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It was a rough day on the mountain.

Send_It_Jerry
Posts: 187 - Karma: 74
Jan 7 2016 9:26PM

Was jerking off on the lift, and got my dick stuck to the safety bar. Any one else has this problem.

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270on420out
Posts: 7495 - Karma: 50,836
Jan 7 2016 9:28PM

Some hooligan park rats pooped in my boots when I took them off during lunch.

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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
Jan 7 2016 9:33PM

who the fuck puts the safety bar down. fucking gaper

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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,719
Jan 7 2016 9:37PM

I put the bar down if im jerking off makes the family on the chair with me feel at ease.

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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Jan 7 2016 9:39PM

Yeah some dude's foreskin was stuck on the safety bar on the lift today.

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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
Jan 7 2016 11:28PM

tear it off like a band aid

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