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YO. Real talk. Everyone thinks my jokes are lame, but not you. You laugh at them all the time and it fills a void in my life. So thank you for laughing at my lameness. You're the real MVP.
YoungWookieeYou weren't even around for this joke.
Your dad doesn't even drive a fucking lambo you piece of shit. Last time I drove papi's mazzi I crashed it into a historical monument downtown commemorating the first mayor of the city or some stupid guy like that. Bet that bitch doesn't even turn up on weekdays little pussy. I raid my parent's liquor cabinet every night with my sister but we blame it on our nerdy little brother trying to do science experiments. That kid will NEVER get laid in his life I swear to god. You are probably just like my little nerd brother. Phi Gamma Kappa 4 lyfe boiz.
tldr; attack swan and 18-oh will hit you with some frat boy fire
MinggTrim that shit. Stubble fucking hurts and a bush so large you can't find his cum gun is just like... No thank you.
It's kind of like facial hard, short and clean is better than a baby face/ untamed gorilla.
10/10 would recommend a wax though.
Yes waxing is better, but dudes aren't gonna do that. They're just not. Total non starter.
Shaving lasts for the night of, before it becomes sharp stubble. Not to mention, shaving a sack is difficult and little cuts bleed an alarming amount.
Everything I've heard from my lady friends (and what makes sense to me from going down on them) is that, yes, they prefer perfectly smooth balls and cock - 10/10. But trimmed pubes about 1/2-1cm long are soft and short enough to not be bothersome - 8/10.
Moral of the story, frankly you're an idiot if you shave your balls. Huge risk and downside, with little upside. Just use a beard trimmer to keep it neat, and use a safety razor to keep the cock smooth to the base.
californiagrownEverything I've heard from my lady friends (and what makes sense to me from going down on them) is that, yes, they prefer perfectly smooth balls and cock - 10/10. But trimmed pubes about 1/2-1cm long are soft and short enough to not be bothersome - 8/10.
Exactly. A trim is the happy medium where you'll both be happy about it and I've never ever had a lady friend complain about a trim. So I'm going to recommend that. In general though just be clean and you'll be fine.
californiagrownYes waxing is better, but dudes aren't gonna do that. They're just not. Total non starter.
Shaving lasts for the night of, before it becomes sharp stubble. Not to mention, shaving a sack is difficult and little cuts bleed an alarming amount.
Everything I've heard from my lady friends (and what makes sense to me from going down on them) is that, yes, they prefer perfectly smooth balls and cock - 10/10. But trimmed pubes about 1/2-1cm long are soft and short enough to not be bothersome - 8/10.
Moral of the story, frankly you're an idiot if you shave your balls. Huge risk and downside, with little upside. Just use a beard trimmer to keep it neat, and use a safety razor to keep the cock smooth to the base.
Completely shaved pubes looks weird. I guess if you're going for that 12 year old look go for it.
californiagrownI love when my girls wax everything down there. Looks great. Idk why it'd be different for dudes?
I mean there's a point in that but Idk.
I just think a dick and balls dangling there with no pubes it looks weird and have heard the same from others. I guess maybe it's all just personal preference.
theabortionatorI mean there's a point in that but Idk.
I just think a dick and balls dangling there with no pubes it looks weird and have heard the same from others. I guess maybe it's all just personal preference.
My cock never hangs. It is always rock hard, defcon 5, ready to go! 4 inches of FURY!!!!!