Advice for Freshman: On the first day of school, walk up to the biggest guy on the football team and punch him in the face. Assert your dominance over the upperclassmen.

Also talk about weed. A lot. Talk about how much you smoke.

Interrupt the teacher frequently to make jokes. It doesn't matter if no one laughs at them.

Shoot your teacher with your squirt gun

Eat a loaf of bread everyday instead of lunch

sprint to class it's the only way to be on time

CHORIZOEat a loaf of bread everyday instead of lunch

I did that all the time as a freshman.

Prepare your anus

Remember that anything you did in 8th grade definitely is still "cool" in high school

creepily stare at girls asses/chests, they really like that kinda stuff nowadays. worked for me at least.

You'll be learning about 9/11 as an event that happened before you were born. Wow, I feel old.

JAHpowYou'll be learning about 9/11 as an event that happened before you were born. Wow, I feel old.

Fuck that. Youre not old because that would mean im old

Tell everyone you smoke weed

Disrespect teachers

Act like your boys with the seniors

Man I just laughed my ass off. All great advice.

Make sure to "hotbox" the bathroom with Vapes. Trust, all the cool kids do it.

.Hugo.Fuck that. Youre not old because that would mean im old

Tell every girl that the cologne that you use is Axe body spray. Bitches love that shit

wear a tall tee on the first day to show everyone that you will never EVER stop being a thug

THEDIRTYBUBBLEAdvice for Freshman: On the first day of school, walk up to the biggest guy on the football team and punch him in the face. Assert your dominance over the upperclassmen.

Also talk about weed. A lot. Talk about how much you smoke.

Interrupt the teacher frequently to make jokes. It doesn't matter if no one laughs at them.

I cannot stress this enough.

Real talk: Try freshman year, I wish i tried more, could have lifted my GPA a lot.

Swandog7Real talk: Try freshman year, I wish i tried more, could have lifted my GPA a lot.

Lol fuckin nerd

THEDIRTYBUBBLELol fuckin nerd

tru

breakdance in the canteen to show you got hobbies

Doc.Stompbreakdance in the canteen to show you got hobbies

call it "the canteen"

Its super sick when i see all the freshmen in their massive squads taking up the whole hallway and not letting anyone pass. Thats some true friendship right there.

Make it known you eat ass so you can be that guy

DeebieSkeebiescreepily stare at girls asses/chests, they really like that kinda stuff nowadays. worked for me at least.

Actually some girls do like that now and that's fucked up

ben_collinsActually some girls do like that now and that's fucked up

that's what this male chauvinist-dominated society wants you to think, shitlord CIS-Gendered White Male Misogynist pig

Is FISH friday still a thing? If so, be sure to be the last person leaving campus!

List your school as Harvard on facebook, let people know you mean business.

im a freshy

trust me this cool kid vaping told me to get this got girls lining up for me know get your hand on one if you can

JAHpowYou'll be learning about 9/11 as an event that happened before you were born. Wow, I feel old.

You just ruined my day.

wear a fanny pack and tell everyone you have diabetes

Turd.Fergusoncall it "the canteen"

not everywhere is america mate

Camo cargo shorts are bitch magnets, also convenient for carrying all the condoms you'll need

Only wear obnoxious Nike shirts to show that you're athletic and wear basketball shorts even when its -10 in the winter

Doc.Stompnot everywhere is america mate

r u sure bud?

Be sure to bring every book, binder, pen, pencil, ruler and fucking protractor in your backpack at all times. If you own it, make sure it's in there and you have it with you. You never know!

#freshbagsyndrome

damn, im a sophmore now and i wish i woulda seen this shit last year. woulda smashed all the babes by now.

On a serious note freshman year isnt scary at all. It has actually been my favorite year of High School our of my 3 years so far. The football players may look intimidating but once you become an upperclassmen, you will realize they don't want anything to do with you and will actually be embarrassed to horass you. Enjoy HS while its easy because I had maybe 20 minutes of homework a night. Now I have an hour a night of just AP Chem. Also learn good habits, especially procrastinating and sleep. I can't stress this enough.

Sam_Califfdamn, im a sophmore now and i wish i woulda seen this shit last year. woulda smashed all the babes by now.

Freshman, sophomore... same thing. You can still follow this advice

Fuck all of your teachers, and then you wont have to do any school work because you can just threaten to snitch if they dont give you an A. Then fuck all of the standardized test proctors, so you can get perfect SAT and ACT scores.