What is the funniest, worst or weirdest breakup you ever had.
I won't go into details but it involves a cousin, a partially severed dick, copious amounts of meth and a (thankfully) still unsolved missing persons' case.
Her room was adjacent to the living room. I thought no one was home except us so I broke up with her in her room and she didn't take well to it and I found myself doing a very poor job of talking my way out of it. Of course after a good half hour of awkward arguing and her sobbing I opened her door to find her family all sitting in the living room. They had heard most of it and didn't look very happy.
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Yeah so 1700 "loser-loads" in 1 year equates to almost 5 per day. Talk about a sloot.
CubanLinxYeah so 1700 "loser-loads" in 1 year equates to almost 5 per day. Talk about a sloot.
No ones nuts can stand up to fire of that magnitude!
Walked in on my boyfriend banging my best friend and they said "surprise"
robbinJAHoodWalked in on my boyfriend banging my best friend and they said "surprise"
Did you join?
Called my girlfriends mom a fuckin absolute kunt to her during an argument because she was , lady was a Thorn. My girlfriend went absolutely ballistic, took a six pack of beers from the fridge and started throwing full beer bottles at me, took a tower of vinyl records and dumped it on the floor and started throwing records at me . It was ugly . Had to hold her down for a while til she calmed down. Then she packed her shit and left for good.
PachankzCalled my girlfriends mom a fuckin absolute kunt
PachankzCalled my girlfriends mom a fuckin absolute kunt to her during an argument because she was , lady was a Thorn. My girlfriend went absolutely ballistic, took a six pack of beers from the fridge and started throwing full beer bottles at me, took a tower of vinyl records and dumped it on the floor and started throwing records at me . It was ugly . Had to hold her down for a while til she calmed down. Then she packed her shit and left for good.
Tell us more about the trailer park you live in.
McNocheTell us more about the trailer park you live in.
Happened in this trailer park.
Pachankzhttp://pianocraftguild.com/Happened in this trailer park.
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DBack1321Did you join?
No it was one of the worst days of my life
My now ex boyfriend used to pull all these pranks on me when we were dating. And one time he told me that his condom broke and he didn't pull out. I was freaking out about it and then a week or so later he told me it was a joke.
Fast forward a couple months, I decided to dish it back at him and I told him that I was late. He didn't talk to me at all after and before I could tell him I was just kidding, he fucked another girl and broke up with me...
uh well i dumped her seven months ago and now she wants to hang out with me. I have been talking to another girl and my ex is a fucking lunatic
I mean I haven't really had legit girlfriend's until my current one, but in 8th grade I dated a girl for 6 months and we never hung out cuz she was always scared to be alone or some shot so one day I was walking by her in the hallway, broke up with her, and kept going without breaking stride. I was fine but apparently she cried for a few days and didn't come to school the next day or some shit.
Bad Story but meh
parkplaygroundI mean I haven't really had legit girlfriend's until my current one, but in 8th grade I dated a girl for 6 months and we never hung out cuz she was always scared to be alone or some shot so one day I was walking by her in the hallway, broke up with her, and kept going without breaking stride. I was fine but apparently she cried for a few days and didn't come to school the next day or some shit.Bad Story but meh
Middle school sounds rough.
Pre c makes kids, always have that plan b on deck. Long story short, sometimes you just have to break it off before you make people.
CheeFPre c makes kids, always have that plan b on deck. Long story short, sometimes you just have to break it off before you make people.
what the fuck ahahah