Skisus has no time for CGI, he performs pure miracles.

candide's already been called out for using cgi...this is common knowledge..

/thread.

Just haven't seen anything on the last video though with the barn, helicopter and speed gliders though.

I heard that Candide's 2003 Winter X pipe run was photoshopped.

markcJust haven't seen anything on the last video though with the barn, helicopter and speed gliders though.

the gliders were real. it showed a vid from there perspective. Also Why would they bother to use cgi when they could just plan it out and time it well.

All Candides runs are legit... Cmon guys it dosent take much to see that

I_Bohrmannthe gliders were real. it showed a vid from there perspective. Also Why would they bother to use cgi when they could just plan it out and time it well.

The gliders were pretty clearly fake to me though. Did you see how uniform the tones were in the sails when they were underneath Candide? It was completely unnatural. Maybe it's just me.

The pond skim video that was taken by someone else looked incredibly fake to me also. The movements were so unnatural, especially in the flip.

markcThe gliders were pretty clearly fake to me though. Did you see how uniform the tones were in the sails when they were underneath Candide? It was completely unnatural. Maybe it's just me.

There is another video from the gliders perspective, so clearly not fake.

markcThe pond skim video that was taken by someone else looked incredibly fake to me also. The movements were so unnatural, especially in the flip.

there is a video of another perspective of the pond skim on candide's instagram

https://www.facebook.com/TeamFullSpeedRiding/videos/889610147802888/

the other video who came one month before

I heard Candide himself is just one big photoshop

NewEscuelersI heard Candide himself is just one big photoshop

could we all just be photoshop

Austin.skicould we all just be photoshop

whoa dude, too trippy, don't go there

its true candide is a fake.

markcThe gliders were pretty clearly fake to me though. Did you see how uniform the tones were in the sails when they were underneath Candide? It was completely unnatural. Maybe it's just me.

you are the candide of idiocy

a.dogeThere is another video from the gliders perspective, so clearly not fake.

Both look fake as hell. Screenshot and zoom in if you're too arrogant to take my word for it.

So he jumps through a window that hasn't been broken, but there are tracks in the land? ...Very plausible.

The end of that road appears to be dirt...Interesting that they would have a bike race on a dirt road..

fart skiing

Why aren't there any lines connecting the sail to the person speed gliding or any shadows from these lines?

markcWhy aren't there any lines connecting the sail to the person speed gliding or any shadows from these lines?

Just stop

jellomellowJust stop

Ok, Sorry.

I'm sorry newschoolers. I was wrong and admit defeat. Candide has never used any form of CGI or photo manipulation software in his life and I was wrong to accuse him. In fact, no skier in the world has used computers to alter the appearance of their skiing and anyone who says otherwise is an uneducated ass. I am very sorry making such a bold, ignorant statement and can assure you all that it will never happen again.

markcI'm sorry newschoolers. I was wrong and admit defeat. Candide has never used any form of CGI or photo manipulation software in his life and I was wrong to accuse him. In fact, no skier in the world has used computers to alter the appearance of their skiing and anyone who says otherwise is an uneducated ass. I am very sorry making such a bold, ignorant statement and can assure you all that it will never happen again.

not accepted

maxknudsonnot accepted

Candide did the pentagon

markcWhy aren't there any lines connecting the sail to the person speed gliding or any shadows from these lines?

If anything were fake in this vid, I'm sure it's the paraglider. We all know it's easier to edit a parachute onto a moving figure rather than strap one on and ski down a hill.

The only real thing he has ever done was jumping into the back of the Audi.

markc, Pardon my French, but you're a dumbass.

markcThe pond skim video that was taken by someone else looked incredibly fake to me also. The movements were so unnatural, especially in the flip.

I can tell that you don't ski.

markc has no chill button

Let me get my tin hat

This isn't a troll.... I'm just realllyy reallly stupid.

zakattack66I can tell that you don't ski.

I've gone skiing at Breckenridge once thank you very much asshole.

L0gicLet me get my tin hat

Now why would you wear a tin hat?

markcI'm sorry newschoolers. I was wrong and admit defeat. Candide has never used any form of CGI or photo manipulation software in his life and I was wrong to accuse him. In fact, no skier in the world has used computers to alter the appearance of their skiing and anyone who says otherwise is an uneducated ass. I am very sorry making such a bold, ignorant statement and can assure you all that it will never happen again.

I'm pretty sure this thread has just been taken as a joke now lmao

chodoThe only real thing he has ever done was jumping into the back of the Audi.

markc, Pardon my French, but you're a dumbass.

You are what you eat

markcThe pond skim video that was taken by someone else looked incredibly fake to me also. The movements were so unnatural, especially in the flip.

you're an idiot

https://vimeo.com/8415003

traversehttps://vimeo.com/8415003

That's real. I'm talking about fake stuff.

Austin.skicould we all just be photoshop

This is the weekend, my brain can't take this much stress.

markcThat's real. I'm talking about fake stuff.

stop

hardys17I'm pretty sure this thread has just been taken as a joke now lmao

It was a joke from the beginning. I guess hinting at this being a troll in multiple posts isn't enough for people to understand that it's a joke.

SteezyStokesyou're an idiot

DM me. Do you have kik?

markcBoth look fake as hell. Screenshot and zoom in if you're too arrogant to take my word for it.

You're so fucking stupid. There's multiple videos of the same trick from different angles. Not fake. Just accept that Candide's goat.

candide is just a pure god

One of those days isn't real? He didn't actually run from cops?

RoidedSasquatchYou're so fucking stupid. There's multiple videos of the same trick from different angles. Not fake. Just accept that Candide's goat.

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SteezyStokesyou're an idiot

And with these three words the dispute was resolved.

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