Do you wipe with your left or right hand

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Do you wipe with your left or right hand

I_Swear_I_Ski

Posts: 44 - Karma: 532

Mar 3 2016 8:49PM

some big questions i have been pondering

personally I'm a right hand kind of guy

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crotchvent

Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182

Mar 3 2016 8:55PM

Update your poll we need a neither option.

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I_Swear_I_Ski

Posts: 44 - Karma: 532

Mar 3 2016 10:37PM

crotchventUpdate your poll we need a neither option.

done

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Rice

Posts: 311 - Karma: 2,228

Mar 3 2016 10:39PM

I'm seeing a weird trend with your threads, an obsession with shit

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.Hugo.

Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469

Mar 3 2016 10:42PM

You guys use your hands to wipe? Jesus christ use some toilet paper you sick bastards

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skittiti

Posts: 172 - Karma: 434

Mar 3 2016 10:45PM

wipe what

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spliff.Life

Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549

Mar 3 2016 10:48PM

Whenever I injure my right hand/arm whatever..I eventually have to poop but I dont think about wiping and when it gets to the wiping part Im just like "Damn why's wiping with the left so awkward?" like I can do it, but it just doesnt have the same touch

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Mingg

Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466

Mar 3 2016 10:54PM

Wiping is for peasants. I use a bidet.

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Squirrel_Murphy

Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165

Mar 3 2016 10:58PM

Doggie style and drag my ass across the bathroom rug.

I think the real question is: do you wipe front to back or back to front???

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crotchvent

Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182

Mar 3 2016 11:14PM

MinggWiping is for peasants. I use a bidet.

This is where it's at

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TACO-DOG.exe

Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239

Mar 3 2016 11:17PM

i wipe with whatever hand is closest to the roll for maximum efficiency.

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saskskier

Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984

Mar 4 2016 12:23AM

I have some friends that just moved to Bali and are living pretty traditionally with a family there. No toilet paper, wipe with left hand and then a lot of washing...

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