to admit youre a catcher, not a pitcher

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.lencon

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Sep 3 2016 11:01PM

Profahoben_212Lol sloots aren't hard to come by here man

i want a nice lady, not no block of swiss cheese

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profa_212

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Sep 3 2016 11:06PM

.lenconi want a nice lady, not no block of swiss cheese

We'll that's why you aint getting laid then

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Swandog7

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Sep 3 2016 11:06PM

Whisper in her ear and say "get full tilts and Ill pee in your butt"

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.lencon

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Sep 3 2016 11:07PM

Swandog7Whisper in her ear and say "get full tilts and Ill pee in your butt"

will try 2nite, results posted tomorrow. any other tips?

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Swandog7

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Sep 3 2016 11:09PM

.lenconwill try 2nite, results posted tomorrow. any other tips?

Mcnoche is a punching bag, tell her about the only trick and she will suck your pixie stick. To break the ice, tell her Eheath turned a flat bar into a double kink when he hit it

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.lencon

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Sep 3 2016 11:44PM

Swandog7Mcnoche is a punching bag, tell her about the only trick and she will suck your pixie stick. To break the ice, tell her Eheath turned a flat bar into a double kink when he hit it

SIG WORTHY

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Nah I don't pay for sex fam..

And thats true, guess its now or never. Jumped off 60 foot cliffs today tho and landed with the legs slightly open so idk how ill perform 2nite

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Dddsz

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Sep 4 2016 12:15AM

Take her to the candy shop, let her lick the lollipop.

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Mingg

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Sep 4 2016 12:31AM

Don't you have a girlfriend?

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chacha33

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Sep 4 2016 4:02PM

Find a high school and rev the engine of your Nissan maxima in the parking lot and do sick power slides in the snow. Works every damn time

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Chubz.

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Sep 4 2016 4:43PM

make a thread on ns about it, gets all the pinknames hot and bothered

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.Rybak.

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Sep 4 2016 5:03PM

Chubz.make a thread on ns about it, gets all the pinknames hot and bothered

Cross eyed and sweaty.

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Emma_Watson

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Sep 4 2016 6:25PM

Swandog7Whisper in her ear and say "get full tilts and Ill pee in your butt"

/thread

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SammyDubz

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Sep 4 2016 6:31PM

lower your standards

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Rennis_Deynolds

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Sep 4 2016 7:27PM

Pro tip on how 2 bang chicks:

Be inherently atractive

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.otto.

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Sep 4 2016 10:36PM

Dennis_ReynoldsPro tip on how 2 bang chicks:

Be inherently atractive

how not to get laid:

be dennis reynolds and spend all ur time on ns

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Rennis_Deynolds

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Sep 5 2016 12:36AM

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pretty much what you typed summed up

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daannnnieel

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Sep 5 2016 3:56PM

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I got more girls than I wanted to get chilling with girls I was trying to get with if that makes sense. This is the advice you're looking for if you don't want a relationship lol

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