I am back from the grave and old AF now. Smear? Really? Maybe some little park rat, punk a$$ kids can enlighten me. Slarvy?
sincerely,
Old ski chick (still hot and skis better than you)
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I am back from the grave and old AF now. Smear? Really? Maybe some little park rat, punk a$$ kids can enlighten me. Slarvy?
sincerely,
Old ski chick (still hot and skis better than you)
bigsky_gurlstill hot
Need pics for proof
Also ive never heard smear used in park skiing
Pretty sure it refers to powder skiing, when you smear through turn to scrub speed
The first person to coin the term 'Smear' was by Bryan of 4bi9 fame, he was employed as the house chef and the way he served avocado was via a guacamole smear, little is known of Bryan as his whereabouts is deemed a mystery
Smear has been around for a very long time as a synonymy for spreading anything in the matter that butter can be spread on toast. Early uses date back to the 1600's. You can smear butter or cream cheese on a bagel. You can smear grease on your classmates shirt.
slarving is essentially the same as drifting a car. slide+carve=slarve
very useful in pow, i do them all over the place now.
they were brought to the mainstream by mcconkey, he skis sideways down a whole alaskan spine in this video.
smeary turns are a crucial part of getting pyscho pitted, dawgsie.