fuck that cripple kid

HYPE

What I'm seeing in that trailer:

Bran vs White Walkers

Wildlings vs Boltons

Mellisandre vs pornhub

Lannister vs everyone

Daenerys vs Dothraki II

Cleganebowl confirmed

The brief clip of the dragon at :50 seems like it's a clip of one of them being killed or shot out of the sky, interesting. Also I am surprised at how high on my list of favorite characters Brienne of Tarth is, she is a fucking badass.

ALL ABOARD THE INCEST GAME OF THRONES HYPE TRAIN

Those old lady boobs were something else.

red lady scene at the end rustled my jimmies. interesting insight to her character.

jon is dead... i was expecting some warg shit to happen with ghost but maybe that's on the way or i'm shit out of luck.

i don't even know what to say about the dorne/myrcella story...

.MASSHOLE.Those old lady boobs were something else.

copy my thread much

I was so pissed when that guy was about to show Emilia clarkes boobs but she stopped him

Dennis_ReynoldsI was so pissed when that guy was about to show Emilia clarkes boobs but she stopped him

i heard she made a clause in her contract not to show her boobs anymore after the first season

appai heard she made a clause in her contract not to show her boobs anymore after the first season

Thats fukin gay

but explains why she was naked for like half of all her scenes

The Dorne/Sand Snakes plot line is, well, horrible....

Maybe just because it's the first episode, but everything seemed forced and irrelevant and they tried to cover too much. I'm sure it will get better. Also the lack of blood in some of the fighting was disturbing.

idgaf jon snow is not dead. That old ass sag of meat called the red woman better bring him back to life

Official Character names-

if you actually call every character by their real name you're a try hard

Red lady

jon snow

dragon girl who is sexy

Peter dinklage

Jamie lanester

Dude with no dick

Blonde queen who bangs her brother

That hot one whos married to the king

Older stark sister

Young girl who kills people

Women fighter with short hair

Bald guy with no dick with spys

No spoilers and where can I stream for free?

CraigskisNo spoilers and where can I stream for free?

1. Spoilers in a discussion thread are definitely allowed. Wheelchair Prince of Dorne is dead. His son is dead. Mycella is dead. Jamie and Cersei are pissed. Sand Snakes continue to suck. Khaleesi is sentenced to rot in Vaes-Dothrak or whateverthefuck it's called (good riddance). Sansa and Reek escaped. Blind-Arya gets beat up and is going to continue getting beat up. Bran still MIA. Red Woman is actually an old hag with saggy fuckin tits. Sorry bud.

2. Google.

3. You suck at TV shows.

As soon as we started to like the Dornish wheelchair guy we should have known he was gonna die

Eat a dick.

erikK1. Spoilers in a discussion thread are definitely allowed. Wheelchair Prince of Dorne is dead. His son is dead. Mycella is dead. Jamie and Cersei are pissed. Sand Snakes continue to suck. Khaleesi is sentenced to rot in Vaes-Dothrak or whateverthefuck it's called (good riddance). Sansa and Reek escaped. Blind-Arya gets beat up and is going to continue getting beat up. Bran still MIA. Red Woman is actually an old hag with saggy fuckin tits. Sorry bud.

2. Google.

3. You suck at TV shows.

twoshanesAs soon as we started to like the Dornish wheelchair guy we should have known he was gonna die

Did anyone like the Dornish wheelchair guy?

I love how people are like "Jon's definitely dead" after one episode where he's not been resurrected. Remember that the whole sequence at the wall played out over only a few hours of their time. I might be wrong, but I think the show's just playing with us now. It knows what we think is going to happen, so it's sure as hell not going to get straight down to making it happen. If Jon is coming back, I reckon it will be episode 3 or 4.

The whole Dorne story line has been awful. Areo Hotah, supposed to be a straight savage, gets stabbed in the back and goes down with no fight.

Also, how did the sand snakes end up on the boat when they were clearly on the dock watching Myrcella's ship leave.

HODOR!

CirilloThe whole Dorne story line has been awful. Areo Hotah, supposed to be a straight savage, gets stabbed in the back and goes down with no fight.

Also, how did the sand snakes end up on the boat when they were clearly on the dock watching Myrcella's ship leave.

pretty sure it was a different ship. Yeah I agree about Dorne though. Feels like I am watching a shitty fantasy show from the 90s.

I feel like every moment the show veers away from the books, the scenes become more predictable or hollywoodesque like when Brianne saves Sansa at beginning of episode. Could see that coming from a mile away.

*DUMBCAN*Did anyone like the Dornish wheelchair guy?

I liked him because he resisted the temptation to go to war with the Lannister's over Oberyn and his sister's deaths. He just seemed more level-headed than most of the other characters, but maybe I'm the only one.

Predictions:

1) Jon Snow gets revived by Melisandre. Same way Thoros of Myr revives Beric Dondarrion.

2) Since Jon Snow died once already, this somehow absolves him of his duties to the watch

3) He retakes Winterfell and smashes the Boltens

4) The watch gets wasted by the Others, Jon rallies North to the cause

5) Dorne wastes King Landing

6) Daenarys comes back to Westeros, wastes everyone with cockless robots and dragons

Haven't thought beyond that. I believe HBO wanted to limited the number of seasons to 7 for some reason? They have a lot to solve in very few seasons

appai heard she made a clause in her contract not to show her boobs anymore after the first season

Yeah she signed on for nudity and then changed her mind after it took off because she wants to be taken "seriously", even though her character is well known to be naked most of the time. She's an idiot and sucks as a person pulling a pathetic bait and switch like that. I cannot wait to see her character get killed off or become irrelevant this season.

skiermanYeah she signed on for nudity and then changed her mind after it took off because she wants to be taken "seriously", even though her character is well known to be naked most of the time. She's an idiot and sucks as a person pulling a pathetic bait and switch like that. I cannot wait to see her character get killed off or become irrelevant this season.

but man is she a babe though

skiermanYeah she signed on for nudity and then changed her mind after it took off because she wants to be taken "seriously", even though her character is well known to be naked most of the time. She's an idiot and sucks as a person pulling a pathetic bait and switch like that. I cannot wait to see her character get killed off or become irrelevant this season.

Yeah pretty dumb on her end, but after all she doesn't have to be smart to get fvcked in the ass

skiermanYeah she signed on for nudity and then changed her mind after it took off because she wants to be taken "seriously", even though her character is well known to be naked most of the time. She's an idiot and sucks as a person pulling a pathetic bait and switch like that. I cannot wait to see her character get killed off or become irrelevant this season.

her getting killed off would be the ultimate 'fuck you' to everyone watching.

appaher getting killed off would be the ultimate 'fuck you' to everyone watching.

Dany blows anyway. I'd love to see her get killed off.

CirilloDany blows anyway. I'd love to see her get killed off.

Wild prediction: Dany dies, Tyrion becomes Dragon King

There is actually a theory that Tyrion is a Targaryan:

appaher getting killed off would be the ultimate 'fuck you' to everyone watching.

No, the biggest "fuck you" is when her ego got too big and she decided not to do anymore nude scenes, despite her character's main weapon being her sexuality/nudity. I can guarantee that when her character is killed off or removed from the story line, the reaction will be overwhelmingly positive and her acting career will be over.

This is no different than that dumb bitch Megan Fox who thought she was popular because she was a good actress and decided to trash the only director who was responsible for her career.

Blue_FishPredictions:

1) Jon Snow gets revived by Melisandre. Same way Thoros of Myr revives Beric Dondarrion.

2) Since Jon Snow died once already, this somehow absolves him of his duties to the watch

5) Dorne wastes King Landing

Thats what I think is going to happen, I take for granted that Melissandre revived Jon snow and she became "older" by doing it. Also, Sansa + Black Fish would make up for a very powerful couple and now that Dorne is no longer friends with the Lannisters the kingdom will be right there for anyone to take.

I think that the whole "trip" of Daenerys must come to an end in this season.

Finally I hope we see something, at least some trail of Howland Reed. Maybe he will be joining the army of the north too...

Strong and Wun Wun, who has a better splat?

jon snow holy fuck

SO HAPPY THAT JON IS ALIVE AGAIN

that was lame. I hope he's a mindless zombie now.

VinnieFthat was lame. I hope he's a mindless zombie now.

Seriously? I thought, besides Bran's scene, this was one of the better episodes since the 4th season.

They just did such a pathetic job with Bloodraven. He just looks like a guy trapped in a tree.

CirilloSeriously? I thought, besides Bran's scene, this was one of the better episodes since the 4th season.

They just did such a pathetic job with Bloodraven. He just looks like a guy trapped in a tree.

it was definitely a fantastic episode. I just don't like that they revived him. Would have been better if they had all this workup and hype about reviving him at the end then the last scene is him still dead then next episode it starts with them burning his body.

I just like the chaos of all the favourite characters being killed and knowing no one is safe.

VinnieFit was definitely a fantastic episode. I just don't like that they revived him. Would have been better if they had all this workup and hype about reviving him at the end then the last scene is him still dead then next episode it starts with them burning his body.

I just like the chaos of all the favourite characters being killed and knowing no one is safe.

You can only kill so many important characters before people start to get pissed off. There also has been a lot of foreshadowing (at least in the books) that he wasn't going to remain dead.

Few questions for other enthusiasts.

1. Jon died, and came back to life. Does this mean his commitment to the Night's Watch is done?

2. Tyrion seems to have a connection with those dragons. Tyrion=Targaryen confirmed?! (Such a stretch for this theory, but it would be wonderfully awesome if we saw him on the deformed dragon)

3. Are we finally going to see R+L=J confirmed next week?

Also, Ramsey has to be one of the sickest villains in the show, I hope Ghost eats him and kills his dogs.

I love how Ramsey is now the Anti-hero. He replaced Joffrey as the most hated it seems and he is much more unstable, I love it. Don't get me wrong, Joffrey may have done what Ramsey did with the dogs, but not the Father. Just Brutal.

I think it would have been more interesting for Melisandre's magic not to have worked.

They would have tried to burn Jon's body, but if he does have dragon's blood in him he wouldn't have burned, and the fire would have possibly revived him.

That would have been a better route in my opinion. Like someone said up there, leave the episode with him still dead, but have them try to burn his body in the next episode.

Pumped for the Tower of Joy flashback next episode.

Very surprised Jon is revived considering Sansa is going to see him. It would have made her story line way more interesting, but who knows Castle Black might not even be there by the time Sansa arrives.

CirilloThe whole Dorne story line has been awful. Areo Hotah, supposed to be a straight savage, gets stabbed in the back and goes down with no fight

I was really surprised by that, maybe more than anything else thus far in this season

.MASSHOLE.You can only kill so many important characters before people start to get pissed off. There also has been a lot of foreshadowing (at least in the books) that he wasn't going to remain dead.

Few questions for other enthusiasts.

1. Jon died, and came back to life. Does this mean his commitment to the Night's Watch is done?

2. Tyrion seems to have a connection with those dragons. Tyrion=Targaryen confirmed?! (Such a stretch for this theory, but it would be wonderfully awesome if we saw him on the deformed dragon)

3. Are we finally going to see R+L=J confirmed next week?

Also, Ramsey has to be one of the sickest villains in the show, I hope Ghost eats him and kills his dogs.

These three things seem to be what everyone is talking about.

I think Jon dying absolves him of his Night's Watch duties for sure. There was also something to do with him being the 1000th lord commander which could only happen now if someone else is appointed and then dies and Jon willingly takes the title back.

The scene with Tyrion and the dragons is pretty huge, I think it was second in importance to Jon's scene. If he is a Targ then that would sort of put things into place for the 3 dragon riders the third being Jon if R + L = J is true.

Snowbowl is definitely happening (jon snow vs ramsay snow/bolton)

Cleganebowl is pretty much happening as well (the hound vs the mountain)

"That's what I do; I drink, and I know things."

.MASSHOLE.Strong and Wun Wun, who has a better splat?

i vote wun wun

lets go boys

For anyone interested I read about this theory not so long ago and Its been bugging me since then:

https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/23p48r/the_true_nature_and_purpose_of_the_others_and_the/

The night's king must be Benjen and Jon will be the targaryen-stark that will unite the others with the humans again.