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Attempted to shoot fireworks out of my friends car (We did this on a country road at 2am). It was funny and all at first but then one blew up inside the car while we were gon 75. Scared the shit out the driver and he yanked the steering wheel. We slid sideways for a long ass time before coming to a stop. Sone of my friends were partially deaf for a few days. Looking back on it, that was such a dumb fucking idea. Thankful none of us were seriously hurt. Never mix fireworks with any other activity.
my friend and i tried backflips one a slushy april day.. He never did it, so I had to step up and show him up, I forgot to tuck and I landed on my head and broke my collar bone real good.. Not my best decision
Two summers ago my two friends and I were bored and we were playing with gasoline and lighters in my friends driveway, making fire penis's and shit and I dont remember who but one of us grabbed an RC truck and we put the water bottle of gas in the RC car's trunk and tried driving it around, making shapes. The flames were faster than the truck and we had to kick the bottle off, which only caused more flames. The RC car caught on fire and before we knew it, we were fucked. I was using the hose trying to put it out but since it was a gas fire, it didnt do shit. So my friends went in the house looking for an extinguisher, couldnt find one so we had to use flour and we were about an inch from having the battery explode...The next day the parents came home and were pissed, we had to power wash the flour out of the driveway, it was still so fun, Id probably do it again.
Me and some other drunk little shits burned down around 10 acres of protected wildlife land all because some kid kept pouring 5 gallon buckets of diesel on fire. The embers flew into the dry grassy meadow and ended up catching. The whole place burned up scary quick and we all got the fuck out of there.
Next morning it was in the paper. Heard it on the local radio next morning. nobody at the (50+ people) party ever got caught to this day.
My friends and I pissed off some nerd in the woods who chased us with a sword and stood on the bridge that kept is from getting home with it in his hand the whole time. We probably could've taken him but the adrenaline rush of running from a dude with a sword was pretty sweet
JeremyClarksonMe and some other drunk little shits burned down around 10 acres of protected wildlife land all because some kid kept pouring 5 gallon buckets of diesel on fire. The embers flew into the dry grassy meadow and ended up catching. The whole place burned up scary quick and we all got the fuck out of there.
Next morning it was in the paper. Heard it on the local radio next morning. nobody at the (50+ people) party ever got caught to this day.
GORILLAWALLACEegging people in our parents cars like every weekend in grade 11.
This. Except one time we got out of my car to do it, because we didnt want to scratch the paint of all these cars at a football jock's house party (considerate, right?). Well somebody saw us and while we were running back to my car, my keys fell out of my pocket so we had no escape other than running into the woods. What followed was 2 hours of getting manhunted by drunk football guys driving around in their trucks while we darted from backyard to backyard in the suburban neighborhood. Eventually came clean to the captain over the phone and made up some bs story that somebody else egged my car that night and I thought it was them. We were cool the next morning lol
Still feel super shitty about it to this day, never ever even considered fucking with somebody elses car after that
JeremyClarksonMe and some other drunk little shits burned down around 10 acres of protected wildlife land all because some kid kept pouring 5 gallon buckets of diesel on fire. The embers flew into the dry grassy meadow and ended up catching. The whole place burned up scary quick and we all got the fuck out of there.
Next morning it was in the paper. Heard it on the local radio next morning. nobody at the (50+ people) party ever got caught to this day.
well looks like you're gonna get caught now. Not the smartest thing to post on the internet
My friend and I ran from the cops on dirt bikes and got away.The police got buthurt that they couldn't catch us and issued an arrest warrant for us. One of our other friends bragged about it at school later in the week and someone snitched. My friends door got kicked by the cops so they could find our bikes and give him a traffic ticket
smashed 14 mailboxes in one night my senior year of high school, one of my homies left his phone at one of the houses and they people found out who it was and we all got in trouble, cop was nice enough to let us go with a warning
Me and my buds once made a big batch of water balloons and then hunkered in an orchard and railed cars with them. It was late at night so it was difficult to see what kind of car was coming so we had a spotter to decide whether it was ok to hit or not. So on this one car the spotter says "You're good its a mom car", then another friend chucks the balloon and as soon as it leaves his hands spotter says "OH SHIT ITS A COP". Pegged him right on the windshield and he slammed on his brakes. We dipped out before we knew if he was chases us or not I like to think he was though. So we ran through backyards and orchards, one of my buddies tripped over a waterline and broke a pipe causing this giant fountain spewing water all over the place. We got away from the cops but the dude with the broken waterline caught us and made us pay for it. It was worth it though.
we used to go on "booze cruises" where during the ending hours of a house party at my house we would pack as many stragglers as we could round up into the boat as possible. between 10-20 of us , always blackout drunk, then i would drive the boat around the lake in the middle of the night with the throttle pegged and the lights off and flat spin the boat in its own wake, trim it out to air out over waves and doing donuts and shit and just generally try to scare everyone as much as possible.
i always thought that one was pretty good. a few times i was so drunk i got really lost trying to find the dock on the way back.
Well a couple weeks ago a group of us were out at around 3am. we knocked own this electrical box which put out the blocks power. We just ran and really forgot about it. Same night got chased by a crazy Chinese waiter because someone stole a salt shaker
Last day of school in 8th grade, my friend and I decided to burn our school work (like 16 binders full of paper). We went to a duck blind in the middle of a dry marsh. We drenched them in gasoline and lit those suckers... Made a HUGE black cloud and then the fire kind of got out of hand. It caught a pretty large tree on fire and we ended up putting it out by throwing mud at it or something. God I was a fucknut 12 year old.
Forgot to turn. Wasn't texting or anything... Just driving home at night and fucking forgot that the road had a turn. Almost put my car in a lake, but just ended up skidding through some grass and hitting a tree.
In high school, I bought this fucking badass airsoft sniper rifle. Spent weeks researching accuracy, velocity, the good stuff. Wanted to try it out on some live targets so my friend and I snuck out late, he would go up and knock on people's doors. I would be chilling in some brush in my gillie suit nearby and would pop them when they opened up the door.
I was sitting in class, in 6th grade, watching some video for spanish. There was this blond girl talking really fast about Madrid and she was like 6/10 but I guess I have a thing for how spanish girls say 'tapas' or something because I kinda jizzed in my pants and it was probably the third time this had happened (?) so i didn't think there was anything that weird about it so I raised my hand and asked if I could clean myself up and the teacher was like "from what" and I just nonchalantly replied, "the white stuff" and everyone was sniggering and it was a generally traumatizing event that I'm still recovering from.
I am proud of all the dumb shit I did because it was hella fun and I would never do any of it when I am older. Egging? Fun. Fireworks? Fun. Throwing hot sauce packets at people? Fun.
You can't get off the hook for any of this as a 35 year old.
KaneDogIn high school, I bought this fucking badass airsoft sniper rifle. Spent weeks researching accuracy, velocity, the good stuff. Wanted to try it out on some live targets so my friend and I snuck out late, he would go up and knock on people's doors. I would be chilling in some brush in my gillie suit nearby and would pop them when they opened up the door.
When I was 8, I had a sleepover at a friends house. His bedroom had a door that went to the attic. He explicitly said DO NOT GO UP THERE. I was curious about what he was hiding, so in the middle of the night, I went up there. I saw nothing until suddenly I fell through a hole or something. Turns out I fell through the insulation that went to his parents closet. It was really uncomfortable especially because they were really confused why I walked out of their closet covered in insulation.
When I was at the duck blind mentioned in the earlier post, with the same friend, he showed me a "Modified firework". He was planning to light it but I was fairly eager to. He accidentally used a quick fuse so instead of running away after lighting it, I had to throw it. It was a pipe bomb btw. He took some copper pipe and stuffed it with gunpowder and then crimped the ends. It was really fucking loud and we couldn't find any shrapnel but the shirt I was wearing had a bunch of holes in it. I still have it.